Toothpaste.

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so
my friends and i went to patrty
and we had drinks
no i was to drive so I cant drink
but being a retard, i dit
and then I was sleeping after the most fucking awesome dance dance revolution thing
and some fucking pussy
put fucking icy hot all over my shit

im eant they put in my left face
abnd I woke up FUCKING BURNIGNA
EYES COPUKLDNT O[PEN
BUT THEN
Holli (house person( and josh, the coke guy
helped me clean it off
with urbbing acholhol
and it felt beteter
and I sdomhowew drove home
DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK
IT’S FAUCKIANFADA

aNYWAYS
NOW I’m talking to a girl i had on crush on for 4 year in high scohoo
on facebook
holy shit she’ so pretyy

CHAT:

Today

HI
you on/?
my phone is dead &I AM RELLY DRUNK
do you mind explaining to my friend why im not worth it?

hey
worth what

i can’t find my cell phone chager

that’s no problem

worth anything
he cheeps chacing me
he has no reason to
im not worth it
please convince him of that
i wish my phone was charged so i could tell you this more private
im sorry if im bothering you
hate me please?

hey
listen
you may not think it

please please

but you are an awesome person

please
hate me

and whether or not he realizes that
he is right for chasing you
k

hate me

no
fuck you
i can’t

no he isnt

yes he isnt
you need to stop hatingo n yourself
because you feel like evetrything you do it wron
g

:Pfuck off

wihen in reality
it’s just normal

tell him to leave me aloone

you are a normal person
no
fuck you
you are awesome

dudeguy
if oyou are watching

fuck off

fucking

make sure
you make liz
the happiest person in the fucking planet

she fucking desrves it

:6
angry face?

after being so confused about herself for this long

fuck off

she derseves haapiiness

fuck off

fuck you, okay

no i dont

yes
you do
stop saying you dont
yoy are’t emo

please be happy, hae me
*hate

i am happy
i will never hate you
nunless you kill a puppy or something

EVERYINE LINE IS NEW PERSON

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8 Comments

Pirkid 27 February 2011 Reply

FUCKING LOL

Lithium 27 February 2011 Reply

you need to go to bed.
for reals.

Dest1 27 February 2011 Reply

Kewl story bro

DarkDragoon 27 February 2011 Reply

I didn’t understand half of this blog, yet I’m laughing harder to this then 90% of the other blogs out there

Gujju 27 February 2011 Reply

ohh i wish i didnt go to bed at 2 last night =( HOW COULD I MISS THIS!?

Arladerus 27 February 2011 Reply

I don’t get it. Are they lesbian and want to OONTZ each other?

Pirkid 28 February 2011 Reply

fuck, how do I realize I wrote this only now?

Nass 28 February 2011 Reply

So….did you rape anyone or…?

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