Mac vs. PC

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LET'S…

SEE.

Mac:
Does not run anything because no game designers give a shit about Macs except Blizzard and the guys who made The Sims series, which happen to be the two best gaming companies ever. THANK GOD FOR THEM.
You need to PRESS TWO FINGERS ON THE TOUCHPAD to right-click. The fuck?
Does not have any apps that don't have a Windows counterpart/that are not compatible with Windows.
On the plus side though, the interface is shiny!

PC:
Runs every game in existence except for shitty-ass mac games.
It's got viruses, I'll give you that, but if you know shit about the internet you shouldn't even get viruses unless you have some really smart hackers out there.
Does not have shitty flat keys spaced 23423423 cm from each other that are a bitch to type with.
Is not an ugly bleach-white colour but instead comes in a whole bunch of colours.
Has a semitransparent little sidebar too with little widgets and shit like news.
Does not suck.
The interface is also shiny.

tl;dr: get a pc.

8 Comments

xXVEGGIEXx 12 November 2009 Reply

linux?

Merovign 12 November 2009 Reply

Nay, get a pc, partition the harddrive, insert a karma koala, and windows 7 on the 2 partitions.

There, best of both worlds, geek and gaming.

BlackNazgul 12 November 2009 Reply

Merovign win.

-=The Nazgul=-

Pirkid 12 November 2009 Reply
Merovign said: Nay, get a pc, partition the harddrive, insert a karma koala, and windows 7 on the 2 partitions.

There, best of both worlds, geek and gaming.

This.
Should be headlined on all buses and billboards.

Arladerus 12 November 2009 Reply

There are undetectable viruses on your PC that you don’t even know about, and they’re keylogging you. The regular user (VuTales) can’t avoid them or get rid of them.

dee32693 12 November 2009 Reply
Merovign said: Nay, get a pc, partition the harddrive, insert a karma koala, and windows 7 on the 2 partitions.

There, best of both worlds, geek and gaming.

wut? *is too much of a normie to understand this jargon*

SaintofSin 12 November 2009 Reply
Merovign said: Nay, get a pc, partition the harddrive, insert a karmic koala, and windows 7 on the 2 partitions.

There, best of both worlds, geek and gaming.

fix’d
and I think Linux Mint seems a bit better IMO.

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