INTERNET SAFETY HERP DERP.

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SCHOOL IS BACK.

I've been really bored recently. Time to find something to complain about.

I hate it when people flip a bitch at me about internet safety.

You heard of the 16-year-old kid who met up with a 42-year-old woman who was his RP girlfriend on WoW? My parents and my grandma have been obsessing over it for the past few days as if I've never heard of shit like this before.

Don't you hate it too? I've had them following me around for the past week asking me my opinion on this and telling me not to date 50-year-old men on the internet. Now let me ask you, am I stupid? Yes, I know I'm 12 and all that shit. But do you honestly think if a random guy I don't know asked me out on a video game, I'd accept? Hell no. I'm not a dumbass.

And I can't even remember how many times I've been told "Don't give out your name or photo on the internet!" Alright. My name is Sofia. I've got a photo up on my myspace. Now tell me my address, phone number and home town. What? You can't?! THEN WHY IS IT SO DANGEROUS TO PUT THAT OUT THERE?!

I can't tell you all how much I hate all this "internet safety" bullshit. I'm not going to end up like that kid. I know shit about privacy. I've started to get so pissed off over parents obsessing about internet safety that I have to restrain myself from screaming when I hear a little kids' commercial that ends with "ASK YOUR PARENTS BEFORE GOING ONLINE."

Honestly. It's really pissing me off how people think I'm stupid enough to do something like what that kid did. My grandma's been hovering over me while I play WoW for the past couple days saying "ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN. ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN. CAN I PLAY WITH YOU. ARE YOU TALKING TO A MAN." And my dad's been clogging up my email inbox with "I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS KID WHO DID THIS SHIT? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. HUH? LOL I BET MARTIN LUTHER KING WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS KID" (I told him MLK was my role model. Because he's the closest thing I have to one.)

LIKE REALLY. AM I STUPID? I DON'T KNOW VUTALES, YOU TELL ME.

inb4 "they're just doing this because they want you to be safe"

33 Comments

dee32693 6 January 2010 Reply

Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

David 6 January 2010 Reply
dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

O_o;

You’re going to make a bad parent, lol..

Gujju 6 January 2010 Reply

-.- no one will die from a scrapped knee dadey 😛

and no you arent. I am 18 and my mom is still scared to leave me home alone. She wont let me use the stove for fear of burning down the house, and I must be told about 5 times a day to never open the door. =/

FunnyFroggy 7 January 2010 Reply

Hey, wanna go out?

testicular 7 January 2010 Reply

shur lawl

darkness 7 January 2010 Reply

You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

Arladerus 7 January 2010 Reply

My parents trust me. =O

testicular 7 January 2010 Reply
darkness said: You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

I’m straight.

Wolfboy183 7 January 2010 Reply

its all about their power trip. age of consent in ontario is 16 he was 16 so what’s the problem?

Dest1 7 January 2010 Reply
Wolfboy183 said: its all about their power trip. age of consent in ontario is 16 he was 16 so what’s the problem?

he met up with a 42 y/o creeper.

Chameleon 7 January 2010 Reply
testicular said:

darkness said: You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

I’m straight.

I fell off my chair laughing.

dee32693 7 January 2010 Reply
David said:

dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

O_o;

You’re going to make a bad parent, lol..

Because when my kid plays on the playground and scraps his knee I AM A BAD PARENT. Seriously david, seems like you’ll be the bad parent here.

David 7 January 2010 Reply
Chameleon said:

testicular said:

darkness said: You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

I’m straight.

I fell off my chair laughing.

I didn’t even notice, and although I didn’t fell off my chair, I did chuckle amusingly.

Merovign 7 January 2010 Reply
dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

MARRY ME. AND WE’LL LET OUR KID SCRAPE HIS KNEE UNTIL HE DOESN’T GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES.

LOLOLOLOL.

Pirkid 7 January 2010 Reply

If your kid wants to skateboard, are you going to let him, knowing full well that he could hurt himself?
No, you’re just going to tell him to be careful and send him on his way. Let him learn lessons on his own, don’t hold his his entire life.

Protection =/= Re-Education Through Labor

Also, don’t upload a picture from a device that can be location tracked, like an iPhone.
Bad things happen.

