MY SCHOOL IS RUN BY IDIOTS

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Yesterday, we were having a Chemistry lesson. Already stressed enough about our possible doom in the next examination a week away. And then and then and then and then!!!! Comes the fateful life defining moment where our form teacher walks in to make an announcement.

"The school has decided that your class will need to stay back after school for 2 hours every day starting next week. 😀 :D"

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OUR SCHOOL'S SCHOOL HOURS ARE THE F:)CKING LONGEST OUT OF ALL THE SCHOOLS IN THE EAST DISTRICT!!!!!!!!!! AND!!!!! AND!!!! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US STAY BACK FOR 2 F:)CKING HOURS?!!!!!

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-deep breath-

-calms down-

-didn't work-

-but nvm-

So one of my classmates asked a little question.

'Which classes are affected?"

"Oh, Only A and B."

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Alright.. .Alright. I'm in class 3A. Alrighty. A and B are the classes who take 7 subjects instead of 8. Because of the amount of generally bad attitude (Not I, oh not I!) by the students in these two classes, we are notorious for giving teachers a flippin' hard time. We changed teachers for 4 times for Social Studies because none of them could stand us anymore.

But hey, I'm not one of the culprits. I'm the geek over there with no friends and I don't talk. So I've got nothing to worry about. Right? Right?

No, I was too naive. What, I expect the teachers to care about little stuff like not lumping the innocents with the group? Well I did. At least, I hoped they cared.

Well, I mean really, what was I thinking? Of course they don't.

And so, this gives us all a big clue why we were the only two classes down for this retarded scheme so retarded the person who suggested it needs to go boil his bottoms.

They called this self study sessions. Which makes it even more retarded, because the students are supposed to self study. Well, they don't realize that…

AFTER THE F:)CKING 6 HOURS OF SCHOOL'S NON STOP STUDYING, WHO THE HELL WILL HAVE ANY MORE MENTAL STRENGTH TO CARRY ON STUDYING BY THEIR OWN WILL??!!!!

I mean in China where the students stay in the dormitories and have basically no life, they can study up till 6pm fine because they have no life. (No offense to anyone here who lives in China, though. I have a friend who migrated to Shanghai and she leads a sad, sad life. )

BUT WE HAVE LIVES AND MANY OF US HAVE A CRAPLOAD OF AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITIES AND WE'RE ALL BUSY ENOUGH WITHOUT SCHOOL MAKING IT WORSE.

I mean, remedial classes are okay. At least there's a teacher there to teach. So at least we benefit a li'l.

BUT THESE SESSIONS ARE COMPLETELY UNGUIDED.

And because none of us wants to go for it in the first place, coupled with our bad attitude… This means that the 2 hours are just gonna be a time for wasting time for absolutely no reasonable reason.

THE TEACHERS MUST HAVE REALIZED THIS. I MEAN, KAV-DAMN-F:)CKING REALLY. ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE CAN SEE THIS. THEY KNOW WE WON'T STUDY WHEN LEFT ALONE, SAVE FOR LAST MINUTE PREPARATION FOR A TEST OR SOMETHING. BUT NEVER IN OUR FREE TIME. AND THEY THINK THAT THIS WILL HELP US? NO IT WON'T AND THEY KNOW IT!!!!

Upon further reflection, I realized that I really really really really really really want to kill the people who made this decision. Quoting me: Stupid people in power makes everyone below them miserable. It's so unfair it's not even fair.

Many of my classmates are planning to flee before the teacher can realize we didn't stick around for the retarded 2 hour self study sessions. I think I shall join them.

No threats of demerit points are gonna stop me, m'man.

12 Comments

Nass 15 August 2009 Reply

owned.

Gujju 15 August 2009 Reply

Wow. That effed up

EvilStranger 15 August 2009 Reply

actually, i think two more hours of self study is not that bad
i’m serious

besides ur just a stupid freshman

dee32693 15 August 2009 Reply

lol they never realize that making us miserable will not improve our attitude. Especially holding people in school for an extra 2 hours.

I give your school 2 days before everyones singing that oh o enchanting song:

Deck the halls with gasoline
Falalalalalalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
Falalalalalalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Falalalalalalalala
Aren’t we glad we played with matches?
Falalalalalalalala!

Reve 15 August 2009 Reply
actually, i think two more hours of self study is not that bad
i’m serious

It’s not bad if you’re actually going to study for those two hours.

But if you’re too mentally exhausted to study, then that’s when it becomes a waste of time.

I give your school 2 days before everyones singing that oh o enchanting song:

No need two days. Right after the announcement, everyone’s already plotting arson and protests.

Lithium 16 August 2009 Reply

Seriously Reve, pretty much ALL schools are run by idiots. After all, we’re only human.

Rep 16 August 2009 Reply

Can’t you sleep those two hours? It seems like the most logical thing to do, right under studying.

EvilStranger 16 August 2009 Reply

private school or public school?

EvilStranger 16 August 2009 Reply

cuz if ur in public school then you should stfu

im already hw overload in private school from first day of school

Reve 16 August 2009 Reply
Rep said: Can’t you sleep those two hours? It seems like the most logical thing to do, right under studying.
BUT WE HAVE LIVES AND MANY OF US HAVE A CRAPLOAD OF AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITIES AND WE’RE ALL BUSY ENOUGH WITHOUT SCHOOL MAKING IT WORSE.
Seriously Reve, pretty much ALL schools are run by idiots. After all, we’re only human.

That’s right. But to different degrees of idiocy. Mine’s not really the worst, I know. There was this other school, where they abolished the use of lockers because a minority of students keep their books underneath their tables instead (and as you know we have this huge array of textbooks) and the school wanted to teach them a lesson on thieves and everything.

woahmax said: cuz if ur in public school then you should stfu

im already hw overload in private school from first day of school

It’s a public school. With the longest hours in the entire east district. And the teachers are adding on 2 hours to it.

If you have it worse, well… Dayumm.

Reve 17 August 2009 Reply

UPDATE:

My school rescinded the order. Now, not everyone needs to stay back, only people with with really bad scores need to. So this rant is moot.

YAY

Wolfboy183 23 September 2009 Reply

REVE, make a radio show of u just ranting! I COMMAND YOU TO DO SO so i can listen and laugh my ass off after a shitty day 😀

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