Without my parents always accusing me of being pregnant?
Okay, so most of you guys know I'm 19 years old. Some of you MIGHT know that I am also sexually active.
Well my parents do. I confessed to my mom that I had sex already. My dad probably knows already too since my mom doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut.
I'm glad I confessed to them. That's a huge weight off my shoulders and it's great because now I can even have conversations with my mom about it whether we joke around or not. But now a new weight's been thrown right back on. I can't eat or do ANYTHING without my parents constantly accusing me of being preggerz (pregnant). Every time I choose to eat something weird and my parents see me eating, they always say stuff like: "Oh.. you're eating that? Only pregnant people eat that." or "Pregnant people eat weird stuff. Like what you're eating now."
Sometimes they go over the top like my mom. She'll walk right up to me and say: "ARE YOU PREGNANT? WHY U EET DAT STUFF LIEK DAT? YOU PREGNANT AREN'T YOO?"
It's ANNOYING because all I want to do is sit down and have a nice snack with out my parents freaking out at me and spamming accusations on me.
First off, I'm not a fucking retard. I know I have to use protection every time I have sex. I'm not just going to decide not to one day. I actually care about my future.
Second, I'm not a damn whore. They think me and my boyfriend do it every night. They even accuse me of THAT every God forsaken day.
My parents don't know how to lay off and give me space. They don't know how to trust me either. It's already bad enough that I have to deal with their regular verbal bashes and they have to lay that on too? God.
I eat weird things. Like cup ramen noodles with shredded cheddar cheese. Or sometimes I take the noodles that are in the bag and eat them just like that without even cooking them. Sometimes I eat scrambled eggs on a hot dog bun or just boil the egg, peel it and eat it just like that. I don't care how weird it looks as long as it tastes good. But now all of a sudden my parents are experts in what pregnant women eat and I'm automatically pregnant because I'm eating those things and not just eating them because I happen to be hungry and want a snack or two. Jesus.
I want to hear from you guys. Do your parents often accuse you of things you didn't/don't do? Write blogs about it and add "I didn't do it!" in the title somewhere or in the beginning of the blog to let me know you're responding to this.
'Till next time.
~Jaz
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I should totally make blog replies like you can do video replies on youtube.
“Mom, Dad? I think we have a problem.”
“What, you got your girlfriend pregnant?”
“WHAT? NO! I don’t even have a girlfriend! The fucking computer’s broken!”
LOL, Zathe.
D: Ramen with cheese actually sounds really good! Don’t worry about it, I’ve seen people eat pizza with rance sauce… in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Does it look possible for them to be preggers to you? >.>” *glomps* (:
With any ridiculous accusation, comes a ridiculous answer. Always reply with ‘Damn well I did!’ with a large smirk on your face.
Guaranteed chaos.
@Vusy: Epic idea.
@Chameleon: Rofl, of course not. I think my parents are just paranoid and scared.
@Mero: If I did that, my mom would beat me. D:
Are your parents religious? Are they opposed to sex before marriage?
jaz
i think you’re really cool : )
that’s what pregs dont eat lol
you should buy a shitload of prego pasta sauce
i don’t know why but somehow that’d be extremely funny
My mom thinks I think woman are weak.
I always say “Who else makes me a sandwich?”
Then she gets mad.
I like women k?
Sexually active? Female? Nineteen?
If your life becomes a horror film, you’re going to get murdered pretty early on. 😡
Hard boiled eggs are not weird. ._.
Who told you that? >_>
@Zappy: No, they aren’t. But my boyfriend’s family is super religious, so they do. Once they found out that we did, his mom flipped. I laughed until she yelled at me. Then I got sad. 🙁
@Max: Thanks! ^^
@Waffle: LOL I get your drift. *Winknudge*
@Nass: My boyfriend does that to his mom to get her mad on purpose, lol.
@Vusys: ROFL, please don’t scare me. I’m too young to die. *Crais*
@Kevin: My mommy and daddy.
My parents think i am on drugs. Or that i chose to go to school far away because i have a secret boyfriend.
Nothing too out there 😛
oh but i do get blamed for everything at my house. Its like my little brother can do no wrong because he is in his room all the time. Little do they know that he is the one scamming them with his secret girlfriend of over 2 years
@Gujju: You should blackmail him into being your slave.
My mom is pretty free-thinking o.O She says as long as we make sure to use protection and not do anything against our own morals, we’re cool. She keeps offering to buy me pills because she thinks i’d be too embarrassed to get some.
Me: “MOOOOM i don’t even DO that!! Eewwww!!!!”
Mom: “Hahaha you will though! I just want you to be prepared. ^^”
“What is this? What you need a condom for?”
“I put that there when I was 12, Mother..”
One time I was on MLIA, and there was a story about a girl who got grounded because her dad found “condoms” in her room… but they were antiseptic wipes. xD
LOL parents just looove to jump to conclusions, huh huh.
LOL Zathe… You win 🙂
-=The Nazgul=-
Play along with them, just tell them:
“Yes I am, happy?”
And if they start flipping out, reply:
“What, you mean you didn’t want me pregnant? Then why’d you keep asking?”
What’s wrong with hard boiled eggs?!
I EAT THEM ALL THE TIME D:< And Zhlink, if she did that she’d still be murdered 😀
I EAT THEM ALL THE TIME D:<
YAYMETOO
they’re delicious. ;-;
I EAT THEM ALL THE TIME D:< And Zhlink, if she did that she’d still be murdered 😀
Ew you eat eggs that come out of you know where?