Lately it’s been really good outside. A bit humid, but I’m not gonna complain.
Despite the weather, I didn’t even go outside much today.
Woke up, checked my phone, changed then went outside for a smoke.
After that I pretty much stayed in and studied. I didn’t feel like going outside today, plus I had my fun on Friday, which leads us into the point of this blog.
So last night.
I went out with a few friends. We just hung out at a park and jammed. Went to McDonald’s and ate.
Met up with some more friends who said they were heading out to a party, they asked if we wanted to tag along.
Having nothing else to do, we went.
So we get there and things are lame as fuck. Shitty music, no booze & no sign of drugs.
Still, we just got there and decided to stay in case it got better.
Boy did it get better.
So apparently the host’s brother shows up with his buddies and bring beer with them. I grabbed 2 and stuck one into my pocket for later. More people start to show up, mostly Grads because I think the dude was in Grade 11 or something.
Anyway place starts to get packed, and people start to get drunk.
I start to feel my face heat up and was wondering if I should drink more or go dance, when this guy pulls out a bong and asks if anyone wants in. Well I’ll never turn a free sesh, so I jump in.
A few minutes later I’m totally trashed. Everything seemed so distant and I couldn’t focus on anything for too long.
I gathered my friends and we start drunk dancing (which is basically jumping up and down waving your arms and shit.)
Beers come and go through our circle and then one of my friends (we’ll call her Jen for this) feels sick and calls me out to get some air.
We stand on the front steps and talk for a bit while she catches her breath, then go back inside.
“Take it easy!” I yell over the music
“What?” She yells back.
“Iunno, I forgot.” We start dancing again, I made a mental note to continue watching her so she wouldn’t hurt herself, but quickly forgot to do so.
30 mins later, I’m covered in sweat & beer, when someone taps on my shoulder. Jen wants me to take her outside again. Now she can barely walk and it’s hard to understand what she’s saying to me sometimes.
I take her outside and she throws up on the pavement. She starts talking to me about the most random shit mid-puke. I had to keep saying: “Shh,shh. Keep throwing up.” Which is the weirdest advice I’ve ever given.
I take her back inside and tell her to dance with me. I made another mental note to actually watch her again when suddenly I was thirsty for another beer. I leave her side to walk to the drinks table and when I turn around, she’s gone.
“Ah fuck.” I cursed. “I’m gonna be playing babysitter the whole night.”
I roamed through the house to look for Jen, and found her sharing a joint with some random girl, I walked over and yelled at the random girl: “CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF HER FOR ME? I HAVE TO DANCE!”
She gazed at me, as if she was processing what I had just told her. I glanced at her eyes, her pupils were HUGE.
“Okay man, can I hug you?” She thew her arms around me and we hugged for a few seconds. “Thanks.”
So she’s on pills.
“She can still do it.” I reasoned in my head. “I don’t have to worry.”
I left and went to go dance.
Jump to a few hours later
Jen passed out on a couch. I knew she’d be fine, but just to be sure, I picked her up and carried her outside.
I moved us to a nearby tree and sit down. It was around 1am and I knew my night was basically over.
Sat there for what seemed like forever, poking Jen every now and then to see if she was still alive.
Some friends came and helped me pass the time, and eventually she woke up to vomit.
While she was puking her brains out, I deemed the situation safe, and told her I was going home.
“See you later” she said while she was trying to clean herself up a bit.
“Yeah. See ya.” No thank you? Nah I wasn’t even mad, I knew she was grateful.
So I left, the buses weren’t running and I had to walk.
In the end my night ended like all my other nights, me on some form of drug, walking home alone & humming to myself.
And that’s why I don’t babysit.
Oh and everyone HAS to check this out LOL
~Nass
2 Comments
You’re just asking to get tickled.
Aw, that’s awfully nice of you to babysit her.
You deserve a medal from keeping her from getting raped by a bunch of drunk, stupid, guys.
Nass ftw.