Family History

I was talking to Painsalot about one thing, and then it went to another. Well anyways. Read the whole thing if you want. It's quite crazy. And no, not a prank; it's April 3rd.

      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*Do you guys still Mabinogi?
*I took a break from it
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*I did too
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*Yeyyy
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Why did your country take our land?
*Freaking french homework…
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*LUL
*Canadians
*rololol
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Shaddup
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*Then the British took it
*with their tea
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Errr
*Also
*War of 1812.
*You
*"American dream"
*This is the American dream:
*All of North America should belong to USA.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*wat
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*WTF.
*That's what it was.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*NO
*Canada
*was
*erm
*awesome
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Yo
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*notice how I used was
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*You tried to invade us
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*LOL JK
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*At Niagara Falls
*BUT
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*WE PREVAILED
*HAHAHA
*OWNED
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*>O
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Yo
*Dude
*I found out my family story.
*It's craaaaaaaaaaazy.
*Okay.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*O:
*Tell meh
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*My great-grandmother from my mom's side was really really really really really really really really *gasp* really really really really rich.
*This is because of two things:
*She married a guy who was in charge of this province in China
*Assume Governor in your case
*AND
*Your father
*Came to USA
*And got a lot of money helping with building or something
*But
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*wut
*Mine?
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Typo. I mean her father.
*Anyways.
*Something happened to my Great-grandmother
*Err
*You know
*How they have skeletons to build homes?
*They use bamboo in China (srsly)
*Anyways
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*LAWL
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*One of those fell
*And hit my great-grandmother
*HEAD ON.
*HEAD ON.
*HEAD ON.
*They said
*"u wil die"
*But
*But
*Christians came and were leik
*OOO GOD WEEL SEV U
*And
*She didn't die.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*lulul
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Hence my life.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*LOL
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Anyways.
*So
*Because of this though
*Those stupid curse old women said
*"ooooh u r curzed so u kannot b neer big watah"
*So
*They ended up never joining her father in USA.
*But her father felt guilty about this
*Because the wife told him to find a new wife
*So he sent money.
*Loads of money.
*LOADS OF MONEY.
*DUDE
*DO YOU KNOW
*HOW CRAP CHINA WAS COMPARED TO USA?
*LOADS.
*LOADS OF MONEY
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*ONE BILLION?
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*MAYBE 5 CENTS BACK THEN TO USA
*BUT
*FREAKING
*FORTUNE TO CHINESE PEOPLE
*Anyways.
*Then
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*lul
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*My Great-grandmother
*Wasn't very educated
*But she had a crapload of money
*So she thought
*"Where can I blow the most money?"
*And then
*BAM
*PROPERTY!
*So she bought lots of property.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*I thought she wasn't well-educated
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*One of them was about as big as a mall.
*She wasn't.
*It was pure luck.
*But anyways…
*Then
*Stupid communist government came and go leik
*"i leik land u giv me? ok."
*So they took it.
*HOWEVER.
*My great-grandmother's husband AKA great-grandfather
*Went like
*OBJECTION!
*I don't like this conflict
*So he left before Communist made the list "this r bad guy this r good guy"
*He was like
*Those neutral guys
*Well
*More like
*Lawful good.
*He won't help either side because they were both kinda bad
*One was like
*"keel teh communist children"
*Other was like
*"keel teh democratic guyz"
*So…
*He left before the Communist made that blacklist.
*So
*Now
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*My granduncles (Their children)
*Are trying to get this land back
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*This IS crazay
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Because technically
*They aren't allowed
*Aren't
*Supposed to have this land
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*Because my great-grandfather left
*Before they made the list.
*But they are trying to find ways to keep the land.
*"SRRY I WE ALREADY BUILT A MILITARY BASE HERE"
*But yeah, they used that land for army stuff.
*………………..
*Yah.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*Yah
*o:
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*crezy.
      Oliver/SirPainsalot*help     says:
*ino
Arladerus/Kevin says:
*I should post this on VuTales.