MY MOM IS AN… ARGGGHHHHH

YES, MY MOM IS AN AUUURRGGGGHHHHH

MANY EYES, SHARP TEETH, AND NO BRAIN BEHIND THAT MASS OF EYES except the animator died of a fatal heart attack so I can't show you.

I JUST FINISHED GETTING GROUNDED FROM THE COMPUTER AND YOU KNOW WHAT HER REASON WAS??? No of course you don't, so I shall tell you.

She says that I need to get out and make more friends instead of staying in the house all cooped up with the computer.

I MEAN WTF?!!!!

I GO OUT ALL WEEKDAYS FOR SCHOOL, WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS FOR EXTRA ACTIVITIES, AND MY WHOLE SATURDAY AFTERNOON IS TAKEN UP BY CHURCHY STUFF which involves socializing too SO I SPEND MORE HOURS OUTDOORS AND I DO INDOORS except for sleeping time AND YOU TELL ME, YOU TELL ME THAT I NEED TO GET OUT MORE??!!!!

Words fail to express how angry I feel at the moment. But I shall try anyway.

aewRIHAWR05Y2Q3A5IOHTWEJRKLSAwa4u5t0wa4tuAUUUUURRRGGGGGHHHHH F:)CKING HELL NO DANG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESHUA KRISTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xc xdfk5o6he5ynpyh9WHT

Okay. Some people perhaps noticed one of my comments on a blog a few weeks ago, about me cracking a joke about my mom banning me from the computer because I don't socialize enough.

WELL IT'S HAPPENED. That… That… DENSE BLOCK OF THE CONCRETE OF A KOMODO DRAGON.

So! I have social issues. I don't have many friends nor do I desire many. I have a mild social phobia, but I keep it under control well enough, although I still don't go for parties or gatherings. But computer's good, I don't need to worry about getting the sh:)it beaten out of me if I offend someone on here anyway. Besides the social phobia, my classmates are failing delinquents and some are in gangs and I don't associate with them because I don't want to become a target, but my mom wants me to be pally pally with my classmates. So I say NO I AM NOT BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THOSE PEOPLE and my mom says FINE NO COMPUTER FOR YOU.

WHAT THE F:)CKING HELL, IS SHE ACTUALLY THINKING THAT THAT WOULD MAKE ME WANT TO BE GOOD BUDDIES WITH THEM IN REAL LIFE??!!!! I have enough friends… Acquaintances — not from school, but quite enough. AND SHE DOESN'T SEE THIS.

Now, I know her intentions are good. BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR SOLUTION BLOODY WORKS. HERS JUST SCREAMS OF RETARDATION AND MORONISITY. SO FINE, I STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO TALK TO THEM ANY MORE THAN NOW, DAMMIT.

I mean no I don't think she's really stupid.

But sometimes she makes stupid decisions. Such as this.

I was computer deprived for… How many weeks was that?… BECAUSE SHE DECIDED TO BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTIONS AND PROPOSE A RIDICULOUSLY STUPID SOLUTION WHICH WE ALL KNOW WON'T WORK.

And one more thing I hate about my mom. The way she wastes time nagging and shouting and scolding me about a problem instead of, well, SOLVING IT.

SHE WALKED IN ON MY STUDYING AND SPENT AN ENTIRE HOUR LECTURING ME ABOUT HOW BAD MY GRADES ARE WHEN I COULD HAVE FINISHED MEMORIZING MY ENTIRE LIST OF CHEMICAL FORMULAS WITHIN THAT ONE HOUR FOR A CHEMISTRY TEST THE FOLLOWING DAY.

And this afternoon, I failed to detect her soup burning in the kitchen although I was sitting right outside the kitchen door while practicing piano. Okay, fine it was my fault, I accept that. I was way too engrossed with the piece I was learning. I did plan to apologize… Until she started shouting and screaming at me about the burnt soup and repeated the same speech over a dozen times about how the entire thing was my fault, etc. etc.

I MEAN GODF:)CKINGDAMMIT. GOD – F:)CKING – DAMMIT.

I need to kill something. Really bad.

…

After all that typing in caps and cursing and swearing, I feel considerably calmer, so I don't think I need to kill something now.

Well, so anyway, hello everyone, I'm back. 😀 And I hope my mom won't decide to do crazy things like this from now on.

Kudos to anyone who recognizes the Monty Python jabs. I have some of their lines permanently a part of my cussing vocabulary.