Salvia

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Man….I feel so….weird right now.

Well tonight I tried salvia. And if you don’t know what that is,read up on it here.

Or to sum it all up, it’s a a psychoactive plant. So when you smoke it. It puts you on a whole other level.
Think LSD, but a plant. And it only lasts like 5-10mins.

It was by far the most INTENSE 6mins of my life. I’ll try to describe it as best as I can. But really, words can’t do it justice.

Let’s skip the bullshit and get right into the smoking part. I took my first hit and felt the smoke hit my lungs. (You see, the difference between weed and this, is weed you only gotta hold it in for like 3 seconds. Salvia you gotta hold it in for as long as you can…at least that’s what I’m told.)

I looked around, and braced myself for whatever the fuck was coming. I had a friend on stand-by in case something happened, like a bad-trip and he can talk me down just a bit.

“How are you feeling?” He asked. He sounded so far away.
“Good.” I mumbled. I was on another planet.
WARNING: FROM THIS POINT ON, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I DID IN REAL LIFE.
I looked around. It looked like the room I was in before I smoked, but I could walk around. I can see myself sitting on the floor still. (So it was all 3rd peson to say simply. We’ll call my ‘other’ self Nass2.)
“Hey” I said to Nass2.
“Hey.” He replied. He looked exactly like me. From his hair all the way to his toes. It was pretty cool.
“What are you doing?” I asked, sitting in front of him.
“I dunno. What are YOU doing?” He said. But as he said that he began to morph. He began to get older.
“Are you me?” I asked Nass2.
“I am human. Just like you.” He continued to age, maybe he was about 30 now.
“…Am I dead?” I began to get a bit scared.
Nass2 glanced at me, I looked into his eyes. They looked so sad. So alone. So cold. A tear streamed down his face.

Then something pulled on my back. Some intense force. The room felt like it was spinning. I saw pictures of the world. Like animals in Africa, to tropical rain forests. The world is such a beautiful place.
I blinked, and there I was, looking at Nass2 again. He was back to normal.
“What are you trying to tell me?” I asked him.
“I don’t know. What are you trying to tell me?” He replied, smiling.

I blinked, and there I was. In my friend’s house. I checked the time. It was 8:32pm. I smoked at 8:26pm.
I looked at my friend. “What the fuck hap-?”
“Dude…are you okay?”
I did a quick body inspection.

Yeah…

This was by far the most mind-blowing experience ever. And it also leaves the question;
Will I ever do it again?

Maybe. But not anytime soon.
I need to think about this. I feel like I owe an apology to someone. But I don’t know who…

~Nass

Edit: Guys, please. Don’t do this unless you know EXACTLY what you’re doing. What I mean is, please don’t think “lol this sounds cool” and try it because of this blog. PLEASE, I’m actually begging you now. If you do try it, have a close SOBER friend or 2 with you. I’m 100% serious, this may be legal in most places, but it is VERY powerful!

12 Comments

MasterCheeze 21 February 2011 Reply

Lol @ disclaimer.

Pirkid 21 February 2011 Reply

I was actually thinking, it’d be pretty cool to see myself, and have a discussion regarding things I can’t tell anyone about like the voices in my head.

Gujju 21 February 2011 Reply

o.o all i am planning on trying is weed brownies XD For a lightweight like me, should be interesting.

Nass 21 February 2011 Reply
Gujju said: o.o all i am planning on trying is weed brownies XD For a lightweight like me, should be interesting.

Just a heads-up: Don’t eat the whole thing in one go.

Trusssssssttt me on this one.

Dest1 21 February 2011 Reply

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Vusys 21 February 2011 Reply

If I ever visit Canada, I’m going to pay a trip to Nass’ place.

Dustin 21 February 2011 Reply

Bullet ellipses

Anyways, Nass, you is one funny fella.

SirPainsalot 21 February 2011 Reply

Derp.
You guys, it must be pretty powerful if Nass said it was powerful.
It sounds like something hippies would smoke.

DarkDragoon 21 February 2011 Reply

3 out of the 4 voices in my head say go.
Let’s do this

Wolfboy183 21 February 2011 Reply
pirkid said: I was actually thinking, it’d be pretty cool to see myself, and have a discussion regarding things I can’t tell anyone about…

That would be awesome.

I’ll pass on the salvia. I don’t like being high anyway. i get too freaked out. And that sounds like it would give me a killer headache.

Gujju 22 February 2011 Reply
Nass said:

Gujju said: o.o all i am planning on trying is weed brownies XD For a lightweight like me, should be interesting.

Just a heads-up: Don’t eat the whole thing in one go.

Trusssssssttt me on this one.

lol thanks for the heads up.

Nass 23 February 2011 Reply
SirPainsalot said: Derp.
You guys, it must be pretty powerful if Nass said it was powerful.
It sounds like something hippies would smoke.

Actually, Native Americans did. It was a healing tool. Also used by their Shaman’s too.
@BryBry: kk. But you’re gonna have to find a hotel to sleep in, cuz there’s no space here.

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