I play Halo.

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So, as my first blog, I would like it to be in territory in which I am (still somewhat un) familiar with.

Anyway, don't you find it unusual when someone is talking about something perverted or quite frankly out of the ordinary over the mike in matchmaking? For instance, I was playing a game of squad battle team slayer on Rat's Nest when suddenly this pair on my team were taking about showing their unmentionables to their roommates while playing Halo 3. It's just really, well, creepy, to tell you the truth. Aside from Cortana, there's really nothing remotely perverted about Halo 3 (and for those who do like Cortana that way… well, consider a therapist). It's just a random act by some wannabe men or something. And we ended up losing anyway.

I've learned to appreciate the complexity (and simplicity) of the spartan laser, which takes a bit of skill and aiming to use effectively (and, when I got the game an eternity ago, you could say that non-moving targets were the only thing I could hit with it). With the sniper rifle, I've been improving with it, but I used to stay away from the laser as best as I could. But then came Valhalla Heavy. Another squad battle game (team slayer again, sheesh, people really hate CTF and the other objective game types), the bases each spawned a wraith, a scorpion tank, and a laser and sniper to boot. Me, being a rather cowardly fella who understands the fact that the word "frontal" is often associated with the word "suicidal" in a heavy game. So, I took the laser (and rifle, and maybe the plasma pistol to wreak havoc on vehicles) and got the hang of lasering enemies foolish enough to stand on the center hill area. And besides, if I wasn't shooting at them, they were lasering back. And so, I mastered (to a basic extent) how to use the spartan laser as a weapon efficiently (that is, at least a few kills).

Well, it's been a while since I poured my heart out on this site's inhabitants.

14 Comments

Nass 4 April 2009 Reply

Wait until you start raping with shotgun+ Assault Rifle.

Pirkid 4 April 2009 Reply

Welcome? It’s always nice to see a fellow mikespeak creeped-out buddy.

DarkDragoon 4 April 2009 Reply

Lol
SWAT is where real men play ;3
Ive been training my no scope sniping with SWAT snipers lol
so much fun, just today i rode a nade explosion to get a floating no scope, now that’s beast
xD
Well add my Gamertag foo: Dakchee

darkness 4 April 2009 Reply

SWAT ruins the whole “having shields” part of the game. I kinda like that part because it adds a layer of strategy in combat.
And I still love the scorpion. Ripped up 10 people before they actually got to me.
Well, I’ll get over the creepy pedo-prepubescent kids eventually.

DarkDragoon 4 April 2009 Reply

Well Shields are basically just a health bar…just rechargeable…and get really annoying if i go in with my pistol runs…
Yeah anyways Scorpions are too cheap I survived 3 lasers in one before xo

Arladerus 4 April 2009 Reply

Noob combo please. Plasma Pistol + Battle Rifle.

But personally, I can own with every gun. I’m probably the best at Halo in my school. Probably best at Guitar Hero too. =D

Dest1 4 April 2009 Reply

I prefer all the noob weapons. Rockets and shotguns!

Nass 4 April 2009 Reply
Dest1 said: I prefer all the noob weapons. Rockets and shotguns!

I think you mean Rockets and Energy Sword. If you keep the ammo up, you can really ‘pwn’

Dest1 4 April 2009 Reply

Shotties are also considered nub weapons…

Nass 4 April 2009 Reply

No wai.

DarkDragoon 4 April 2009 Reply

Lol
I’m like 4th best in my school xD
First 2 are Generals the other one is well should be one but screwed up his account earlier…I can hold up in SWAT with them tho 😀

darkness 4 April 2009 Reply

Shotguns are technically better than swords in a frontal assault. Every other side, sword will outkill the shotgun.

Arladerus 4 April 2009 Reply

I prefer shotgun over the Energy Sword. I usually win. I kill before they hit me.

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