Nass and the NIPPLE PIERCING?

What’s up guys? How long has it been lol.
Yeah I’m okay, just hanging in there you know? Taking it easy.
Graduated from high school a few weeks ago and my prom is next week! I’m super pumped except not as much because I found out that….I can’t do anything for after-prom!
Why?
Because I have to take fucking summer school classes for French at the college I’m going to, and of course they start like 2 days before my prom.
fucking 9am-1pm for a WHOLE month. And since it’s downtown I’m gonna have to wake up at like 7am just to get there in time.

wtfff I never wake up that early anymore.
(I mean technically I should, because my bus used to come at like 8:17am but I always wake up like 4 minutes before the bus and shit)

So yeah, no drinking for me 🙁
My mom said it’s probably a blessing in disguise but HOW THE FUCK COULD IT BE A BLESSING TO NOT GO TO A HOTEL ROOM WITH A BALCONY?

My suit looks snazzy though, got it at some Cuban suit shop (don’t ask) but I wanted a different color tie. Mine’s purple right now, and it looks great, but I just like yellow a lot is all 🙁

And I have class the day of prom too, so I gotta run home and get changed and shit :/
Taking Sneyha’s idea of going stag too. Still looking forward to it despite everything, should be fun.

The End.

Just kidding, I mean nothing has happened really. Except I got an award.
Oh yeah, I got a Drama award. 5 years of acting actually paid off.
The school, surprisingly gave me an $100 check for it too, so I decided “Why not spend the majority on alcohol?”

So that weekend, I bought a shit ton of beer and met up with some people.
Oh man, I drank to my heart’s content and within the hour I was wayyyy smashed.
10.5% and 7.5% beer bottles all piled up in my bag.
So yeah, we went to a playground where I had a lot of trouble walking on (fuck you sand) and I tried multiple times to climb up a slide. Kept falling on my ass hahahahaha

Anyway so I decide to go home since it was like 1am, and I slowly try to find my way home.
Luckily I made it back cuz….I blacked out.
Well not right away, I came home, made a bunch of food, went to go pee and did so then….
I just hunched over and started puking in the toilet, then I just fell asleep on the bathroom floor. LOL
My first weekend of summer and I already threw up.

The only reason why I know about the bathroom shit is cuz my mom found me on the floor.

Now at this point you’re probably waiting for me to speak about the title.
Well today I witness a very good friend of mine get his nipple pierced. didn’t even intend to too, I was just chilling with friends, smoking a bit in the sunlight and then he called us and told us what was gonna happen.

So I was really high when I got there and he was like “Yo come in with me.”
Now, I’m not afraid of needles, getting blood tests often as a kid has hardened me so I wasn’t hesitant to follow him in.
So we’re there and this girl he was with was standing at the door (the piercer only allowed 1 of us in with him so it was me) and the guy’s like “yeah so it might hurt blah.blah,blah”
And I was like yeah he might scream lol.
So he cleans his nipple and gets a clamp so then my friend’s like “Dude, grab my hand….for support.” So I took his hand and was like “Aight.”

So the guy starts pushing the needle in (he counted before obvi) and I’m like “Dude don’t look down.”
Of course he fucking looks down and just goes pale. Like seriously, the color just drains from his whole body. At first I didn’t notice because I was staring at the nipple, then I feel his grip suddenly loosen, so I’m like “Oh shit!”
And the guy’s like “Don’t worry he’s just passing out lol.”
Except he didn’t look like he was passing out, he was like convulsing and shit and just like…flops over. His eyes were still open and just staring like right at me and I honestly thought he died. Then the guy just grabs his head and he’s like “You okay dude? You passed out?” And my friend was like “Holy fuck, what happened.”

My face was just like: :0 pretty much the entire time, I was way too high to comprehend what was going on.

And yeah, that’s pretty much it….Everything else in my life is still the same
I still only smoke every now and then, thought I was gonna quit for a bit for college but I’ll do that later
Still think Selena Gomez is hotter than Demi Lovato
Mila Kunis is still the queen of my world
& I’m still poor.

~Nass