Facetwitter…Uh I mean Twitterbook.

Ohohoho. In this blog I’ll expressing my vast hatefulness of the websites: Facebook and Twitter.
Isn’t this exciting, kiddies?

I don’t know how many of you guys actually go onto those sites or think they are cool, but note that when I bash these sites and the vast majority of idiots who go sign on them like EVERY SINGLE DAY, I still love you guys.

Another note: My blogs are kinda popular, yaaaay. Did you guys really miss me that much? Gosh darn, that makes me happy.

I swear this is the last note: THIS IS A RANT. AN ANGRY ONE AT THAT. Soo…if you don’t feel like watching me go WTF at the planet’s dumbest people than this should probably be the point at which you stop reading.

I’ll start with the one I hate the least among the two.

Twitter…twitter…twitter…tweet, tweet, twitter! So what if the site is named after a cute little noise that cute little chickidies make? That doesn’t make the site cute. ;>_>
I don’t even understand what’s the point of this site. Why does it exist? Do people really care that much about what others “tweet” about? Why the hell would I bother to go on a site and read about what other people are doing with their miserable lives? I don’t give gosh darn diddly about other people, let alone what they are up to. Pssssh. Man. This site sucks but at least it’s not as bad as Bookface.

What? That’s not what’s it’s called? I could’ve sworn…

When Myspace came out, everyone wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Everyone loved Tom, whoever the hell he is. For a time, I saw Myspace on every single cellphone screen imaginable wherever I went. Then when that geek created Facebook, Myspace was suddenly abandoned in favor of this new trend. Now I can’t get on the bus, go the Gamestop, play online without hearing some loser talk about facebook and how cool they are for having one.
Basically, plain and simple, facebook is just a huge ripoff of myspace with some tweaks here and there. But avid facebook-obsessed retards would deny the hell out of it. JUST SAYIN’…
I mean, people die for facebook. Seriously. That information right there just blows my face off.

First off, people post their pictures and schedules on facebook with complete disregard that like everyone else on the planet with a facebook can see everything too. People can memorize your schedule, find you, and kill you, and no one would ever know because it happpened at too perfect of a time. Like that guy who killed people using craigslist. Murderers these days aren’t stupid anymore. They know what the fuck they are doing and people who like to post their lives for the whole world to see just make it waaaay too easy for them.

Second, people contantly post every second of their life on facebook and expect people to care. Who cares if you woke up this morning? I just woke up too, but you don’t see me telling everyone I can possibly tell that I woke up the this morning because they won’t give a shit. You’re going shopping. So what? Why are you posting that? Who cares? You just came back home and now you’re eating something. WHO. THE. FUCK. CARRRRRRES?

Third, there’s apparently a wall or something that people write on in profiles or some crap. Sometimes people on the internet are stupid and they say stupid things. Especially trolls. But some people take what’s said on that wall SOOOOOO SERIOUSLY, that they feel the need to start fist fights and ruin relationships and stuff over facebook he said she said bullshit. Grow the fuck up. It’s the internet. If the person who said something to bother you so much said it over the internet and didn’t have the cojones to come say it in your face, then why the hell bother and waste your time over someone like that? Why get all hot and bothered? Just let it the fuck go. Jesus Almighty. It’s so annoying. My mom and brother both have a facebook page. Which is RIDICULOUS. My brother, I could understand. But my mother? She’s like 45 for Pete’s fucking sake. Why does she need a facebook? She’s too old to be acting like a fucking teen on facebook. Come on now. She denies it but her facebooking is annoying. But it’s even more annoying when they have stupid fights over what was said on facebook. Having an argument over a website. Seriously?

Fourth, sometimes you see annoying girls constantly putting up pictures of themselves posing infront of a mirror. Stop it. That doesn’t make you cute. It makes you annoying. It’s not hard to ask someone to take a good picture for you, you twat. Especially those girls that post pictures of themselves close to nude and SOMEHOW believe that they aren’t telling everyone that they are whores and try to sugar coat everything by saying that they are models or something of that sort. Most of the time, they aren’t even good looking. They look like they’ve been sticking their fingers down their throats and barfing since the age of 5 while simutaniously denying that they have an eating disorder.

Lastly, people are just OBSESSED with this. There was a fucking movie made about facebook. That got voted as one of the best movies of all time. Best movies of all time!! Unbelievable. People’s faces are always glued to their cellphones which are on facebook. I’m ALWAYS hearing on the news about how some bus, train, or car crashed in a spontaneous manner because the driver was too busy texting on facebook to pay attention to the fucking road. Why text while on the road? Don’t you think your life is just a teensey bit more important? Or can’t you wait just until you’re not behind the wheel of a machine that, in the wrong hands, can kill hundreds of people before screeching to a halt? A bus could fall on them and they’d be more worried about their facebook than themselves being crushed to death. EVERY SINGLE organization and news station has a facebook. Yeah, facebook is a social media site, but people have basically forgotten that cellphones were made so that you could CALL people and TALK to them with your human voice rather than use it to internet search all day. And it’s pretty fucking irritating when I’m talking to someone and they think that stupid website is more important than I am. A person, standing infront of them at that moment. Talking. Facebook can wait ’till later, you fucking assholes. D<

Facebook and twitter are annoying. I’m tired of seeing it everywhere. I see it on T.V. At home. When I go online, people talk about their facebook. Oh well, at least they aren’t as annoying as that stupid girl, Justin Bieber. I see her annoying face EVERYWHERE.
…what? She’s actually a boy? MAN, I’m so out of touch with the world today. Not that I’d wanna be in touch with it either. <_<;
Now I’m going on FML.com to read and laugh at the failures of others to feel better.

‘Till next time!

~ Jaz