Mah moderately boring school life.

So anyway this is like, my first ever normal blog about my school day. Because today was pretty fun.

I spend the first half of school… Sleeping. The entire darn time. Slept through A Math, Chemistry and Physics.

Then I tried to skip Physical Education (PE, basically, exercising) to finish up my Chinese homework. I skived with another classmate at the library. Air conditioner and nobody will notice that we're playing truant for a class! And we both knew that our teacher didn't keep track of who attends the class and who doesn't. What a great opportunity!

…No.

It just so happened that the teacher was absent… And was replaced by an even stricter teacher. Who did keep track of attendance.

So we were happily doing homework (at least, me. My classmate was concentrating on distracting me as much as possible.). Then, her handphone rang.

'Hello?'

'OMG WHERE THE F:)CK ARE YOU TWO?!!'

'Library, why?'

'OMGWTFAREYOUDOINGTHERE. Ok. Mr Lim wants to see you two. Right now.'

'…What?'

'Mr Hoo didn't come today.'

-silence-

'OMGWTFBBQSAUCE'

When we walked out, we met another classmate who was also skipping PE, and we told her about it. But she didn't care, she said she'd give an excuse later.

So we rushed down to the gym and my classmates were like, giving us death stares. The Baby Laughalot kind of death stare
. The, "LOL you're gonna get fried" kind. Not wanting to die, we quickly formulated an elaborate lie (edit: LOL IT RHYMES) before we entered the office to meet the teacher.

The first thing that happened was that he took down our names and register numbers. The whole place stank of doom, doom doom and doom.

Then he asked us why we were late.

Classmate (let's call her Jas): Oh I had a bad stomachache and she accompanied me to the toilet.
Me: -nod- (duh)
Mr Lim: You spent half an hour in the toilet. ._.
Jas: No, spent around 15 mins. Physics class ended late.
Me: -nod enthusiastically-
Mr Lim: So where were you? Which toilet?
Me: Library.
Mr Lim: What did you and Rachel talk about when she called you?
Jas: Oh, she called to ask where I was. I just told her we were at the library toilet, then she told us to come down, so here we are.
Mr Lim: Where's Jane (the classmate we met outside the library, let's call her Jane)?
Jas: She called me to tell me she was sick too when we were still in the toilet.
Me: Didn't tell us where she was though.
Mr Lim: Alright, see me after class.

So we walked away and high fived. It was close enough to the truth, except the sick part.

Then, remember that classmate we met outside the library? She had to talk to Mr Lim too. And she completely BLEW IT.

You see… She claimed to also be in the library toilet.

After class:

Mr Lim (To Jane): So where were you?
Jane: Toilet, I had a stomachache.
Mr Lim: You were in the toilet for half an hour. ._.
Jane: Uhm, yah.
Mr Lim: Got proof? Did you tell anyone?
Jane: Uhmm, I told him. -points in random direction-
Mr Lim: …Who?
Jane: Him -points again-
Jas and me: (omg you're blowing this big time)
Mr Lim: Who is "him"?
Jane: Uhmm… Danny (not his real name).
Mr Lim: …Right, call Danny over?
Jane: Oh, wait, I have no idea where he is.
Mr Lim: (obviously not convinced) So which toilet were you in?
Jane: Uhmm, Library toilet.
Jas and me: (OMGF:)CKINGCRAPNO)

We wanted to sabotage her and say that she's a liar and we didn't see her, but she was a good friend of Jas's, dammit!!!

Mr Lim: So… You three were in the same toilet and you had no idea.
Jas (to Jane): What? We didn't see you.
Jane: Uhmm… I dunno, I was pretty quiet.
Mr Lim(to me): But you were standing outside Jas's cubicle, right?
Me: Uh yeah. I dunno, Jane's Bio class ended earlier than Physics…
Mr Lim(to Jane): Oh, yeah, and did you not call to tell Jas of your whereabouts?
Jane: …Uhmm well yeah. I told her I was at the library toilet.
Mr Lim: Well Jas said that you only told her you were sick.
Jane: Well yeah… Oops sorry, I remembered wrongly… I did that after Bio class.
Jas and me: (OH SHIZNIT)
Mr Lim: Jas said that you called her while she was still in the toilet.
Jas: Well no, it was before…
Me: (NO DAMMIT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STILL BE IN PHYSICS AND YOU ALREADY TOLD HIM SHE CALLED YOU WHEN WE'RE IN THE TOILET)
Mr Lim: ….
All: D:

So we blew it. More like Jane blew it.

We managed to get away with just a warning, though. Argh but darn it, this is why improvising lies usually fails. Bad. Mr Lim knows this so he made sure Jane didn't get to talk with us… Dangggg.

Today in class it was sharing time! We were supposed get up and tell everyone one thing about yourself that they didn't know. My "secret" was that I liked to draw humans (not that it wasn't obvious enough, I draw muscle studies and nekkid figures every single darn day in class) so everyone was like, "o-o lol we know" but they didn't say anything to the teacher who apparently had no idea that I liked to draw .

So anyway, it came to this boy, who is infamous for making sick jokes which are on par with Froggy's.

Before he could talk, the teacher shouted, "OH, I KNOW YOUR SECRET, YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!"

And the whole class started laughing, naturally! It was so spontaneous!

But the boy's entire face turned red.

Normally, when someone makes a crack like that, he would shout back at that person with something witty or with something equally insulting. But this time, he was completely silent.

It stopped being funny.

Immediately realizing her mistake, the teacher walked over and patted him to say that she was just joking so he walked back to sit down.

Then it struck me that there were rumors that this boy had actually shook the bed with another girl from the same school two years ago… And my classmates were talking about it so loudly during recess the day before.

So I was like, omfg.

And I found that a few other of my classmates had the same expression.

On the same sharing session, I have no idea how it happened, but a girl punched another girl all of a sudden and her tooth fell off.

-abruptendingftw-

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