Reve 7 January 2010 Reply
Gujju said: She wont let me use the stove for fear of burning down the house, and I must be told about 5 times a day to never open the door. =/

Sounds like my mom.

Oh, and she doesn’t allow me to do chores because she’s afraid that I’ll screw the house over. Not that I don’t like that, but…

Vusys 7 January 2010 Reply

You’re too weird to be a girl anyway.

Nass 7 January 2010 Reply
testicular said:

darkness said: You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

I’m straight.

You’re also a male.

Therefore, he was correct.

testicular 7 January 2010 Reply
Vusys said: You’re too weird to be a girl anyway.

NO U.

darkness 8 January 2010 Reply
testicular said:

darkness said: You’re 12… and yet your name is testicular…

You’re either very mature for your age… or very, uh, “mature” for your age.

Parents tend to be protective until you have a job, a wife wife or husband and are over 21.

Gen’ralization.

I’m straight.

Apologies for the gender confusion. Was really reflecting myself, and from what I’ve seen.
That and I honestly didn’t think you were female until I looked at you Vufile.

Zappy 8 January 2010 Reply

I am actually a 40 year old man. 😐

AxiomFable 8 January 2010 Reply

As things stand, parents are naturally protective of their children. I mean they are of their own DNA, they are their creation so it is natural that you don’t want them to become injured or killed.

dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

It’s a great way for children to learn.
For example, there is a child poking around a powerpoint. The mother will snatch them away and berate them about the dangers so they will never do it again. The father will watch the child get shocked then say “I bet you’re not going to do that again/now you know the dangers of powerpoints.”.

Elaine 8 January 2010 Reply

My mom doesn’t let me play video games after Nass showed me one of those lame flash sex games while she was in the house.

But I play The Sims 3 when she’s not home.

So I can’t really relate to you much.

darkness 8 January 2010 Reply

My twisted philosophy on experience: Sympathy means nothing. Empathy means everything.

testicular 8 January 2010 Reply
Zappy said: I am actually a 40 year old man. 😐

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Pepper 8 January 2010 Reply

We children are more intelligent than you old-timing adults. STFU ABOUT IT@@@@@@@

DarkDragoon 9 January 2010 Reply

My parents think my friends are the worst influence, not the games.
Lol…
Specially the gals…>_<

Nass 9 January 2010 Reply
DarkDragoon said: My parents think my friends are the worst influence, not the games.
Lol…
Specially the gals…>_<

My parents think I’m the worst influence.

Meh, I guess that’s true.

DarkDragoon 9 January 2010 Reply
Nass said:

DarkDragoon said: My parents think my friends are the worst influence, not the games.
Lol…
Specially the gals…>_<

My parents think I’m the worst influence.

Meh, I guess that’s true.

LOL
I think my parents would agree if they knew you ;3

Jakeeee 10 January 2010 Reply
Zappy said: I am actually a 40 year old man. 😐

you’re too fucking stupid to be 40

Joaco 12 January 2010 Reply
AxiomFable said: As things stand, parents are naturally protective of their children. I mean they are of their own DNA, they are their creation so it is natural that you don’t want them to become injured or killed.

dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

It’s a great way for children to learn.
For example, there is a child poking around a powerpoint. The mother will snatch them away and berate them about the dangers so they will never do it again. The father will watch the child get shocked then say “I bet you’re not going to do that again/now you know the dangers of powerpoints.”.

Also remember all the money spent on education and stuff.

If (s)he gets (her/him)self killed, consider all that money spent on…a dead person D:

Nass 12 January 2010 Reply
DarkDragoon said:

Nass said:

DarkDragoon said: My parents think my friends are the worst influence, not the games.
Lol…
Specially the gals…>_<

My parents think I’m the worst influence.

Meh, I guess that’s true.

LOL
I think my parents would agree if they knew you ;3

no u 😀

TheSmartGuy 13 January 2010 Reply
dee32693 said: Parents these days are way too obsessed about safety pre-cautions. LET THE KID SCRAPe HIS FRIGGIN KNEE, HE’LL LEARN TO NOT GO DOWN THE SLIDE ON HIS KNEES!

Ugh.

OMG a scraped knee?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! D:<

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