The Anti-Blog

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Today was the worst day in my life. I found out that I had failed all my classes, and that my best friend from Gr. 2 had deserted me for the popular kids in my school. Damn that b*tch; I bet it's because she didn't want to hang out with a 'loser' like me. When class was finished, I saw her hanging out with her new 'popular' possy. Anyway, I decided to wander around, because my parents are always fighting, and —

Man, my IQ dropped for every word I typed there. TIME FOR THE ANTI-BLOG, where I will write about what actually happens in my life; no exaggeration, I promise! And nothing about how much my life sucks, and how I'm about to die from all the wangst!

Today I woke up at 6:00 a.m. because I had choir in the morning. I showered for approximately 10 minutes (without washing my hair, because I did that yesterday and I'm too lazy to wash my hair everyday, and plus, it's bad for your scalp if you do that) before putting on a collared t-shirt (I forget what those are supposed to be called) and a pair of shorts that I dug out from somewhere in my closet. FIRST SHORTS OF THE YEAR! Anyway, I went downstairs to pack up for school, and to make myself a cappuccino. Didn't eat breakfast because I was too lazy. Although I knew I'd end up hungry later in the day.

I went to choir at around 7:10 a.m. and we sang (my voice didn't function properly, so I sounded like crap xD) before talking about our music tour which was going to be in three days. I hope the movie we're going to watch isn't Twilight, and I didn't want to go to a stupid rec centre because I hate swimming, and I hate going to the gym (the only two things in that building, apparently). We also had the principal talk to us about school rules, because on last year's tour, they found a girl on a guy's bed (slut..). Bell rings, and I'm late for Social Studies (kind of like History).

We had to sit through people's presentations of famous 1920's people again (some of them were really painful to watch), and then we continued to watch "Saving Private Ryan". I don't really get that movie anymore; to me, they're just shooting at Germans while swearing and bleeding. As I had suspected, I was hungry, so I grabbed a pack of raisins I always keep in my pencil case and eat it (the raisins, not the pencil case…). Nothing interesting, as usual. Mandarin class was the same thing too, except my teacher was trying to flirt with a guy in my class, and it was pretty disgusting to hear the conversation between them. As usual, I copied all the homework in that class (my Chinese is horrible, and I'm just too lazy to work).

Lunch came along, and we ended up talking about Twilight, and how Jacob's shirt always mysteriously vanishes every time he gets screen time. Fanservice much? I originally wanted to study for Chemistry, but I was, once again, too lazy to do so.

Now, I had to write a Chem test on Stoichiometry. It's actually pretty easy…which scares me. I hope I got the bonus question about the Mercury II oxide though. That took me a while to do, and it hurt my brain to think about it. After that was Physics; Dynamics are surprisingly easy, as long as you get it and how to substitute in stuff. I got normal force down now, despite my pitiful mark (89, which isn't great considering I'm planning to major in Science). School ends, and I'm out the door!

I go home, eat some food (this weird Chinese pancake thingy) and go to my sister's piano teacher's house for her lesson. As usual, she doesn't count, so the teacher is quite frustrated. I'm playing on my iPhone though (this weird Ice Cream Tycoon thing that is strangely addicting). After that, we go home again, and now here I am, typing away instead of doing my terms for World War II.

For anyone who managed to read through that, here's a cookie.

Here's to all the people who act all pitiful and type out angsty lives on the Internet!

Let the flames roll in!

Wait…lemme get them started. I know I'm a b*tch, and that my mother is one too, I know I don't deserve to live, that I live in a basement (wait…my house doesn't have a basement..), and that I have no friends and social life~

Yay~~~

39 Comments

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply

D: -uberglomps-

It really does suck when people you’ve known and trusted for a long time just dump you like that, but I guess it’s better to get it over with than wait until something big happens, and having your trust broken then? :/

And I think I kinda get how you feel, every time I say to myself “I’ll use lunchtime to study!” I almost NEVER end up actually studying, because just chillaxing is so much more fun xDD

Lolfanservice.

… Actually, I should probably be working on my history homework as well… ;;

Hope you feel betters )))): -moreuberglompage-

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply
Chameleon said: D: -uberglomps-

It really does suck when people you’ve known and trusted for a long time just dump you like that, but I guess it’s better to get it over with than wait until something big happens, and having your trust broken then? :/

And I think I kinda get how you feel, every time I say to myself “I’ll use lunchtime to study!” I almost NEVER end up actually studying, because just chillaxing is so much more fun xDD

Lolfanservice.

