so
my friends and i went to patrty
and we had drinks
no i was to drive so I cant drink
but being a retard, i dit
and then I was sleeping after the most fucking awesome dance dance revolution thing
and some fucking pussy
put fucking icy hot all over my shit
im eant they put in my left face
abnd I woke up FUCKING BURNIGNA
EYES COPUKLDNT O[PEN
BUT THEN
Holli (house person( and josh, the coke guy
helped me clean it off
with urbbing acholhol
and it felt beteter
and I sdomhowew drove home
DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK
IT’S FAUCKIANFADA
aNYWAYS
NOW I’m talking to a girl i had on crush on for 4 year in high scohoo
on facebook
holy shit she’ so pretyy
CHAT:
Today
HI
you on/?
my phone is dead &I AM RELLY DRUNK
do you mind explaining to my friend why im not worth it?
hey
worth what
i can’t find my cell phone chager
that’s no problem
worth anything
he cheeps chacing me
he has no reason to
im not worth it
please convince him of that
i wish my phone was charged so i could tell you this more private
im sorry if im bothering you
hate me please?
hey
listen
you may not think it
please please
but you are an awesome person
please
hate me
and whether or not he realizes that
he is right for chasing you
k
hate me
no
fuck you
i can’t
no he isnt
yes he isnt
you need to stop hatingo n yourself
because you feel like evetrything you do it wron
g
:Pfuck off
wihen in reality
it’s just normal
tell him to leave me aloone
you are a normal person
no
fuck you
you are awesome
dudeguy
if oyou are watching
fuck off
fucking
make sure
you make liz
the happiest person in the fucking planet
she fucking desrves it
:6
angry face?
after being so confused about herself for this long
fuck off
she derseves haapiiness
fuck off
fuck you, okay
no i dont
yes
you do
stop saying you dont
yoy are’t emo
please be happy, hae me
*hate
i am happy
i will never hate you
nunless you kill a puppy or something
EVERYINE LINE IS NEW PERSON
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FUCKING LOL
you need to go to bed.
for reals.
Kewl story bro
I didn’t understand half of this blog, yet I’m laughing harder to this then 90% of the other blogs out there
ohh i wish i didnt go to bed at 2 last night =( HOW COULD I MISS THIS!?
I don’t get it. Are they lesbian and want to OONTZ each other?
fuck, how do I realize I wrote this only now?
So….did you rape anyone or…?