I'm looking ahead, and still looking behind
I fall off my board but get back on my grind
My eyes? Going blind, but i still see the signs
Wait that was a little confusing how about…
I'm yelling sweet nothings, yet somethings are heard
I'm judging everyone else when my judgement is blurred
I'm so high on life but my speech is still slurred
…Yeah that accomplished nothing, let's try:
You're running in circles, i'm running in squares (what?)
I'm grabbing the melons, you're grabbing the pears (that makes no sense)
You're pulling at straws, i'm pulling her hair (…)
WAIT WAIT DON'T PULL IT GIMME ONE MORE CHANCE!
uhh… i can't really think of anything to say
you caught me banging your mom
i understand you wanna shoot me
but i entertained you for a bit with those rhymes
did they cheer you up? (no)
did they make you want to hurt me less (no)
is this going to hurt? (probably)
Well in that case your mom was hot and I regret noth-
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I wish you wrote more often waffle, your poems really do make me smile 😛
LOL, Waffle, that was awesome.
You must make sure to avoid listening to the spurious claims from your guilty conscience.
This sounds like something Eminem would do. <3
That
Was
A
Stroke
Of
Genius
ROFL. EPIC.
<3 =D
I smiled gigantic ^^
NICE.