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    Joaco
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    I don’t know how to tell you this, but Vusys represents the most recent incarnation of the unique 20th-century phenomenon known as “unrealistic ethnocentrism”. Here’s a quick review: Some people believe that one day Vusys’s stooges will place a high value on honor and self-respect while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that Vusys should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can’t do everything he wants every time he wants to.

    Vusys insists that I and others who think he’s a wishy-washy, hateful champion of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people’s karmic energy. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, Vusys has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by fomenting malevolent forms of political tyranny. All he’s increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego.

    After being called an oppressive schmuck a hundred times or so by Vusys and his serfs, I have reached the conclusion that if Vusys’s antics get any more insidious, I expect they’ll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. He should clarify his point so people like you and me can tell what the heck he’s talking about. Without clarification, his Ponzi schemes sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don’t really seem to make any sense. We must take personal action and expose all of Vusys’s filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. By “we”, I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize. The more we give Vusys, the more he wants. Vusys will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if he didn’t, you might come to realize that we are at war. Don’t think we’re not just because you’re not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We’re at war with Vusys’s warped shenanigans. We’re at war with his oligophrenic mottos. And we’re at war with his sneaky put-downs. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that I want to warn the public against those bleeding-heart conspiracy theorists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my resume because Vusys will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And he does scare me: His slogans are scary, his beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are scary, and most of all, I’ll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness he is mongering. We need to disseminate as widely as possible all of the information we have regarding his biased remonstrations. Let me close by reminding you that Vusys’s jeremiads are way off base.

    #23421
    DarkDragoon
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    When did Vusys publish a jeremiad? I would love to see one, he’s soooooooooo amazing

    #23422
    greenelf
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    #23423
    Lithium
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    #23424
    AznRiceFan
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    I’ve been in academia too long. That makes too much sense to me.

    #23425
    darkness
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    You sure you’re not talking about Mitt Romney?

    #23426
    Joaco
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    #23427
    greenelf
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    #23428
    Dest1
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    Been there, done that.

    #23431
    tarheel91
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    This is the fifth time such things have shown up on MMOTales/VuTales.

    #23432
    Joaco
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    #23433
    greenelf
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    #23434
    AznRiceFan
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    #23435
    FunnyFroggy
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    #23436
    Dest1
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    whatisthisidonteven

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