If you overdose on neo citran, you'll break your brain, so dont do it, even as a joke.

o.0 Uhh… not much really?

*Pfft* Fuck you, I was sick the last two weeks.

*gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot*

#@$@# little douchebag…

It was a bad cold. I pretty much just stayed in my house for 2 weeks straight eating nothing but chicken soup straight out from the can and went through a whole bottle of chewy vitamin C. Im surprise I kicked this cold, I'm ususally sick for 6 weeks.

Uhh I took Cold FX, this oil of oregano crap that some lady at Walmart recommended. I didnt really eat any of it. it said on the bottle 'volatile organic compounds,' and i read online that OoO could fuck up your liver, so I was like 'screw that,'

Ugh, yes i did….i used 2 packets instead of once cause i was fucking pissed off at being sick so I thought it would be better if I had it strong…somehow I got stoned off it.

Yeh, it was. I was playing World of Wacraft then suddenly I got really sleepy, so I logged off and went back to bed, slept for like 10 minutes, then when i got up I was all tipsy, and started giggling to myself, and felt like I was super baked. Then I sat down and I was like with a big smile on my face: "holy shit, I'm fucken RIPPED!" and i started laughing to myself. So I played WOW for a bit stoned as fuck, then I got up and went out. Had to meet some friend. So I waited at the bus stop stoned and going 'WEEEEE' (no, it was just a werird stoned feeling). So i went on a job hunt at Lougheed Mall, handed out resumes here and there, had to pay my phone bill, uhh…shit I lost my phone bill. So I went to the Koodo kisosk and they're like' U owe $60. Oh, sorry we dont take cash or debit. Credit cards only.

I'm like D:( "Why u people have to be so useless!"
actually I didnt say that. So I walked all the way up to Money Mart and put $60 on my prepaid Visa, then came back to the mall, and waited in line. The lady in front of me had the same credit card as I did, and the lady behind the counter's like "Oh, we don't take prepaid cards."

The lady started arguing back, and at the same time, another Koodo Mobile person came to me and said she'd ring in my payment. Just as the other koodo person was telling this lady her credit card was denied, the one dealing with me ran the card through and I paid off my phone bill. I walked away with a big smile on my face thinking 'WIN'

Then I called Mike and he said he was working and suggested I go to PetCetera and see his gf (and my friend) Ruby. So I walked 2 miles down the road…to the wrong pet store and spent like an hour staring at this big fat ass fish that just lumbered through the water in this giant fish tank. I swear this fat fucker was bigger than the 2 sharks chilling in there with him, and he looks at you like this:

only the one i stared at 4 an hour was a lot bigger and uglier.

So then I made my way back up to PetCetera, and then my brain started to hurt alot. It started as a faint headache and by the time I got to PetCetera, it felt like someone just stabbed a big cleaver into it. I chilled with Ruby, gave the cashier my resume. Ruby was bored so I just pretended to be a customer asking about random catfood, and then she went home and I waited at the bus stop, and my BRAIN FELT LIKE IT WAS GOING TO EXPLODE! It was like

*makes assraped sort of face but its a killer headache face* "OW MY BRAIN IT HURTS!@!!!!@#!#@"

F!@# neo citran was like 50% sugar mixed with some other crap that neo citran's made out of, and whatever that stuff was, it put all the sugar right in the center of my brain! it literally coated each nerve with sugar, and I was about to cry. Then right when the bus comes, my friend L calls me and she's like "Can you bring me a pack of smokes? My cat's sick and I don't want to leave him on his own."

Ok, dont bash my friend, she's a really unique and kind person. She hurt her knee at work, and is unable to walk without crutches, she has possibly permanent damage in her knee, and she has to wait a long-ass time to see a specialist. BC healthcare is on its way from bad to worse…
So anyway, now about her cat- L loves her cat very much, and yes, she knows he is a cat, and she has a really strong bond with him. So anyways, he's sick, and she's worried. Now she is at home most of the time 'cause she can't walk and even if she goes out on crutches, it agitates her knee and she said it hurts like hell.

