HALF-WOLVES/CATS/HORSES/BLAHBLAHBLAH

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…siiiiiiiiiince I mentioned I do probably read crappy fanfiction from time to time or just stumble upon the wrong, wrong, wrong kind of people let me tell you a kind of fantasy character that makes no sense at all and whoever makes one needs to be shot.

Half-wolves.
Half-cats.
Half-ANYTHING NON-HUMANOID.

First off, how does a half-whatever shit even exist? Think about it. You cannot "place the spirit of an animal" in a person, because they'd still be a human, they'd just be like, possessed.

You cannot "inject a teenager with animal DNA" like so many boards suggested on neopets three years ago. Because they will STILL be a teenager, they will just have all this useless-ass DNA stuck in their body.

You can't just be born a half-something for no reason. That doesn't make any sense.

So my best guess is that their moms all fuck housecats and wolves. It's the only logical explanation. Like, seriously. Once you think about it, even that doesn't make any sense, but that's the closest I could get to WHY exactly there would be a half cat or half wolf. Or a half horse. Or half anything-that-is-not-human-ish.

And IF you happened to be half-something, you would not only have their ears, tail, fangs and claws. NO. You would probably be covered in a good deal of fur. You would have a snout. (a small one though.) You would also probably have four nipples at least (lololololololol), and you would certainly not act like a teenager. You would act like an animal. If you are half-cat, you would run around attacking random things for shits and giggles and you would rub your ass on people's faces to show you love them. If you are half-wolf, you would be taking bites out of people's faces and whatnot or whatever wolves do. I don't have a pet wolf. I don't even like wolves.

tl;dr: Fuck catgirls.

13 Comments

Nass 30 November 2009 Reply

There was this lady, I heard, who drugged and fucked a wolf.
Don’t remember what happened to her after.

But then again a handful of people screw animals (mainly dogs and horses, but it has even gone as far as dolphins) in this world.

dee32693 30 November 2009 Reply
word-that-is-quite-ick said: You can’t just be born a half-something for no reason.

Have you never heard of Michael Phelps who is half man, half DOLPHIN!!!!

JrRepty 30 November 2009 Reply

I LURVE WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!!

And no, not those half breeds from twlight.

Come onnn, werewolves usually act on animal instinct (predator) and are coverd with fur, just that they walk on hind legs and die from silver bullets and shit.

Btw dee that was epic win. At first i ignored your comment, like “Wtf half man half dlophin?”. Then i saw his name. Michael Phelps.

testicular 30 November 2009 Reply

Werewolves are different. They’re cursed and stuff so they get to be humanoid wolves.

But I mean like, people who claim to be half-anything who are not werewolves.

JrRepty 30 November 2009 Reply

Oh. Yes. Like wolfman. Or something.

I like your username btw. So testifull.

Merovign 30 November 2009 Reply

Half-sponge?

JrRepty 30 November 2009 Reply

That’s spongebob.

Pirkid 30 November 2009 Reply
JrRepty said: That’s spongebob.

He’s FULL FRONTAL SPONGE

Gujju 30 November 2009 Reply

My friends saw this guy molesting a dead rabbit.

But that has nothing to do with anything.

Waffle 30 November 2009 Reply
Gujju said: My friends saw this guy molesting a dead rabbit.

But that has nothing to do with anything.

I didn’t appreciate how hard your friends were staring at me, i wasn’t hurting anyone…the rabbit was already dead when i got there

Pirkid 30 November 2009 Reply
Waffle said:

Gujju said: My friends saw this guy molesting a dead rabbit.

But that has nothing to do with anything.

I didn’t appreciate how hard your friends were staring at me, i wasn’t hurting anyone…the rabbit was already dead when i got there

He wanted a carrot, damnit, not YOUR carrot

Arladerus 30 November 2009 Reply

Heard of nekomimi? Cat ears. Hot.

dee32693 30 November 2009 Reply

roffll xD We get off topic so easily

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