I'm going to sound like a bitch here.
There's this kid who's a total loser in my math class, and god damn, I can see why.
He's a DOUCHEBAG. I don't know how, but I got on the wrong side of him this year, and now he pretty much always starts fights with me for no reason, which I always win.
Today I was passing by, and he's like "WOW, WAY TO FAIL SOFIA" so I got all up in his face like a tough bitch and said something like "shut up" except I said it more serious-like so he was just like "/cower" and then I walked away like an even tougher bitch. It made me feeeeeeeeeel good.
Then after school the entire grade seven class was held up for five minutes because nobody would shut up in class so when the teacher was giving us instructions on how to shut up the little douche is like, "YEAH SOFIA, BE QUIET." so I get all up in his face again and I call him a retarded little kid and I'm all serious business again and he just sits there staring at me, admiring my supreme lulziness.
Little bitch better not fuck with me anymore.
Anyways.
Chips ahoy bites are good.
WoW is good.
Running out of things to blog about is not good.
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I prefer Chunks Ahoy. More chocolate <3
Your lucky!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they’re gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!
Just beat the shit outta them.
I haven’t encountered a male douchbag since summer because of it.
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they’re gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!
Yeah? Well I got Nass.
LOLJK.
I have this guy who screams at everyone and is like “I HATE THE WORLD” who had a crush on me.
And then after I rejected him, he stalked me at school. Then he stopped near the end of the 7th grade year…
But now it’s starting again.
Nonetheless, douchebags = INTO THE GROUND!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they’re gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!
Yeah? Well I got Nass.
LOLJK.
I have this guy who screams at everyone and is like “I HATE THE WORLD” who had a crush on me.
And then after I rejected him, he stalked me at school. Then he stopped near the end of the 7th grade year…
But now it’s starting again.
Nonetheless, douchebags = INTO THE GROUND!
Penis penis penis.
best part of the blog.
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they’re gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!
If they’re gay doesn’t that mean something if they have a crush on you? o:
jaykay
Tough girls liek you are always fun to have around in school.
So, you’re like the toucher/cooler version of Sam in iCarly?
I love you
Connie, you must be rough on bed. Let me hug you as I unhook your bra.
Bwahaha.
Good thing I don’t really have friends.
Dude, what is with you and wanting to unhook my bra?
I mean seriously.
-walks up to seventh grade kids-
Me: Yo sup kiddies, I’m in the 9th grade and I am going to beat you up!
7th grade kids: lulwatsillyazn
Me: -kungfu-
Learn to be lesbian like me ;D
“YOU GET THEEEE BESSSSSSSST OF BOTH WORLLLLLLLLLLDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.”
So, you’re like the toucher/cooler version of Sam in iCarly?
Yeah, except I don’t eat as much. D: