Randomness of writing workshops

Okay, so I was in a writing workshop and we were required to produce a story by taking a folded piece of paper, write a sentence in between the folds then pass it to the next person who would then add their sentence. Nobody was allowed to discuss and plan a plot so we put together, just randomness 😀
Here's some of the messed up "stories" from this exercise!

The most Random stories from a writing workshop

September Family

My family decided that THIS September, we will…
…move to Italy to start up an animal breeding business. That was my life long dream. So I said…
"I will laugh so hard if North Korea wins the 2010 World Cup!"
The Sun shines from the north side of the sky in South Africa at mid-day.
It was beautiful and from afar we saw a boy|without a life jacker trying to swim in the water. It was totally unsafe. We threw our life jacket into
the helicopter and landed on a skyscraper in downtown. We had to pick up some supplies
because now we had to begin our lives again.

Fluffy the Cat

One day I was sitting at work and couldn't help but look outside and wonder…
what would it be like to go to Iceland in the year 2020 with absolutely no luggage…
There I was with only my socks and hat! So I reached out with both hands, and I grabbed what looked like a heavy carboard box.
Rather it turned out to be a turtle shaped obleisk. The obleisk began to glow and give off a smell. It smelled like death and secrets.
Then the slab…
…of Gouda cheese rolled down the staircases with our cat Fluffy.

Former co-workers

A group of former co-workers arranged to meet on Canada Day at the top of a tree,
we could see the prickly edges of the mythical beast. Curiosity drew us closer until
the frog started to twitch it's leg.

At the moment, Gunther, my Swedish Porter, arrived with a tray of tea. Putting it down, he arranged that it was time for a massage.
He lay me on a bench, whaffed me with birch leaves dipped in lemon water and finally
the door opened and in walked Clint Eastwood…

…all dressed up in halloween costumes we walked around out neighborhood, trying to

touch the tip of my nose with my tongue! It took a while but eventually I did it and turned into a frog, which explains why I asked you to kiss me.

What will we do now?

It was such an enjoyable time. There were amazing sights, smells, the music was wonderful. It was truly a moment not to be forgotten.

Eva and Antarctica

I adore my imagined friend Eva. Today we are skipping our way to our neighborhood school park.
On the way I saw several slaves working in the field. They were harvesting the cotton and singing. The song was in Creole, and it was all about how much they hated
squeezing onto the SkyTrain all damp and sweaty on a rainy day. It was worse than a nightmare. How could this have happened? No time to think, so
I quickly cycled to South Africa. I realized I had been wasting my life not pursuing my dreams of being a professional online videogame currency farmer who works 18 hour days and only makes $7 an hour, so I'll buy free tickets to the Gwat concert in ANTARCTICA!

The Strangers

The strangers cut in line in front of me. Security ended up finding cocaine in their bag. There was a cafuffle and I missed my plane to Tulsa. Why Tulsa? Exactly. I felt like I was going to Alpha Centauri and beyond. Byt by the time I reached Mars, I was running down the stairs to the kitchen.

My mom called to tell me that I was adopted, which made me want to crawl inside a hammock, which I did for a while, then I decided to hitch hike to ANTARCTICA!

But think block is like a nail in the brain. I was shocked when I saw the boy was without winter cloths. We gave clothes to him. We forgot to brush our hair this morning. But still, writer's block is a pain in the butt. That's why I'm taking this course. HELP ME!

Lightning and Ned

Lightning hit the ocean oil slick near the Florida coast igniting miles of oil slick floating on the water, causing a massive outbreak of boils in the maggots. It was disgusting watching the pus flowing out of them. They were breaking everything in sight to scratch themselves; then suddenly, we remember we did not bring our camera to keep our memory while we were here.

We went to the market in the middle of the night. They were selling handmade soap wiwh was from an old druid recipe. If only Joseph had not spent his last loonie, he would have been able to affod the home his family wanted. Pleasing his wife and providing a home for his children, Ned felt a sense of accomplishment. He felt [undicated] for moving them halway accross the country.

Bob the Grasshopper
My pet grasshopper, Bob, and I cycled to South Africa to watch Ronaldo in the World Cup Finals. While we were there, we went to the beach at Maldives last week. We had a nice time. The weather was crazy. It was raining cats and porcupines, so I put on a hat, and cycled to the place where it all began. I knew I should not have eaten that last cookie, because the moment I ate it, I started to
feel wonderful like I was floating off the ground. It was magical. I almost hit my head on the tree, but then I woke up and discovered that it was all a dream

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As we read these out, we were all laughing our asses off. It was great 😀