lol I was watching "Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator" on Youtube when I came up with this.
But in this Maple set story its people who go after Permanoobs, regardless of age (all characters are 19+)
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Kerning City is full of Permanoobs, even though they live in their Panquilia settlement, Permanoobs can be found throughout the city. Not only are they out here, so are the sick predators who go after them. For clarity's sake we'll call them vaikators. Permanoobs label themselves with the Leet language word "vaiko or vaika."
A Permanoob is somebody who has grown up in the secluded Panquila area. They are also referred to as Perma-children. They grow up physically, but still act like kids or hippies throughout their lives. However, more people are becoming neo-noobs (Hikkikomori/ No Education, Employment, Training = neet). Even though the PErmanoob epidemic must be curbed, it is wrong for them, like everyone else, to be targeted by criminals.
For each of 1.4 million Permanoobs living in Kerning City and 7ung Hwang, there are potentially five criminals who may go after them for their own sick purpose. Crimes against Permanoobs have gone up in recent years. While the politically correct mass at City Hall vie to prioritize protection of Permanoobs over everyone else, a new organisation has come together to combat crimes against Permanoobs, not just for them, but for everyone.
Noobators use the Internet, and phone services, as well as public message boards to make contact and solicit Permanoobs for several lewd activities, one being cex.
These crooks may pose or act innocent, they may even want to so much as do an innocent activity with the friendly Permanoobs, but the 750 vigilant members of Pandora's Justice Team see right through them.
We at KLON have joined PJT in their campaign against vaikators, and will show you straight up how they get the job done.
So join us tonight on:
KLON Datelines: To Catch Noobator!
I'm Hicks Ganson, and here we are in Bukit Hills, a city of high rise towers, and apartment buildings, Posan Market, and the Bukit Hills College. This middle class city is 10 miles north of Kerning, and is at the foot of Mount Kankoku. Like so many other areas, it is chosen as a meeting place for Permanoobs and vaikators who met online or exchanged messages at a message board center.
At this house on the outskirts of town, we have set up a trap. The house, a 1 floor bungalow, is rigged with cameras covering every square inch, inside and out.
A PJT team have set up in a room upstairs, and camera men are lying low. A team of police officers from the local police department hide outside but keep an eye on the door.
The suspect pulls up, and walks in, and meets the decoy, who is posing as a Permanoob, or a young boy/girl in case our suspect is a Permanoob himself looking for a young kid. In this series, no such Permanoobs came here.
Our decoy tells the guy to wait in the living room, and I come out to chat with our man. When he leaves, the police are waiting outside the door, and the suspect is taken into custody.
To start off, our decoys are watching the Internet chat rooms or monitoring the phone talk services, striking up conversations with others. To begin luring their suspects, they turn the conversation to Permanoobs, or will ask for an A.S.L. That is short for age, cex, and location. Our decoys tell them that they are between 9 and 16 years of age. Some of the conversations pass without mention of cexual conduct, others warn our "kids" to be careful in the chat rooms.
However, the decoy team get plenty of attention from whackoes who do bring up cex, and instead of ending the conversation when the decoy says their 14, they go on, into depth for a long time. Others talk about doing something thats "mysteriously fun"
The decoy team operates out of a center in Edmonds to the south. There they lure the bad guys and arrange "dates" where the decoys send them to the "sting house"
The PJT use a "voice-matching " system to line up the right decoy with an actor or actress who will pose as a Permanoob at the sting house. The guy shows up, and gets owned in the end. For those who use pics, the decoy herself goes to the sting house.
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Our first guy to take the bait is a 46 year old carpenter named John Wilkins. His Maple ID is Safs1. Wilkins is divorced, and pays monthly child support to his ex-wife who has custody of his two children. Wilkins began talking to our decoys online at a site called Chatzlikecatz.com. He uses the name "McTBone (M)"
The conversation went a little something like this:
M: Baseball is fun, I like it.
D: I played it once.
M: I like your pic. Your aquamarine hair dazzles me. Are you a Permanoob?
D: Yeah, you could say something like that…
M: How old are you?
D: 20
M: Wow, you are over the age of consent, that's amazing. I heard that a lot of Permanoobs engage in ### ever since they were ####. They say its a spiritual thing
D: Yeah, we bond well with free love.
M: That is so amazing. Say, #### ### ### ## #### ### #### me? I'm pretty lonely guy, and would like to meet new friends
D: [i[We'd have to be good friends first, do you have a pic?[/i]
M: *sends explicit pic*
D: wow. I could go for you tee hee
M: Lets meet up
D: Sure come to my house
Wilkins arrives on time, and even pulls into the driveway. From his walk, he seems excited and eager. He also is carrying flowers and his backpack.
