Shittiness high score

There should be a category called "MAD". I woke up this morning ready for a great day. I got a buyer from Craigslist to purchase my wii for 80 dollars. I was planning on using that money to get my amazingly orgasmic Turtlebeach PX21 headset. If you haven't already seen it from my forum thread, then:

Sexy sexy.

Well anyways, now that you know how my agenda was SUPPOSED to go, I'll tell you what actually happened.

I woke up at 11:00 AM, got up and tripped the first step I took and cracked my big toe. Great way to start the day. I don't know what's wrong with it, but I really don't think it's supposed to be purple. After cursing and hopping my way to the kitchen, I made myself a bowl of cereal. I decided on Lucky Charms (ironically) and to my horror when I opened it it was infested with ants. The brand of cereal I've come to love was suddenly colonized by these disgusting insects. After screaming like a prepubescent 12 year old I ran outside and threw it in the dumpster.

Nah I actually opened the window and chucked it.

So having lost my appetite, I brushed my teeth, threw on some clothes, and headed over to a friend's house. There we played some MW2 together, (he has two PS3s,) but for the life of me I could not get one. Freaking. Break. Whenever my friend and I joined a game it was always a match that was in progress and in the process of being decimated. We spawn and there are like 20 fucking enemy harriers out.

Soon after I get a text from my buyer asking if he can pick it up. After agreeing on a time and location, we meet and exchange the goodiesss. Now in the possession of 80 dollars I finally have enough money to buy myself the headset! We spend a good hour on the internet trying to find an available place. Oh my geesh was it frustrating. The internet LIES, people. There were at least 30 stores that said they had the headset in stock but when I called they said they don't even carry the model. After searching through countless of places, we finally find a Game Stop that carries it. ….In East Orange.

I live in Rutherford, so that's a good half an hour.

No big deal…. If the driver is competent.

My friend gets lost searching for this place and we're on the road for 2 hours. I TOLD him that I would look up directions on mapquest but he claimed he knew where it was. It was 6:30 and Game Stop closed at 7. We threw it on overdrive and before you know it we were there.. Barely.

I bought it, I finally bought it! I was so relieved, because it was the last one they had in stock.

We went back to my friend's house to test it out.

The speakers are blown.