Epic Poem

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  • #2897
    FunnyFroggy
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    Srsly.

    Now this is a story all about how
    My scouter said power level’s over nine thou
    And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right,it’ll be the bomb
    I’ll tell you how I became a meme on ebaums .
    On planet Vegeta, born and raised
    On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days
    Crashin’ and bashin’ and killin’ all cool
    And shootin’ my energy beams at some Tuffel fools
    When Frieza and his goons they were up to no good
    And he blew up our moon ‘cause he was scared
    Started conquering in my neighborhood
    And said “You gonna work for me, or yo’ ass gonna be dead.”
    I got shot down to Earth and when I came near
    The scouter said nine with three zeroes on the end
    If anything I’d say this power level’s rare
    But I thought “Aw, screw it. Kakarot, you’re dead!”
    I looked up at the moon and went all ape
    And he cut off my tail and said “Go home, smell ya later.”
    Next time I was online, saw I was already there Posted all over the buams, I was meme of the year.

    #12044
    Nass
    Participant

    Win.

    #12054
    Aaron
    Participant

    Lose?

    #12058
    Quang
    Participant

    Did you write that?

    #12064
    FunnyFroggy
    Participant

    No.

    #12104
    snowhamster
    Participant

    Fail.

    #12101
    Quang
    Participant

    You fail froggy.

    #12087
    Nass
    Participant

    Wow.

    #12118
    Zhlink
    Participant

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    All of my base
    Are belong to you.

    : D

    #12120
    Lithium
    Participant

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some poems rhyme,
    Others do not.

    #12242
    David
    Participant
    Lithium said: Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some poems rhyme,
    Others do not.

    Aww, that was so sweet.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Roses have pricks,
    But you are a d-
    //
    Violets have d-

    Wait.

    ._.

    #12243
    snowhamster
    Participant

    David.
    Ew, man.
    Ew.

    #12244
    David
    Participant

    HAY. I just made that up to go with the flow.

    But now I know you have a dirty mind,

    for do you know what’s the rest?

    Sigh.

    No?

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Roses have pricks,
    Violets have devil’s sticks.

    #12253
    snowhamster
    Participant

    No they don’t.
    Bitch.

    #12255
    Pirkid
    Participant

    Devil sticks?
    Discosticks are not work of the devil, my friend

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