LOLOOPS

So I went to the doctor to get my lungs checked out.
My doctor told me the same thing she's been telling me for like 2 weeks.

"k you have asthma."

I knew that already you dumb fucking woman I sighed. "k"

"Take ur Inhal3r."

"k"

"And no alcohol."

"k"

"And no marijuana."

Now here's where it gets fucked up. I wanted to say "Dammit." in my head. And then in real life say; "It's okay I don't do drugs."
But I messed up and said "DAMMIT!" pretty loud. My eyes widened at my brutal mistake. If I had the power to turn into a puddle of matter, I would have used it right there.

My doctor and I had a stare-down. She was giving me a death stare, while I laughed nervously and added "Just kidding."

But seriously. I can't smoke until I feel better. Which sucks ass because I finally have a long weekend before my mid-year exams. And I kinda wanted to get fucked up on Friday. Have a relaxing Saturday, and then study all day Sunday.

But noooo, now I just have to study all weekend.

*sigh*

I suck.

~Nass