So I didnt wanna be an asshole, and deny her a needed pack of smokes. I forced myself to realize that a need for smokes combined with pain from a really bad knee's suck, even worse than my 'сitran induced headache, so I missed my bus, bought a pack of smokes, and took the bus to her house and gave it to her. I was selfish enough to ask for a ride from her neighbour whom I helped move a 500Kg treadmill that is literally 2milimeters from not fitting through a doorway, even if turned sideways. (we had to take out all the doors to get the damn thing out of her house and outside where she waited a month for someone to pick it up.)
And she said she'd give me a ride home that day but I ended up taking the bus. So this day when I went over with my killer headache, I got selfish and called in that free ride home. I was like this on the phone

"I'll get you a pack of smokes…only if your neighbor will take me home. my brain is about to explode and i am not waiting for a whole hour for the bus!"

So i got her the smokes, she paid me back, and was shocked and almost pissed at me when i told her i got stoned off neo citran (getting high part was unintended) and now my head hurt like hell.
So I got a ride home and went straight to bed and didnt move for like 3 hours while my brain pounded like @!@##er. Eventually it wore off and i was fine again. I hate neo citran with a passion now. My buddy Mike recommended I just buy some Nyquil, and then when I asked L about it she's like "NO DONT DO IT! ITS ALL SUGAR!"
so I looked at the label for nonmedical ingredients on the bottle and saw the first (and most common) one: "SUGAR"

!@#@%$#@fuckjionweq32222432414124134234 sugar…"'

I hate sugar because it makes me feel really tired and/or depressed, and gives me headaches. After the Neo Citran brainfuck headache, I was like NYET. I'm not taking anything loaded with sugar.

LOL my buddy Mike said when he's sick he makes this 'goon juice' thats medicines mixed with applejuice. He's like "Take that, and you will sleep for two days and you will wake up perfectly fine. It just makes you…disappear for 2 days and no one notices you're gone. Then I wake up, I'm like, 'All better! ^^"

I thought about it but then all the sugar from the stuff, and growing up drug free I figured that would have got me ripped and that would not have gone well. So i decided NOT to make goon juice. (He calls it goon juice cause the stuff makes you like a zombie)

No, i am NOt telling you the ingredients. it' be like: "Police investigation into the death of a young person whose name is witheld, who died from a drug overdose after producing a concotion of cough syrups from a recipe on the website VuTales.com. Police identified the suspect who posted the recipe in a rant blog where he complained about a Neo Citran overdose. He is being charged with criminal negligence causing bodily harm and death. The suspect will be facing charges in Kerning City criminal court on Monday. The website itself has come under intense scrutiny by authorities and is suspected by anti-drug groups to be a secret meth recipe exchange center on the internet. The website's founder, Vusys had this to say:

BBC "Well, yes, but someone has died here-"
V "Because that guy was an idiot!"

*likely scenario ends*

so…yeah…

Umm, I pretty much ate a monster load of vitamin C, 2 big bags of oranges, and a buttload of chicken soup-

Looking up "Clingy" on Urban Dictionary.

Meh. Bored.

*blows guy's head off with shotgun*

Guns. Real American anger management.

My rogue is completely useless after the patch, and some guy has spent the last 2 weeks camping my warlock and ganking me when i log in. I swear this guy wrote is own addon designed to track only my warlock when i go online. I…didnt even do anything to provoke this guy…

Trade Chat…ALLIANCE trade chat…its pretty much the 4chan of world of warcraft. You know what you don't you just get the hell out of here, right now?!

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ok im done my rant. btw it was all comedy. And I ate a whole tree of broccoli while I wrote this….wtf…am I high or something from BROCCOLI? and all I did was EAT it, like you're SUPPOSED to….o right it must be the pesticide- i forgot to rinse it before I ate it.

JUST KIDDING FOLKS!!!!

L is NOT to be confused with 'L' from death note
Hope you don't mind, Vusys, but u came up in my rant and i just had to go with it . BTW, I was just trying to be funny with this. I had a really bad day today and writing about this was the only good way to cheer me up 😛