Never, ever, ever consume half your body weight in Splenda within the course of 4 hours.
Don't eat a full package of extra-strength coughdrops either, that's no good.
Also, I'm all the fuck out of hairspray. My grandma tells me it smells like weed. She does this in the middle of the hallway at school.
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
NO.
Partially, yes.
BUT NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NO.
No.
ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…
People who like to insullt random chicks behind their computer screen, because they're just such fucking pimps that they can just drag their asses around the internet telling random girls how goddamn hideous they are. never mind those mean comments I left on katie12231's channel, but srsly guise, who HASN'T?! Just look at me. Now, I ain't quite a looker. I've got low eyebrows, a high nose, and big cheeks.
Honestly, though. You think you're tough? Yeah, insulting a 12-year-old gamer girl on the internet is real tough, man. Wish I had balls like you.
As you can see, I'm butthurt. Seriously, though. I bet if you knew me IRL, or any other "ugly chick" for that matter, you'd not say it to my face.
DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I'M SAYING HERE?
I'M SO BUTTHURT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M JUST SO UGLY, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ATTACK ME ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE AND THIS IS COMPLETELY POLITE AND JUSTIFIED. HAHAHAHAHA, NO. NO. NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Not only this, but I'm sick of 
attacks against my boyfriend as well. He's not fat. Neither of us are overweight, we've got big cheeks, and since most of our pictures are of our faces, apparently this makes us fat. Am I right?
How can you even tell I'm fat? I've never taken a body shot before, all you've seen is my face. And I find this very offensive, btw, not because I'm insecure but because since age 11 I've been struggling with an on-and-off eating disorder, which all started because of assholes IRL who've got nothing better to do than insult me, thinking that it's perfectly fine just because I'm fat. You think fainting in public several times, blurred vision, and having to be forced to eat every night is no big deal? It is very much a big deal, and if you've ever lived on a granola bar and two tangerines a day and ending up losing muscle density instead of fat, therefore STILL looking overweight after months of torturing yourself like that, you'd know how it feels.
I don't know, just thought I'd throw that out there to see if anyone gets what I'm trying to say here.
TL;DR:
I don't like to be called fat, also I eat too much Splenda.
ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY BY COMMENTING "YOU'RE FAT" CAN EAT A DICK. never mind the fact that if I saw this blog and I was you, I'd do the same
27 Comments
Thats the internet for you. People who insult you over the net are either too cowardly to do it in real life or have mad insecurities themself.
I still don’t think you’re a girl tho
ur fat
lol, how do you expect her to prove it in a non perverted way
lol, how do you expect her to prove it in a non perverted way
*shrugs*
Guess (s)he’s a dude until there’s some valid proof.
Body shot? o:
Nice six pack btw
That picture of a girl with six pack has like. No boobs.
Conners thinks it’s a guy with long hair.
You’re fat.
*munches on bull’s penis*
*dips bull’s penis in chilli sauce*
*omnomnomnom*
Well I read your blog now (yes I comment without reading 96% of the time)
And I think you’re too uptight.
Yeah you know what I mean..
You’re fat.
*pokes Merovign’s chili covered bull’s penis*
ewwww. D:
Where the hell did that Profil3 lulz site come from?
Anyways..lol..it’s the Internets. You can’t expect justice here.
http://profil3.wikia.com/wiki/MrBasil lol bogdan’s identity isn’t safe nowehere
And I think you’re too uptight.
Yeah you know what I mean..
Would you expect anything else from LULZMAYAKII?!?!
Uhhm.
I think you look fine.
THAT PICTURE IS NOT OF ME.
http://www.myspace.com/lulzayakii
THAT IS ME.
I love how zap says I have assburgers, then said I lied about the assburgers he gave me (wut) then goes on and says he has it?
lolwut
I luv the fact that the new ppl are making their presence known. ;D
u aint fet UNLESS it’s a fat angle shot, which it doesn’t look like.
And I think you’re too uptight.
Yeah you know what I mean..
Would you expect anything else from LULZMAYAKII?!?!
If I was to actually give that some thought, you’d be disgusted. So I won’t say it.
Your silly tit for tat games have gotten a Wikia sysop to burn your Profil3 Wikia page. Congrats?
lol tits
And I think you’re too uptight.
Yeah you know what I mean..
Would you expect anything else from LULZMAYAKII?!?!
If I was to actually give that some thought, you’d be disgusted. So I won’t say it.
Lol duh I knew that wasn’t you- I googled Lulzmayakii, didn’t take much time. And I thought you looked fine. Not what I’d call a beauty, but not what I’d call fat either.
You’re so worried about your weight and you’re 12. You knowing during puberty you tend to shoot up and get thinner, right? I mean, yeah, you’re overreacting. Guessing it’s the hormones.
Conners thinks it’s a guy with long hair.
Look at the bulge!
Lol, it got deleted. Fucking owned.
Welcome to the internetz!
Yeah, you gotta love stupid moronic guys.
k,Testicular, this is supposed to be when you tell whoever insults you that you can track their IP address then go to their house and castrate them with a rusty carving knife in their sleep