[How-To] Write A Blog

So you finally wanna post a blog huh?

Posting a blog is srs business, there's a lot of preparation involved, but follow this guide and your blog will definitely get the bitches rolling.

Oh and also earn you like 10+ "Likes" or whatever…

Don't just take my word it, look at what the critics had to say!

You get the point.

Step 1: EQUIP YOURSELF!

So you got the blog idea racing through your head, you're pumped up, you gotta write this shit down!

First you need to go to this page here. There, you should be greeted with a page with a lot of big,scary words on it. It's okay champ I'll explain them to you.

Blog Title:
This is where you type your title for your epic blog. It can be anything you want, so long as it stays within the rules.

Oh yeah and no swearing in the title if you want it to be front page'd.

Tip: You want it to be attractive. Like a hot, curvy, Latina. So no "THE DAY I SUCKED MY OWN PENIS!" Even if you did do that, keep that out of the title. You sick mother fuc-

Category:
Here you'll find a drop-down menu, just choose the one that fits best with your blog. The way I do it is, if I'm talking about multiple subjects.
(Say: Real Life drama, gaming and then a rant to finish it off for this example) Whichever paragraph looks bigger is the category I pick.

Or you can also just be lazy and leave it in "Default".

Social Media:
Leaving this unchecked puts a nifty panel next to your blog when it's posted.

I assume it's for sharing the blog with other sites.

Iunno, I've never used it….

Word Count & Text Box:
Now you're finally ready to write!

Please note, your blog HAS to have more than 140 characters, or just don't post.
How long it has to be is really up to you. However, short blogs get hate after a while.

YOU WANT TO GET POPULAR YA?
THEN DON'T POST SHORT ASS LAME BLOGS!

Step 2: Content!

Your blog can be about just about anything! Talk about your day, your gaming life, how you were awkwardly staring at that girl in Math class, and many more!

Don't forget to have DETAIL!

Please, no one wants to read:

People want to read:

Don't forget to use your adjectives!

Don't have shit like that to write about?

USE THE MEDIA!

Youtube is there to help you! Post the last video that made you laugh, or feel any other emotion.
What about that last article you read on the web? Post a link so others can read it!

Step 3: Comments

After people have read your blog, they have a few options:
They can:
"Like" the blog and then not comment
"Like" the blog AND comment (Best one)
Or just back out and move on to the next blog.

To help lure people in, post questions in your blog, that way the people who read it have something to work off of.

Example: I thought the movie was okay, lacking in some places but still worth it. What about you guys?

Step 4: Pray

Pray people "Like" it. And even if you don't get your goal likes, KEEP POSTING!
Sometimes a week can go by without any blogs being posted, people will be HAPPY to see a new blog, and they WILL read it if it's got content.

Just keep trying, keep writing your blogs.

Like once I was a noob 13 year old who would just write about MapleStory. Now I'm like….a fucking beast of some sorts.

Keep trying guys! Keep reading and following this guide, it's GONNA work if you do it right. Cuz I wrote it so…yeah.

~Nass