I'm happy today.
I'm super happy today.
I'm motherfucking ecstatic today.
I hope I spelled ecstatic correctly.
I did because my spell-check isn't flipping a bitch right now.
I need to get to the point.
Sooooo. Today I went out for sushi. When my dad was paying the bills I asked if I could go to the convenience store across the plaza. He said sure and gave me ten bucks.
Soooo I started running and running and running and running and then my ankle started to hurt so I was just like, "FUCK." But then it got better. As you can see my writing is a little bit cocksucking right now because I'm kind of not in the right frame of mind for writing because I'll tell you soon because I want to.
I went into Daisy Mart and I was like, "lulz they aint gon have any gum here" but I was WRONG.
THIS WAS THE MOST FUCKING FANTASTIC DAISY MART EVER OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
FIRST I FOUND MY GUM.
SECOND? I FOUND POPEYES CANDY STICKS WHICH I NORMALLY ONLY GET ONCE A YEAR!
THIRD? THIRD?! THIRD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I GOT THE MOST FANTASTIC THING EVER WHICH I THOUGHT WAS ONLY IN AMERICA BUT I WAS WROOOOOONG!
FOOSH MINTS. I HAD THREE OF THEM. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF THREE CUPS OF COFFEE. HAHAHAHA CAPS I MAKE YOUR EYES BLEEEEED ADGKLSDKLF.
…So now I'm basically shitting on my keyboard because this is TOTALLY worth blogging about. Well not really. But yes. I do feel some sort of need to dump a blog here every day.
sdfa
Oh yes, and that commercial's going well. I've got like a minute of it up already and the teacher said I could have some more time on it.
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This is 295 words you lying bi-
Upload it on youtube and show it to us. 😀
so…. many…. blogs…..
*is crushed by the massive amount of blogs being produced by this VuTaler*
I’d like to point out that testicular has fifteen blogs to my nine despite having only one month to my eight.
Where’s the part where you say
There’s no way you can be a girl.
No way…
to my 11
There’s no way you can be a girl.
No way…
FNNNGF.
I’m a girl.
Ok here is what i meant to say yesterday.
You blogging everyday is pushing down other peoples blog. Other blogs that have more content and effort. So please. Either post less often or post better content.
I don’t even know what’s going on anymore
There’s no way you can be a girl.
No way…
FNNNGF.
I’m a girl.
Mhmm.
I’m a girl too.
See the similarity between our posts?
You draw right? You should totally show us your pics you know.
There’s no way you can be a girl.
No way…
FNNNGF.
I’m a girl.
Mhmm.
I’m a girl too.
See the similarity between our posts?
fnnnnnng there is no winning here.
BUT I INSIST I AM A GIRL EVEN IF I LACK PROOF.
and kfine, I will not blog as much. D:
http://www.myspace.com/lulzayakii
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Is sdfa your version of stfu now?
Just wonderin’.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
wtf ur a girl ididn’t know
Yeah guys ballsack is a little chick
😐
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
12 y/o chick
lulz
I’m happy today.
I’m super happy today.
I’m motherfucking ecstatic today.
I CAN FINALLY INSTALL MAPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. 🙁
AND LET THE DRAMA BEGIN.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
Lith, when Zappy says “:|” it’s annoying, but in this case, it was okay since everybody was being a noob.
And then you come in and blow him off based on the sole fact that you don’t like him. Wtf.
Female
69 years old
CORN DOGS, CHEESE FILLED
Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands
this proves you are indeed lulzmayaki 8D
i dont mind your blogs. after everyone else’s OMG I HAVE TO ACTUALLY USE MY THOUGHT PROCESSES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEYRE SAYING AND ANALYZE EVERYTHING, your blogs make me think of a friend just telling about their normal (or not normal) day and its all just chill…
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
*whacks with mallet* YOU LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. also i thought it was edward for a second what with the lame blue wash over everything
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
I feel bad for the girl who’s identity you have STOLEN, just to prove your point.
Enough already! We KNOW you’re a boy!
I’m a girl
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
*whacks with mallet* YOU LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. also i thought it was edward for a second what with the lame blue wash over everything
I can’t find a celebrity with a closer resemblance to me e_e
No Arly, you’re a tranny. lolololol
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
I feel bad for the girl who’s identity you have STOLEN, just to prove your point.
