Sup guys?
How was your day?
Mine was okay. My side aches though. I think I might have slept on it wrong or something.
Even hurts to laugh :(.
You guys remember a while back when I told you about 
this girl?
Well if not, you should probably read that before continuing.
….
Okay you back? k.
So, it's been a while since I've updated on this so I'm gonna back-track a bit.
Okay rewind to New Year's Day. The same day I…. had some trouble.
While watching Easy A, I was texting her.
We were talking about a lot of things. But the highlight was of course drugs.
I treaded lightly on the subject though, I don't like when people get in my face about things, and I figured she wouldn't either.
She told me she only did a few lines of speed and her New Year's resolution was to quit drugs in general.
Brought a smile to my face to hear that. Really it did.
But I'm still…I dunno…not sure about if I should ask her out or not.
She appeals to me in a lot of ways. And her personality is similar to mine. Like a few days ago, I burped in class by accident.
Good burp too, had a lot of potential in it.
Anyway, she gave me a courtesy belch. You know, burping right after me to take the edge off.
My jaw literally fell through the floor, into the Earth's crust and then back to my mouth again.
Never in my life have I seen a woman belch. Well I have, but what I mean is, I was pretty damn shocked.
Then we got into this furious burping competition for the rest of the class.
She's as lazy as me too. One time we were talking and her pencil fell and rolled away from her. We both just stopped and looked at it.
She stretched out her arm towards it. Clearly, she can't reach it. "Too far. I can't reach." She said.
"It's in God's hands now." I said, waving to the pencil.
"Sucks." She turned back to me. "It was a good pencil too." Then we continued talking.
Also, we both come to school in our pajamas because we're too lazy to change.
I can go on and on really.
In Summary
I dunno. I've had "crushes" before. But this is so different.
I actually go ga-ga over her.
Damn hormones.
~Nass
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Alberto will be pleased.
She sounds like she’d be kinky. Protect Alberto.
Good luck; don’t eff up
snooorrrrt
Fucking savages going to school in your pajamas.
I KNOW!
Dude, in my dreams, I saw her doing some things to me that you’d never find ANYWHERE.
Like nothing nasty that involves poop or pee but like yeah.
Take my mind to the next level.
I KNOW!
Dude, in my dreams, I saw her doing some things to me that you’d never find ANYWHERE.
Like nothing nasty that involves poop or pee but like yeah.
Take my mind to the next level.
Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Cleveland Steamer?
California Pancake?
oh wait, nothing to do with poop?
BME Pain Olympics?
Seeing the title “teenage Hormones” instantly made me think this : hormones + weed = Nass
Kickin’ Nass and Takin’ Manes
Btw, when i levelled up my warlock, I was
Had to do it 😛
I KNOW!
Dude, in my dreams, I saw her doing some things to me that you’d never find ANYWHERE.
Like nothing nasty that involves poop or pee but like yeah.
Take my mind to the next level.
Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Cleveland Steamer?
California Pancake?
oh wait, nothing to do with poop?
BME Pain Olympics?
No I mean like we’d go from like a 69 to like a 87
And I don’t even know how that would work
I KNOW!
Dude, in my dreams, I saw her doing some things to me that you’d never find ANYWHERE.
Like nothing nasty that involves poop or pee but like yeah.
Take my mind to the next level.
Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Cleveland Steamer?
California Pancake?
oh wait, nothing to do with poop?
BME Pain Olympics?
No I mean like we’d go from like a 69 to like a 87
And I don’t even know how that would work
Holy shit that’s freaky
I KNOW!
Dude, in my dreams, I saw her doing some things to me that you’d never find ANYWHERE.
Like nothing nasty that involves poop or pee but like yeah.
Take my mind to the next level.
Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Cleveland Steamer?
California Pancake?
oh wait, nothing to do with poop?
BME Pain Olympics?
No I mean like we’d go from like a 69 to like a 87
And I don’t even know how that would work
Holy shit that’s freaky
THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
ASK HER OUT. YOU LIKE HER RIGHT? DO IT.
Epic lurker alert.
Going to school in your pajamas sucks so much in the periods after lunch. By then you’ve stopped being lazy and started wanting to wear normal clothes.
Holy fuck it’s a wild Meepster
I think you should bring her home and fuck the living shit out of that bitch!!! Smack her ass too!
Lovin’ your enthusiasm
Lovin’ your enthusiasm
lols
wut!?!?!?
also MARRY THAT GIRL MAN. SHE’S THE ONE.
lol