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  • #3599
    Joaco
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    >what do elephants eat?
    >>what?
    >I just had a dream about having a pet elephant, but I didn’t know how to feed him. I need to know just in case I dream about him again
    >>oh, ok. I think water and plants will do it

    #23512
    darkness
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    What kind of plants? And what kind of elephant is it? Where is this elephant habituated?

    That’s my 3 AM conversation to myself. Forever alone.

    #23514
    Pirkid
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    Don’t they eat peanuts?

    #23515
    greenelf
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    I’m pretty sure they’re carnivorous

    #23516
    AznRiceFan
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    You guys obviously need to go out into nature more and be one with the elephants. They drink Earl Grey tea and eat spotted dick.

    #23517
    Dustin
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    They’re herbivorous ungulates. They’re nonruminant so you’ll need to be real careful about not giving them enough. Their cellulose breakdown is pretty inefficient. I’d recommend a good few hundred pounds of feed. If you want an in-depth nutritional plan, I’d recommend googling a race horse’s recommended diet and amplify it by a good amount.

    I wonder if their digestive system is ass-backwards like the horse’s…

    I’ma google this.

    #23518
    DarkDragoon
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    Dustin said:
    I wonder if their digestive system is ass-backwards

    So you’re wondering if they ingest through their anus and defecate through their mouths?
    Disgusting

    #23519
    MasterCheeze
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    YOU GUYS ARE ALL ELEPHANT NERDS

    #23520
    darkness
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    MasterCheeze said: YOU GUYS ARE ALL ELEPHANT NERDS

    But… but… YOU’RE A CHEESEHEAD!

    FEED THE CHEESEHEAD TO THE ELEPHANT! FEED IT ALL THE CHEESEHEADS!

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