It seems today that my friends have an obsession with touching my shit.
You see, the school got me this laptop and stuff so I could upload my work on there without losing it, because that's a total bitch for me since I seem to have some kind of disorganized-shit disorder.
So yesterday my two friends were like "yeah, asian guys are not sexy, no way, there are no sexy asian guys" so I ran to my locker and I whipped out my cock laptop and I googled "SEXY ASIAN GUYS" and they were like, "…oh yeah, that one's hot." For some reason I feel I need to add I don't listen to Japanese music, nor do I idolize Japanese transvestite rock icons.
Then it turns out to be an indoor recess. So naturally, since I've got some neat piece of technology four or five girls think this is some pretty fucking impressive shit. They all flock around me and they say "SOFIAPLEASEGOTOTHISSTUPIDFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITWEBSITEWHICHWASPROBABLYPOPULARBACKIN2006" and then my friend rips the laptop from me and starts playing a game, and once I take it back she immediately takes it again to show me her house in Melbourne, and after THAT I wikipedia kangaroo, and then when there's a picture of a newborn kangaroo which is freaky shit she IMMEDIATELY mashes the backspace button until we're back to that game she was playing.
So then after that everyone starts ripping the laptop from me and clicking the fuck around like it's a learning laptop and they just keep clicking and clicking and clicking this stupid fucking shit until IE crashes.
I try and open it again.
IE cannot start.
Open it again.
IE cannot start.
Open it again.
IE cannot start.
YOU FUCKING TECHNOLOGICALLY RETARDED VULTURES. LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID. FUCKERSSSSS.
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Google Chrome for the win.
Ew Chrome.
Ew IE.
It’s only my school laptop that uses IE. I use Firefox.
I’m still stuck between Chrome and Firefox.
But IE is nationally retarded.
YDI for using IE.
FireFox is this giant … dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it…
Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn’t know how to solve, it just shrugs.
Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!
Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome… except at loading very specific sites… the way Apple wants it.
And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it’s cool.
And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. 🙂
Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn’t know how to solve, it just shrugs.
Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!
Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome… except at loading very specific sites… the way Apple wants it.
And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it’s cool.
And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. 🙂
😐
Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn’t know how to solve, it just shrugs.
Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!
Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome… except at loading very specific sites… the way Apple wants it.
And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it’s cool.
And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. 🙂
😐
Did you know, that 😐 is technically a light 🙂 ???
So, what are you 😐 ing @?
Indoor recess? Haven’t had one of those since grade 6.
Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn’t know how to solve, it just shrugs.
Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!
Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome… except at loading very specific sites… the way Apple wants it.
And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it’s cool.
And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. 🙂
😐
Did you know, that 😐 is technically a light 🙂 ???
So, what are you 😐 ing @?
=/
is what he meant.;
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If that happenned in my school, we’d all be saying one thing. School lappy fail. Seriously, what good comes from a school?!
ily for that lmao xDDDD