MICHAEL PHELPS

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Today is September 1, 2010. It's 11:50 PM right now. I'm going to go to bed soon, and will wake up at 6 AM tomorrow to leave. I am currently in Williamsburg, Virginia staying at a resort. Since 9, I have been waiting for my brother to finish and get off of the laptop so I could go on. My first instinct was to log onto MSN Messenger. As soon as I come on, I message a girl. I then unblock VuTales chat, only to discover Wayne declaring that:

1. He just took a shower but he still smells like sweat
2. He's going to shave.

So the natural question that Pirkid and I asked was… "Where?" The answer was too funny. DRUMROLL, PLEASE…

TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA…

HIS ARMPITS!

So naturally, my response to this was something along the lines of:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
R U SRS?!??!?
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARE YOU A WOMAN??? SRSLY
I MEAN COME ON

Then came to my mind was the only other person with shaved armpits that people cared about… MICHAEL PHELPS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

10 Comments

DarkDragoon 2 September 2010 Reply

What is this? I don’t even…THE GLORY

FireLeo86 2 September 2010 Reply

Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.

David 2 September 2010 Reply

The reason he does that is probably to become more angular.

haha.

angular.

like a fish

get it?

-_____-

Dustin 2 September 2010 Reply

I shave because I have sweat problems and the more skin you cover with the deodorant the better it works in its attempt to prevent sweating.

Jerk and if you have the body to rock it, it’s fine.

(Kidding about the jerk thing)

dee32693 3 September 2010 Reply

wow dervd. nice pic =__=;;

anyhoo, lolwut?

Pirkid 3 September 2010 Reply

test

David 3 September 2010 Reply
Pirkid said: test

y u change your avatar :<

Rep 11 September 2010 Reply
FireLeo86 said: Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.

That would be me.

And are you fucking retarded? Have you never seen a man shave his pits?

Arladerus 11 September 2010 Reply

Hey, if you’re gonna shave your armpits, go all the way. That includes arms, leg and your pubes. Yeah that’s right, feel the burn.

David 11 September 2010 Reply
Rep said:

FireLeo86 said: Who is this other person named Wayne? I demand this.

That would be me.

And are you fucking retarded? Have you never seen a man shave his pits?

loooooooooooooooool finally came out of lurk mode just to comment on this irrelevant blog written 2 weeks ago. rofllllcopterrrrrz

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