HAHAHA. MY GRANDMA IS RACIST.

Okay.

So yesterday the ride home from the airport I cranked up the radio and Kanye West HAPPENED to be on the radio and my grandma happens to go all white-supremacist on me whenever there's a rap song on the radio, but she was in the back and she couldn't touch the radio so I was just like "watever lulz" and I kept it on.

Today my tutor at school was sick so I got sent home for an hour and in the car I was eating some low-fat pudding and I was like, "Can we go get my laptop?" and she was like, "WHAT? SO YOU CAN PLAY YOUR WAR GAME? WHY ARE YOU EATING CHOCOLATE? THAT'S BAD FOR YOU! YESTERDAY YOU HUMILIATED ME! YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS ABOUT ASSAULTING AND RAPING LITTLE WHITE GIRLS AND HOW COULD YOU HATE YOURSELF LIKE THAT? WHITE WIMMINZ ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS HOW COULD YOU LISTEN TO RAPINGGGGG!!! DO YOU SUPPORT THESE SONGS ABOUT RAPING LITTLE GIRLS AND RAPING RAPING RAPING AND OTHER DISGUSTING THINGS (i.e. prostitution) THAT I WON'T TELL YOU ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH RAPING RAPING HOW COME YOU BUY ALL THESE THINGS THAT SUPPORT RAPING WHITE WOMEN FROM THESE BLACK PUDDING– BLACK GUYS THAT SHOULD BE IN JAIL."

So I was just like, "Can we get my laptop?"

Then she's like, "WHY DON'T YOU READ A BOOK AND DRINK WATER INSTEAD OF THAT VITAMIN GLUCOSE CRAP?"

So then I'm like, "…can we get my laptop?"

And she's like, "AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PLAY YOUR WAR GAME."

…so I got my laptop and I didn't play WoW.

And now I know that my grandma is a white supremacist. Hooray.

I'm not fucking kidding about the rant she made about pudding and vitamin water and raping white women. 90% of that shit came out of her mouth.