Enough already! We KNOW you’re a boy!
I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT I AM A GIRL FOR ANOTHER SIX YEARS THOUGH. ;_;
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
I feel bad for the girl who’s identity you have STOLEN, just to prove your point.
Enough already! We KNOW you’re a boy!
I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT I AM A GIRL FOR ANOTHER SIX YEARS THOUGH. ;_;
Then you’re a boy until you can.
Case closed.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
It’s all an illusion.
You’re trying to confuse me.
Now, please reveal your male appearance, and we can all go home.
FINEFINE.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance there?
I feel bad for the girl who’s identity you have STOLEN, just to prove your point.
Enough already! We KNOW you’re a boy!
I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT I AM A GIRL FOR ANOTHER SIX YEARS THOUGH. ;_;
Then you’re a boy until you can.
Case closed.
adskfjasdkfjdasklf sdfa
If you’re hawt, you’re a girl. If you’re nawt, you’re a guy. Logic. Simple as that.
You so mean.
wat
But there’s such thing as hot guys?
No. Because if you think a guy is hot, then you are either:
a) A girl
b) A gay
Guys don’t think other guys are ‘hot’, therefore ‘hot guys’ are null. Only girls think guys are hot, but if they’re not hot themselves, then they’re actually guys, which make them gays. If the girls are hot, then they think guys are hot, but girls are illogical so there are no such thing as hot guys.
But there’s homo in every man.
nou
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. 🙁
AND LET THE DRAMA BEGIN.
What I said that moment has nothing to do with any previous conflicts (I didn’t even know you were that person until now) but I’m stating what I noticed.
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. 🙁
AND LET THE DRAMA BEGIN.
What I said that moment has nothing to do with any previous conflicts (I didn’t even know you were that person until now) but I’m stating what I noticed.
DO YOU GO UP TO PEOPLE IRL AND BE LIKE “OKAY YOU REALLY AREN’T SERIOUS SO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU FLATFACE.”?
SOCIAL SKILLS, BOY. SOCIAL SKILLS.
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. 🙁
AND LET THE DRAMA BEGIN.
What I said that moment has nothing to do with any previous conflicts (I didn’t even know you were that person until now) but I’m stating what I noticed.
DO YOU GO UP TO PEOPLE IRL AND BE LIKE “OKAY YOU REALLY AREN’T SERIOUS SO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU FLATFACE.”?
SOCIAL SKILLS, BOY. SOCIAL SKILLS.
Do people have debates about your gender in real life? D:
Gender disambiguity, boy/girl. GENDER DISAMBIGUITY.
MMOTales had so much Gender confusion
I remember those days
I think someone even thought I was a chick once
I remember those days
I think someone even thought I was a chick once
I once thought Pirkid was a girl =O
HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.
I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.
Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.
These eyes only accept titsThis isn’t over “Sofia”
Who other than lulzMAYAKII would call their MySpace lulzayakii? D:
Um
Maybe you saw lulzayakii and you named your VuTales account lulzmayakii
Do you ever have something to say that’s not “:|”?
It’s not thoughtful at all.
I was about to post a serious answer like everyone else, but then I realized the person is rarely ever serious.
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. 🙁
AND LET THE DRAMA BEGIN.
What I said that moment has nothing to do with any previous conflicts (I didn’t even know you were that person until now) but I’m stating what I noticed.
DO YOU GO UP TO PEOPLE IRL AND BE LIKE “OKAY YOU REALLY AREN’T SERIOUS SO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU FLATFACE.”?
SOCIAL SKILLS, BOY. SOCIAL SKILLS.
Do people have debates about your gender in real life? D:
Gender disambiguity, boy/girl. GENDER DISAMBIGUITY.
…actually, yes. When I was 10 I didn’t exactly look enough like a woman yet for people to tell the difference and I didn’t dress like one either. I went to a hotel restaurant and the waitress said, “And what would you like, sir?”
Same thing on my sixth-grade picture day. I was wearing a loose t-shirt and baggy jeans and the camera lady was like, “Move over a bit that way, sir.”
…now that I actually look like a girl that doesn’t happen anymore.