… Actually, I should probably be working on my history homework as well… ;;

Hope you feel betters )))): -moreuberglompage-

Lol, that entire crossed out part was me joking. It’s the typical emo fest.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply

Omgk, I was a bit worried for a sec hahaha.

During lunch, some of the people I usually eat lunch with were sulking/crying/whatever-ing and I felt kind of terrible just being there because I had no idea what was going on LOL ;;

… So I walked away awkwardly, using my ninja skills to stay unnoticed. =P

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply
Chameleon said: Omgk, I was a bit worried for a sec hahaha.

During lunch, some of the people I usually eat lunch with were sulking/crying/whatever-ing and I felt kind of terrible just being there because I had no idea what was going on LOL ;;

… So I walked away awkwardly, using my ninja skills to stay unnoticed. =P

I always feel awkward when someone around me is crying too >>”. I have no idea what to say to make them feel better, so I just pretend to not notice it (I know, I’m a terrible person).

SaintofSin 20 April 2010 Reply

oh em gee
why do VuTalers always come in multitudes
:O

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply
Taelin said:

Chameleon said: Omgk, I was a bit worried for a sec hahaha.

During lunch, some of the people I usually eat lunch with were sulking/crying/whatever-ing and I felt kind of terrible just being there because I had no idea what was going on LOL ;;

… So I walked away awkwardly, using my ninja skills to stay unnoticed. =P

I always feel awkward when someone around me is crying too >>”. I have no idea what to say to make them feel better, so I just pretend to not notice it (I know, I’m a terrible person).

I usually say something stupid, and end up making it worse. Curse my lack of putting skill points into diplomacy/tact! =P

Also, VuTalers come in droves because it’s no fun being by your lonesome self. xD

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply
Chameleon said:
I usually say something stupid, and end up making it worse. Curse my lack of putting skill points into diplomacy/tact! =P

Also, VuTalers come in droves because it’s no fun being by your lonesome self. xD

Yeah, that’s why I’m afraid to say anything . Gah, I want to watch hockey, but homework is making me stay here T_T.

AznRiceFan 20 April 2010 Reply

Non-drama blogs are actually quite refreshing.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply
Taelin said:

Chameleon said:
I usually say something stupid, and end up making it worse. Curse my lack of putting skill points into diplomacy/tact! =P

Also, VuTalers come in droves because it’s no fun being by your lonesome self. xD

Yeah, that’s why I’m afraid to say anything . Gah, I want to watch hockey, but homework is making me stay here T_T.

Hockey = Canadian religion, huh? XD

-eats your homework-

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply

@ AznRiceFan: Thank you..?
@ Chameleon: Of course! We didn’t win the Gold medal in the Olympics for nothing! Curling is a close second to be the national religion too.

Gujju 20 April 2010 Reply

PLAY OFFS SON.

That game on saturday was wild. Other than that i havent hard the heart to watch. After the Olympics I was hockey-ed out, and the start of the season was soooo slow.

Anywhos. OMG familiar faces. Where you be.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply

Ohcurling. So many sexist jokes. :C

I think the most I’ve watched of the Winter Olympics was the figure-skating stuff… pairs, women’s, and a bit of ice dancing. Missed the men’s QQ, also saw a bit of other stuff here and there lol. Stupid TV stations, putting the skaters right before midnight, I got SUCH deep under-eye bags, like omgggz. /shot

… Sorry, couldn’t resist xD;;

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply

@ Gujju: OUT HAVING A LIFE! Lulz, joking. I’ve been lazy, that’s all. THE CANUCKS BETTER WIN THIS TIME AROUND >=(.
@ Chameleon: Lol, everything was the right time zone for me (well, it is right at home), so I managed to watch mostly everything. My homework marks kinda dived though xD.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply

IT’S K 30 years from now it won’t matter if you did your homework or not.

Unless it made your grade drop, making you inelegible to attend some prestigious university, which will make you unable to find a well-paying, steady job, which whill eventually end up with you living in a cardboard (what the heck, I just lagged and kept pressing the r key, and all of sudden rs started flooding lol) box under a freeway. and then you die. :C

I’m… currently *productively* studying for my european history exams by watching episodes of Axis Powers Hetalia… kekekeke. xD ;;

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply

@Chameleon: I LOVE THAT SHOW. Now I understand so much more about history. XD

Gujju 20 April 2010 Reply

XD I have finals to study for so I have been slacking on the play offs. I just happened to catch that ONE game while over at someones house.

I wish I could root for my LEAFS. But those sons of bitches have let me down too many times. Next season.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply
Taelin said: @Chameleon: I LOVE THAT SHOW. Now I understand so much more about history. XD

OMG INORITEEE.

Haha, I have an England chibi sticker that my friend made, every time I see it I’m like skjfdapifwer. Also, I really like a lot of the characters like Greece, Lithuania, Germany, Switzerland (“Next time I catch you streaking across Swiss territory you’re dead!”), England, all the Asian countries, Spain, and Canada. xD

ALL WILL BE ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL.

France just kind of scares me :C

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply

@ Gujju: Aren’t the Leafs in? Or is it just Sentors and Canucks?
@ Chameleon: Russia’s creepy XD.

Chameleon 20 April 2010 Reply

I think Russia’s dream is adorable. I mean, sunflowers! And also the voice with which he says “I would like to see more of Lithuania’s distressed face!” 🙂 /sadist

I just don’t like France lol. But omgg, reading/wtaching Hetalia and watching this other movie (about some violin prodigy) has totally spoiled me… Judging by 99.99% of the guys I know, my current standards are unrealistic to the point of being fantasy hahaha.

Lithium 20 April 2010 Reply

Know what’s uncomfortable? Two people making out.

FunnyFroggy 20 April 2010 Reply

Actually, I like watching hot girls make out. :3

Rep 20 April 2010 Reply

I always end up playing mahjong during lunch. ~_~

Dustin 20 April 2010 Reply
Lithium said: Know what’s uncomfortable? Two people making out.

Especially when they’re trying to talk to you!

“Hey, why don’t you talk to me?”
“Because every time I see you you’re sucking face.”
“Okay, I’ll try to stop.”

She doesn’t stop.

Ezyan 20 April 2010 Reply

Ahhh I meant to like this earlier and comment. Good job. Sounds like a spectacularly unspectacular day.

And stoich…that’s a word I haven’t heard in a long time. Can’t say it hasn’t been for the better, though.

PS: You forgot the part where yo momma’s also fat. (;

Pirkid 20 April 2010 Reply

I totally confused you and Chammy..and now my head hurts.

Lithium 20 April 2010 Reply

Rofl.

Taelin 20 April 2010 Reply

@Dustin: Well..that’s…pleasant…XD
@ Ez: It was rather painful to type out, actually. The uneventfulness of my boring everyday life filled with mundane routines is just…so boring to type XD.

Gujju 21 April 2010 Reply

No Leafs this year. T.T And my heart wont allow me to root for the Habs

Taelin 21 April 2010 Reply

@Gujju: Go for the Canucks then! =D

DarkDragoon 21 April 2010 Reply

Everyone’s a Canadian…great.
jk xD
There are too many of you folks, so I won’t try to piss you off<3
Go Canada~

Chameleon 21 April 2010 Reply
Pirkid said: I totally confused you and Chammy..and now my head hurts.

Behold my extreme ninja skills of people-mimicry. =P

SaintofSin 21 April 2010 Reply

You can’t really mistake the avatars, can you?

BlackNazgul 21 April 2010 Reply

Dun worry, stoichiometry is going to be the easiest thing ever compared to all the other stuff you have to do! I’m assuming you’re going to major in chemistry or biochem or something like that. You can’t major in “science” lol.

-=The Nazgul=-

Taelin 21 April 2010 Reply
BlackNazgul said: Dun worry, stoichiometry is going to be the easiest thing ever compared to all the other stuff you have to do! I’m assuming you’re going to major in chemistry or biochem or something like that. You can’t major in “science” lol.

-=The Nazgul=-

Probably biochem. Actually, I dunno. I’ll get into the Faculty of Science first XD.

Joaco 23 April 2010 Reply

God loves you. God doesn’t care if you’re popular or not. God will send that bish down there, hell.

God loves me too, but he made me atheist.

Wolfboy183 23 April 2010 Reply

LOL sounds like my school life

xXyZaThEx 24 April 2010 Reply

Isn’t it spelled “posse”?

Possy just increases the chance of an embarassing typo.

FunnyFroggy 24 April 2010 Reply

I like pussies.

They go meow.

Nass 24 April 2010 Reply

Aren’t you asian? Why are you watching hockey?
lolsad
lolchoir
lolfoodinpencilcase?
Or maybe that’s more of a lolnopantspocketevenIcanaffordthatkindofstuff?
and since I don’t have time to think of more, lolfailselfflaming

I’ll swing by later to catch up on anything I missed.

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