Unleash The Fucking Dada

Playing babysitter…AGAIN

So today I was hanging out with a friend. Just loafing at a park. Seriously, I was laying on some bleachers and he was sitting on a lower level of them. Just hanging out, listening to some music and chatting.
He (I’ll call him J) had a long Thursday night, drank and smoked too much and he ended up puking.
I wasn’t there (was at home studying for my Math exam) so I was lightly poking fun at him for that.

When suddenly we hear someone called our names. I lift my head and groan. This fucking annoying ass girl (we’ll call her Liz) and her stupid fucking friends are heading our way. Her obnoxious voice was yelling about something,but I couldn’t give 2 shits about what she had to say.

So now you’re like “Why do you hate her so much?” I’ll tell you why.
She used to hang out with the more….I wouldn’t say “popular” but maybe the “richer” kids.
She met a friend of mine while they were in Art, and they became friends. Because they always hung out, we let her into our world.
It took a long time but eventually she started to like going out to parties and doing drugs with the rest of the gang.
A few months ago, she was busted at school for doing speed in the locker rooms, our vice-principal, who thinks she can mindfuck people. Asked her from who she obtained the drugs from. She “panicked” and sold us out. Claiming she got it from her friend (The one she met in Art)
Because she had sucked administration dick before, they let her off and came to question us.
My friends and I keep a low profile when it comes to things like this. So I figured we’d be in the clear.

Turns out the friend from Art DID in fact have a few pills on her (Sucks because she NEVER rides dirty) and she ended up getting suspended.

Liz came back to our group and stated that she was busted first and may or may not have mention our names because she “figured if there was too big of a group, they wouldn’t do anything about it.”

Yeah, so basically we stopped inviting her out, and talking to her in general. But she’s too dumb to get the hint and still chooses to speak to us.

Anyway, back to the story.

“Hey guys.” She and her friend sat on the bleachers. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing.” J mumbled.
“Oh J.” She glanced at her friends. “I heard you lost your shit on a few bottles of beer.”
J remained silent, probably embarrassed as shit.
“Happens to everyone” I said. “No big deal.”
She laughed. “So what’s going on, you guys got any weed?”
“Smoked it already.”
“Darn. Got any money?” Her teeth suddenly chattered.
I glanced at her. “What are you on?”
“What? Me? I’m on nothing.” She replied.
I grinned. Her pupils just gave it away.
“You guys got any gum?” She asked suddenly, her teeth chattered again.
“I got some.” Her friend said. I looked at her, again her pupils gave it away.

“Tsk,tsk” I said, rolling off the bleachers. “Young girls should not be doing drugs. C’mon J, let’s go get some munchies.” He nodded and we started to leave.
She followed. “Where are we going? Can we come too?”
It was like an annoying parrot.
“No.”
“Please, it’ll be so much fun. We have no money and nothing to do anyway? Can we tag along.”
“No.” yet they followed anyway. Chattering about anything that came to their minds.

So we get to A&W and I order my food. As I wait, I notice Liz and her friends slip into the bathroom.
Perfect opportunity to ditch, but I still didn’t have my fucking food.

A few minutes later, they all came out and rejoined us. I noticed one of the girls was shaking quite a bit.
“You should check your girl.” I said, nodding my head to her.
Everyone now had their eyes on her.
“Hey. Are you okay?” Liz asked.
The girl glanced at her, her pupils were HUGE and her eyes were darting all over. “Y-y-y-y-yeah.” She had trouble talking over the chattering of her teeth. “I-I-I-I-Do you guys have gum?”
Someone gave her a piece but she even had trouble chewing that.

I got that feeling in my gut, the one that tells you something BAD is gonna happen.
“We gotta leave. She need some air.” I grabbed my food and stood up. Didn’t even get to touch my fucking burger.
We left and went to another park. The pills were hitting her HARD. She talked unbelievable fast and changed topics almost every sentence. J tried to talk her down, but it was no use. She was just too hyper to stay focused on their conversation.
We put her on the see-saw and let her play with that for a while.
I was pissed, here I was, having a fucking normal day for once. And Liz came and fucked it up.

“Is this her first time?”
“Yeah.”
“WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET HER DO MORE?”
“I dunno.”
“Fucking bitch, you’re a terrible friend. I bet you’d sell her out if anything happened to her too huh?”
“It’s not my fault she took too much.”
“Who bought the pills?” J asked.
“Me.”
“Then it’s your fault.” He concluded. Good ol’ J, I thought. Voice of order right there.
As J and Liz argued, I went to go check up on the girl.

Like I always say, I’m a good guy. Maybe sometimes too much of a good guy. I’m only a dick if my actions don’t have too big of a consequence attached to them. But I couldn’t just sit around and watch this girl go through this by herself.I know it sucked ass when I thought I was going insane. And no one should go through that kinda stuff man.

So I tired talking to her, she was calming down a bit. Bouncing up and down on the see-saw, telling me about her friends,school, and what she’s gonna do when she got home.
Then, her fucking phone rang. “Oh my god! It’s my mom!” She started to lose it again.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!

I actually have the worst luck. “Can you talk to her?” I asked. “Normally?”
“No,no,no,no I can’t please someone help me! Oh my God.”
I grabbed the phone and answered the call. “Hello.”
“Hello? Who is this?”
“This is Kyle.”
“Where’s Vivian (not her real name but wtv)?”
“Oh, my bad. You must be her mom.” I thought of an excuse quickly. “Sorry I borrowed her phone to call my parents. I think she’s ordering her food somewhere now, do you wanna talk to Liz?”
“Yes.”
I sighed and walked over to Liz, shoving the phone in her face. “Talk.”
While she answered the call, I went back over to the girl. “It’s cool. We got it covered.”
She relaxed a little bit. “Oh my god, I thought I was dead. My heart was beating so fast, imagine if my mom caught me right there?”
I knew the worst was over, she’ll be fine.

If you made it this far, good job. idc really.
I just needed to type this out, because it fucking ruined my fucking day. My only fucking day before I have to study for my exam on Tuesday.

~Nass