This is what happens:
1. Leah is a little girl who lives in Vermont with her smart dad and nice mom. Her aunt and uncle are a drunken-ass hoe and a guy who kills criminals.
2. It's Leah's birthday! Leah feels bad about eating lamb that was killed so her mom assures her that the lamb died three years ago and it wasn't killed. Delicious.
3. They move to Italy to escape the war. That would be like walking into the Nazi headquarters wearing pajama pants with little stars on em.
4. The war ends. Leah's uncle dies and her aunt goes to rehab.
…My sister should never write again. Seriously.
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o.o.
Is she your young sister? How old is she?
She should learn her freaking history first. Jesus Christ. And her biochemistry, more specifically denaturation.
lulz
What
is
this
I
don’t
even
At least she’s writing.
Better than most of us.
But yeah. Vermont wasn’t exactly the World War II central of the world. x:
Reminds me a bit of the Diary of Ann Frank. With less jew.
~Mip
Smart mom and dad?
Please tell her to reconsider.
Minus the adult authority(?) figures, it sounds like me on a vacation.
Of course, that’s what I think.
wtf why would you move from Vermont to Italy?
I don’t wanna be a nag, but the majority of your blogs are extremely short.
From the rules, blog etiquette: Blogs must be longer then 140 characters (any less should be a Fragment) by standard rules. However, short, thoughtless blogs are generally frowned upon.
The reason for this isn’t because short blogs are bad, but because they contain little content and push down other blogs.
Who cares, blogs will get shorter. There needs to be a better way to organize blogs for the side bar. And those that are popular will reach the front page fast anyway.
From the rules, blog etiquette: Blogs must be longer then 140 characters (any less should be a Fragment) by standard rules. However, short, thoughtless blogs are generally frowned upon.
The reason for this isn’t because short blogs are bad, but because they contain little content and push down other blogs.
I wish I read this before I thought about making a 142-character long blog.