A-Z of Shit Music

[Vusys]

Only up to R right now. Hope the guy uploads the rest, this is one of the best radio shows I’ve heard in a long time. My personal favourite reviews here are Nickelback and Ke$ha. Utter crap the both of them. Mixed on Owl City, I know lyrics are kak and I know the sound is ripped from The Postal Service, but still – plenty of sounds have kak lyrics and plently of genres sound very similar.

A – Alien Ant Farm
B – Blessed Union of Souls
C – Crazy Town
D – Dido
E – Evanescence
F – Five For Fighting
G – Goo Goo Dolls
H – Hinder
I – Insane Clown Posse
J – Ja Rule
K – Ke$ha
L – Limp Bizkit
M – Maroon 5
N – Nickelback
O – Owl City
P – Papa Roach
Q – Quindon Tarver
R – Rogue Traders

[Dest1]

I’m meh on Owl City.
Alien Ant Farm is a one hit wonder (and that was a remake of a classic song)
Ke$ha = wtfEWWWW
Nickelback…sucks.
Maroon 5, the guys voice is annoying.
I don’t like ICP.
Dido…sounds familiar. IDK.
Ja Rule. Only thing I remember about him is his raps where he goes “WHAAAAAAAAAT’
Limp Bizkit, nu metal? meh. idc.
Papa Roach is also a meh.
Evanescence is washed up, no one cares.
Goo Goo Dolls? I always get their name mixed up with Foo Fighters.

[Nass]

[tarheel91]

They’re funny, but in some of those, they’re stretching it. Maroon 5 isn’t shit. They’re not genius, but they’re got one of the most unique sounds in pop today (notice I said pop and not music in general). They pick out a couple songs with parts that sound boring without the context and basically go on for five minutes about some random aside (Maroon 5 and dinner parties?).

Funny and generally sound with most of their picks, but they’re reaching on a few.

[Gujju]

Yah, I have to disagree about Maroon 5 too.

Sunday Morning <3

[DarkDragoon]

Oi! Frankly, I enjoyed listening to ICP.

[Pirkid]

Maroon 5 is alright.

Dest, you probably remember Dido from Eminem’s Stan.

Papa Roach? God, ew.

Owl City, I give credit, because it’s one fricking guy.

[Vusys]

I’d replace M with Metro Station.

[snowhamster]

I think Evanescence, Papa Roach, and MAYBE Goo Goo Dolls used to be pretty decent.

All the others on the lists either suck or I’ve never heard of them 🙂

[Nass]

i’d change ke$ha to Kanye West

[tarheel91]

Pirkid said: Maroon 5 is alright.

Dest, you probably remember Dido from Eminem’s Stan.

Papa Roach? God, ew.

Owl City, I give credit, because it’s one fricking guy.

This is a pet peeve of mine. Most bands have one member who makes the music. Sometime a couple will collaborate or one will write the music and another the lyrics. When all of your music is electronic, how is a one man band so impressive? Ronald Jenkees blows Owl City away in that regard, and anyone can autotune their voice into going with the song. Then there are people like Reggie Watts who actually are a one man band.

Ronald Jenkees

Reggie Watts

LOTS OF NSFW LANGUAGE

[David]

Neither of them make catchy music though. Fireflies was catchy, and even if it sucks, it’s mainstream, and that’s what counts these days in terms of generating revenue.

[Nass]

LIGHTS is so beasties at electronic music amirite?

[Gujju]

LIGHTS is my lesbian fantasy

[Nass]

As much as I have to stay loyal to Connie untl we finally get married, I think I’d hook up with LIGHTS at my bachelor party…(hosted by the fine gentlemen of VuTales)

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