tfw everyone’s still alive and well and i’m just jerking it

Does anyone even use tags properly instead of just using it as a subtitle? No? Just me? Meh.

I mean, pretty self explanatory title. Everyone’s doing their thing, school, work, whatever.

Me? Well I guess I’ll ramble a bit but uhh… I’ve done…

Literally nothing. Nada. Taking the longest vacation ever after graduating. That whole bout with the court system opened my eyes to how the government is always watching.

Shit’s fucking S C A R Y.

Part 1 – Where I ramble about 2016

I mean by the time anyone reads this it’ll be 2017, but DAE 2016 a shitty year? lel. tfw princess leia died literally after xmas. We started with Harambe and now we’re here. feelsbadman.

And now someone who bragged about grabbing women by the vagina is gonna be POTUS.

And the European Union is on the verge of imploding with GB withdrawing.

Temperatures are at an all time high even after El Nino weather patterns predicted we should be going for way lower temperatures.

But hey, at least we got the dankest of memes this year amirite? All these new subreddits dedicated to dank maymays.

/r/wholesomememes/
/r/rarepuppers
/r/MemeEconomy/
/r/dankmemes/
/r/me_irl

and ofc

/r/The_Donald

You gotta hand it to 4chan and the Russian memers and those Macedonian kids that wrote all those fake news articles that got millions of clicks on Facebook about Clinton pedophilia rings and all those crazy assassinations they ordered to keep their privacy.

But at the end of the day, she lost because of literally e-mails that she kept on a private server instead of government ones.

tfw u lose POTUS to an orangutan b/c of e-mails

On the bright side this bears pretty good news for China – a for profit business driven United States with a President that wants to repeal the TPP is really good news for Chinese forecasts, or if you’re any country on a continent that doesn’t contain America or Europe in their name. Hooray us!

Year of the Rooster next year btw, my lucky year! Anyone born in 1993 gets 2x bonus luck this year too if u go see ur local buddhist monk and get his blessing. Ofc requires 6 easy payments of $999.99 but worth it.

Part 2 – Where I ramble about my holidays

Uhh well I’m smack middle in Texas, in Austin again. Austin’s kind of weird, that’s kind of the city’s unofficial motto, to keep Austin weird, and whilst it’s true, it really doesn’t take much to find the “true” Texas lingering on the fringes of the city. So far we went to the shooting range, an outlet mall, and there are sooooooooooooooooooooooo many rednecks.

Like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many.

Like this many: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

but like take that and multiply it by ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

and then add a bunch of 0s

yeah. THAT MANY.

here’s me at pew pew range:

Forgot the name of the pistol, rifle is just a standard AR 15.

can officially say I too, am part of the redneck community.

kappa.

Anyway, if you stay inside Austin you see way more weird punk tech-y people that sorta feel out of place, like they belong in Palo Alto or some shit.

Dunno.

Going to San Antonio next, apparently they have a section of the city built on canals, kinda like Venice, but shittier(?)

Part 3 – Where I ramble about games

uhh

I mean

who the fuck even plays games anymore lmao we’re all adults here.

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding.

I’ve played quite a bit of crap on the PC, and by that I literally mean crap – lame f2p titles like league, hearthstone, shitty mobile apps, and whatever froggy finds that has a free weekend. Out of ALL of these titles, the only one that I can still remember is The Division, which was very fun. It was like Diablo meets standard Ubisoft shooter and u do dungeons, get loot, upgrade gear. Very nice progression and fun combat system – but unfortunately it was quite expensive and the matchmaking was pretty bad if you played solo.

On the console I played a lot more, because of the way all the Triple AAA titles were released at the same time. Watch Dogs 2, Battlefield 1, CoD: IW, FFXV, and even picked up FC Primal, the two games I put in substantial amount of hours on were FF and Watchdogs, Watch dogs because it was way better than the first one, and FF because well, it’s FF and it’s a huge world and you can fight a bunch of weird ass stuff and it all feels very fun until you actually play the story missions and they’re borderline cancer.

Stuff I’m looking forward to playing is Pokemon Sun and Moon on the Switch that should be coming out next year, it felt too laggy on the old 3ds and I wasn’t about to splurge for a new model when it literally has 1 exclusive which is literally a port and the Switch coming out next year. Titles on the PS4 would have to be the next Red Dead Redemption, Horizon Zero Dawn, Gravity Rush 2, Nier Automata, Ghost Recon Wildlands, PERSONA 5.

Part 4 – Where I conclude this ramble

Yeah, that’s about it from me. As you can see, I am literally one of the least productive individuals at the moment. I’m just having too much fun to be able to do anything productive. But I’m running out of money so unfortunately I’m gonna have to get an actual job to support my family.