Cross(Dressing) Days

By the way, one of these girls is actually a guy. Tee hee. Can you guess which one?

I’m going to be sharing my feelings on this spin-off game from the popular hentai series “School Days”. No pictures of underaged, premarrital sexual exploits. You’ll be getting none. Besides, I’ll get banned. I’ll just be talking about how this game made me LOL most of the time.

I wonder if you guys have ever played the first School Days game or have ever seen the anime. I mean, the anime and game are just allllll fucked up. The girls are just a bunch of smuts. It’s crazy. Most of the time you’ll sit there going: “Oh my G-” *Explodes*

Well this game supposedly takes place during the events of the first game and anime. You play as some mousey kid with glasses who discovers that the boyfriend of the girl of his dreams is having an affair with another girl and he sets out to find the truth and expose this dude for who he really is and hopefully win over the heart of the girl he likes so much. Only problem is that he goes a little too far with it, I think. Some scenes and senarios are definately “Holy Jesus Juice” worthy. There’s like a total of 10 endings to this game based on all the different paths you can take. I’ve never played the game, but I’ve seen footage of it and I’ll tell you I just WTF’d all over the place and some scenes, I literally had a seizure.
“Ohsweetjesusinasundayhatwithacigarandsomebitches!”
You can even make it so that the girls do it with eachother.

The main character cross dresses as a girl (hence the name of the game and because it happens during the events of the original) in order to seduce the cheater and get proof that he’s a sleezeball. This is where things get suuuuper wierd. There’s another girl who knows that this guy is crossdressing, but she lets him because she figures he’s doing a good thing. She likes the cross dressing dude, but keeps it a secret. You can choose to continue down this path of him cross dressing. Eventually, you’ll get an ending where the cross dressing dude eventually gets all hot for the sleeze dude and they totally go gay for eachother and they do the business. (NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) while the sleezeball dude is still with that other girl. OR another ending where some boys discover the kid’s secret that he’s actually a guy and they blackmail him into doing sexual favors for them in exchange for keeping his secret. It was more hilarious than shocking. But I guess, in a hentai games, things don’t have to make sense. As long as you get to see people do it. It was just a little awkward watching a bunch of guys basically gang bang another guy while they are fully aware that he’s…well…a guy. I mean, he’s dressed as a girl, but does that make it any better for them? What’s the point? How does that help the person watching this? Rofl.

“Hey Paulie, let’s dress up this mousey kid like a girl even though we are completely and fully aware that he is in fact male, and do very explicit things to him.”

“Yeah Markie, that sounds like a great idea. Let’s pretend that he is female and has female reproductive organs when we clearly see male reproductive organs. Teeheehee.”

“Isn’t it great how we are taking advantage of this poor sexually confused kid and feel very good about ourselves despite being only kids ourselves?”

“Indeed. We’re just some sick japanese high schoolers that are perfectly okay with having orgies with people of the same gender as us.”

(NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT EITHER. Well except the part about taking advantage of and all that.)

That basically sums that ending up.

Of course there are the endings that are canon and that make actual sense. But they are less funny. You even get an ending where the girl that’s with the sleezeball goes batshit and totally flips her stack and starts beating people to death with a crow bar.

It was so funny watching some of the endings. Especially with the cross dressing path. Why was it funny? Mostly because the people who made the game didin’t bother to try and make it have any sense because I guess they figured if people bought this game, all they want to do is see small moe girls getting the innocence beaten out of them and a guy or two getting his junk tossed around like a salad.

I dunno why I watched that stuff. I did it for the lulz (and maybe because I’m so kind of dememnted bitch whos into the whole prons and hentai stuff). If no one has watched the anime, I recommend they do. If they have the stomach for it anyway. No, the anime is hentai free. I mean, there are scenes that imply that the characters are about to have sex, but no one is naked or anything. There are occasional panty shots for you guys too. If anything, you guys would laugh more than taking it seriously because a lot of shit goes down that ordinary high schoolers would never do, even if high schoolers are made up of a vast majority of socially fucked up individuals.
You think to yourself: “Why would they do that? Are they fucking retarded or something?” (no offense to all my special people out there). It makes no sense, but that’s why it’s funny. To me anyway.

Also, if you still couldn’t figure out which one of those girls up top is the cross dresser, it’s the redhead.

Ahaha. I did this because Vusys said Rule 34 and it made me think of this game because of the whole porno graphic thing.

‘Till next time.

~ Jaz