Wilkins knocks on the door. A pretty girl opens up.
"Hi, come on in, I've been waiting to meet you,"
"Sure thing, doll. God I love your hair."
"I made it extra sparkly for you."
The decoy leads Wilkins into the kitchen.
"Just wait there, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure thing,"
Hicks Ganson walks into the kitchen. Wilkins looks surprised and is a bit scared.
“Good morning. Take a seat.”
Wilkins sits back down.
“So, what brought you here today?”
“I-I was just coming to say hi to my friend…”
“Are you sure? From your chat log here, you seemed to have planned more than just saying hi.”
“….we were just going to hang out.”
“Right. Well, I’ll take a quote from what you said to this Permanoob last night: @#$% @#$@ ^$## #### %%% @@@ %%%”
Wilkins loses face. He’s speechless.
“….. I…I didn’t type that…”
“Are you sure? Okay, lets go back to the start of the chat log, here you tell her your name, phone number, and even Maple ID. On top of that, here’s a picture of you #####. Do you think this is appropriate?”
“Well…she’s legal age-“
“John, it’s not a matter of your friend being legal age, she’s a Permanoob regardless, a very special, and vulnerable person. All Permnoobs are. Soliciting a Permanoob is the same as going after someone who is mentally ill or has a disability. Somone whom you would have an advantage. Does that sound appropriate to you?”
“Um, what’s a Permanoob?”
“You tell me, John.”
Wilkins rubs his face. “I-I don’t know, I thought-“
“Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. A permanoob is like a child that never really grew up. You know its wrong to have ### with a ####, why would doing so with an adult with the same child like mentality be any different?”
Wilkins sighs. “She brought it up, it was her Idea. I-I’m single, not cheating on nobody, and its been lonely, and she uh-“
*Hicks cuts him off and says
“So, let me guess, you were lulled in by the stir of your hormones when she brought this up?”
Wilkins nods.
“And here it says you praise her and her Permanoob friends for ###### ### #### ######## ### ### # ##### ## ###. It’s legally required of you to report such acts to police even if they were long ago.”
“I-I’m gonna go…”
“Wait wait, hold on a second. I need to tell you something, John. I’m Hicks Ganson from KLON Datelines, and we’re doing a story on guys who try to meet Permanoobs for lewd activity.”
*3 guys with cameras silently walk across the room, focusing on Wilkins and Hicks.*
Wilkins goes bug eyed.
“Wait, wtf is with all the cameras?”
Hicks shrugs, “You’re free to go if u like, I’m not holding you back.”
Face down, Wilkins walks outside.
Several cops are waiting outside and charge at him, guns up.
“Get on the ground! GET ON THE F###ING GROUND!”
3 of them tackle Wilkins to the ground and slap cuffs on him.
“You’re under arrest, asshole.”
“I didn’t do anything, officer.”
The second cop punches him in the face, another officer pulls out a taser and threatens him with it.
“One more word and I’ll zap you. Get in the car, scumbag!”
Wilkins is arrested and taken down to the police station. He tells investigators he had fallen in mad love with the Permanoob he was chatting with.
Wilkins is sitting in an interrogation room. A police officer is sitting across the table from him.
“So, let me get this straight, no matter how wonderful you and that Permanoob thought it would have been, you wanted to have ### with her, am I right? Am I right!”
“…yes, sir. I’m sorry.”
“Oh, you will be, yer going to jail. You’ll get plenty of loving there, I can assure you that right now!”
Wilkins is charged with felonies, including soliciting a disadvantage person for cexual activity, sending harmful materials to a noob, He later pleaded not guilty, but was convicted, and faces six years in jail.
Coming up next: An 18 year old guy solicits a 42 year old Permanoob woman, and comes to her house for a nasty surprise. *shows cops swarming and beating the kid to the ground and stomping him*
But the game goes beyond pursuing the predators. We throw ourselves in the loop with PJT whom spy on conversations between real PErmanoobs and real losers. Coming up, an unsuspecting Permanoob girl is swept aside by the guys in PJT and is replaced by an actress to lure this sad sop of a guy to the waiting cops. See what happens next time on Dateline KBC!
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i get it but at the same time, i dont xDDD LOL 18 year old soliciting a 42 year old woman…y is she not a COUGAR
…BLEH
LOL catch a predator is AWESOME