[QoTW] Legalizing Weed+Other Wishes

Duh, of course that’d be the first thing I’d do if I was a god.

In fact, I’d make it so it was never illegal in the first place.

Maybe the next thing I’d do is give myself a human form, come down to Earth and blaze with my people.

After that I’d probably be too stoned to do anything else.

I’d make crops in poor places in the world suddenly flourish, making sure there’s enough food for everyone on Earth.

I’d brutally smite all those racist fucks in the world. No mercy.
I’d make it that somehow, an upbeat song plays on Monday mornings,
Like:

Or some other song that gives people hope.

In regards to love (inb4 never get heartbroken again) I’d leave things just the way they are. However, I would take away the impulses of domestic abuse. Getting over relationships makes you stronger.

I’d make a wave of joy wash over everyone that day. It’d be a good day for all.

Finally, I’d make it rain money for like an hour.

~Nass