WEIRD dreams, man…

Wow, I’ve been gone for like, 6+ months, probably just because a lot of stuff happened in school and out of school. Last night i had probably one of the most f***ed up dreams in years, and i’d thought i’d share it while its hot off the brain.

Dream of Kei [i]
(for lack of a better title) (and i’m gonna use Inception terms)

Ok I would assume this dream was 5+ merged into one, probably because the REM sleep cycle (huge data storm in the brain that causes dreams) switches on and off repeatedly.

It starts…i’m at this market and a tourguide lady is talking about the food stands and shops at Lonsdale Key and she’s saying “Ok down there is all the white shops and over to the left are all the immigrant ethnic shops”
and typically i am like ‘WTF…’

Then I get a phone call from my mom saying that someone i knew in high school is really sick and is at the hospital, Later i am at someone’s house and there’s a large stack of canned food, and people are telling me she got sick from food poisoning because she ate food from a busted soup can. As you all know, a breach in the metal of a can contaminates the contents and can result in botulism, a deadly pathogen that grows in food cans.

On the way to the hospital I stop at my mom’s house and she makes me babysit this weird little girl (I can’t remember much from this scene) ad I am telling people i hate iPods and anything to do with iTunes. Then my mom tells me Kei (the girl with food poisoning) is gonna be living there too.

So I make it to the hospital and there she is. The doctors and nurses were about to release her after have been there for a week, and she looked completely different than in real life, and she was acting kind of loopy and weird as if she was on drugs and then the nurse tells me the food poisoning screwed up her brain.

Later she’s living at my mom’s house and I am showing her music on my mp3 player and i am trying to say sorry for ditching her as a friend back in high school. I show her pictures of my other friends etc etc. A lot of the time she was just sitting curled up with her knees on her chin sometimes rocking back and forth on the couch in the living room or in her bedroom.
Even in a dream it pained me to see her like this and I felt like it was all my fault, all because of some shit back in high school.

From here it gets really weird, i mean really Ф0KT UP.

I’m reading some book about mythology and myth creatures and beings and some philosophical crap about hell and then I’m suddenly warped from the dream’s reality to [indescribable location] and this guy who’s like a demigod or a videogame boss sees me and summons these goat-baby creatures that looked like jumping goats with huge horns but with the face of a human baby; and 4 of them came at me, grabbed me and brought me up this road to where the demo-wtf is (looked like a cross between the fawn from Narnia, Sephiroth but with 2 wings, and a blood elf).

He starts talking to me about Kei and that she wasn’t messed up from food poisoning, she was burning in hell and then sent back to RL and went back and forth between places when she slept, and then he mentions about how we were in high school and that she wound up like this all because i stopped talking to her.

So I am sent to another demi-god’s place but this time he’s sitting on a giant bed, and there’s a huge mess of giant food plates, buildings, tress (growing on blankets + bed sheets WTF???)
with Фocked up looking furry animals jumping around, and this being (looked about the same as the first one),

tells me he can re-connect me and Kei, and he throws a beam of magic at me and i A), got visions of her burning in fires, roasting alive or being slice, tortured and ***ed by demons (this part of the dream was animated) or B), i was actually there being roasted etc. and she was being tortured among thousands of creatures who lived in the past, including dinosaurs.

Then the dream went into movie mode where it showed me passed out and shaking on the ground and the demigod dude was instructing his minions to use a taser or electric paddles to revive me and bring me back. Then I am back and he’s asking me how’d it go. Looking back on it i would have shouted “F*** YOU BUDDY!”

Then it ends in the most ridiculous way: I am somehow transferred onto a pirate ship and it’s a Pirates of the Caribbean scene but with prisoners exchanged between Jack Sparrow’s ship and Commadore Norrington, and I am sent across in a lifeboat to Norrington’s ship as part of the exchange (I think i was being sent back to the real world. All I got out of this before I woke up was that I was supposed to be with Kei and take care of her for life…?

Jack Sparrow (he was dressed more like Captain Hook from Peter Pan) and he’s like “Good day Commodore, and Norrington’s like “Dispense with the pleasantries, you scumbag”

At the same time, the two were standing on two boats joined together exchanging mail….

So I woke up thinking WHAT THE Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- and i felt guilty about what happened in high school.

WTF happened in high school?
Nothing major anyways. Kei and I were friends, then in grade 11 I asked her out and she said no and talked about how good her bf was even though he lives in Hawaii. so I stopped talking to her (mainly just to get a power trip because having so many people power tripping against me i wanted to see how it felt to be on a power trip and i took it out on a good friend and I still feel guilty about it.

I tried to find her on Facebook, then looked her up on Google and found on an SFU archive that she graduated with a major in psychology. So unlike the projection in the dream, the real Kei is doing well apparently.

I’d like to at least apologize to her and explain why i acted like such a douche, if we can’t be friends again.