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FunnyFroggy said:Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dear, I love you.
You: I missed you so much.
Stranger: I love you too, sweetie
Stranger: me too! where were you all this time?
You: I can’t think of living without you.
Stranger: I was waiting
Stranger: So.. come back to me
You: Great. I’ve been waiting a logn time to say this.
You: Will you marry me? 🙂
Stranger: I will if you are a guy
You: I am
Stranger: Vegas?
You: Yes
Stranger: let’s do it
You: Alright!
You: I’ll pick you up tomorrow. Pack up your bags.
You: I love you, honey!
Stranger: Ok!
Stranger: I’ll get the wedding dress there
You: Okay.
Stranger: and something borrowed, something used, something new
Stranger: for good luck
Stranger: but we don’t need it
Stranger: we love each other
You: <3
Stranger: right honey?
You: Of course, dear.
Stranger: sounds great
Stranger: what about the honeymoon?
You: Hmm..
You: I was thinking maybe somewhere in Venice?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: romantic
Stranger: just like us
Stranger: I’m so lucky to have you
You: I’m the luckiest guy on the planet.
You: I can’t wait for tomorrow!
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: I won’t sleep at all
Stranger: thinking of the day that we will be together forever
You: I’ll call all our friends.
You: How’s your mother doing lately? Is she okay?
Stranger: she’s fine
Stranger: she’ll be so happy for us, honey
Stranger: you know she loves you like a son
You: She’s a motherly figure to me too.
Stranger: and she made that lasagna for you, she put at the refrigerator
You: Lasagna’s my favorite. I love Italian food.
Stranger: see? she knows
Stranger: and she said to my brother: don’t you dare eating it! it is for my favorite son in law
Stranger: isn’t she adorable? she loves you..
Stranger: and I love you too, dear
You: I love you too. So honey, where do you live now?
Stranger: Massachusetts
Stranger: just for today
You: Oh, it’s cold there.
Stranger: tomorrow we can decide together after the wedding where we should go
Stranger: it is, honey
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: where in the world is the man of my dreams?
You: I’m all the way on the other side.
You: Of the coast.
You: California, the Golden State.
Stranger: that’s lovely
Stranger: I’ve never been in Calofornia, honey
You: It’s beautiful here. The beaches are a great place to hang out.
You: And no, I wasn’t eying any other women.
You: You’re the only one for me.
Stranger: I know, my love
Stranger: I trust you completely
Stranger: I’m the only one and perfect for you
You: Absolutely.
Stranger: and you are for me.. the only one
Stranger: always and forever
Stranger: to infinity and beyond
You: I wish the day would go by faster.
Stranger: me too, dear
Stranger: it will take forever
Stranger: but it is worth to wait.. it will be the most special day of our lives
You: So…I’m nto sure how long a flight from California to Massachussetts is. Do you know.
Stranger: something about 6h hours
You: I think I’ll be able to make it tomorrow.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: that’s great
Stranger: do you want me to pick you up in Boston or you can get a taxi?
Stranger: what time do you think you will be here? so I can heat the lasagna for you
You: Hmm..I’ll leave in a couple hours so…
You: Maybe around 9am EST?
Stranger: honey
Stranger: but you are closer to vegas than me
You: Oh. I thought I was gonna go visit you….
Stranger: what about the wedding?
Stranger: do you want to postpone?
You: Well I haven’t actually amde an appointment yet…
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so come to visit me
Stranger: and eat my mom’s lasagna
Stranger: she’ll be so happy to see you, baby
You: I’ll bring her a present.
Stranger: you don’t have to
You: But I want to. It doesn’t feel right then. Traveling all this way with nothing in return?
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: it is up to you
Stranger: just come
Stranger: I just need to see you
You: Okay.
You: Well, I got to go shower now.
Stranger: ok sweetie
Stranger: don’t be late, my love
Stranger: I’m waiting for you
You: I’m back. 🙂
Stranger: hi honey
You: Hey sweetie
Stranger: are you all clean now/
Stranger: ?
You: Clean for you to dirty. ;D
Stranger: yummi.. =P
You: 🙂
Stranger: =P
Stranger: are you coming tomorrow, dear?
You: Yes, of course.
Stranger: great
Stranger: bring some long sleeves
You: I’ll bring a coat.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is raining and not warm at all
You: :0
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but your visit will make me feel warmer
You: 🙂
Stranger: ;D
You: So…how’s life in Massachussetts?
Stranger: cold and rainy
Stranger: but good
You: Ah, I see.
Stranger: I work
Stranger: finished college already
Stranger: I have a regular life here
Stranger: what about yours?
You: Just enjoying the summer with my buds. Partying and whatnot.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so.. what are you doing?
Stranger: did you book your ticket?? =)
You: I will.
Stranger: okay
You: Okay, well I booked the flight. I’ll be there at 8:30am.
You: I’m going to sleep now.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I can’t be late tomorrow
You: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: love you, baby
Stranger: can’t wait so see you
You: Bye! I love you.
You have disconnected.I really wanna go. 🙁
Sashimi!
Nass said:Connecting to server…
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You: Fufufuf
You: hahaha
You: lololol
You: ROFL
You: LOLOL
You: YOU’RE KILLING ME
You: ZOMG STOP MAN
Stranger: yeah
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: TOO FUNNY
Stranger: dood are you crazy?
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: NO
You: YOU JUST SAID A FUNNY JOKE
You: *tears*
You: lol
You: that was awesome
You: I love you man
You: <3
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meeeeeeeeeeee said:Connecting to server…
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You: turban
Stranger: hi
You: I STUCK THE C4 IN HIS TURBAN
Stranger: stuck that in your ass
You: I don’t have one ;(
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Stranger: hey
You: I STUCK THE C4 IN HIS TURBAN
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Stranger: tonight here is really nice
Stranger: i’ve just met an aztec guy
Stranger: and then an irish guy
You: oh really?
Stranger: talked about politics
You: sweet.
Stranger: i brilliant conversation
You: yup
You: So, what is your view on tentacle rape?
Stranger: tentacle?
You: Yup. Wikipedia it.
Stranger: ahahaaaa
Stranger: saw it before
Stranger: just 2 or 3 minutes
Stranger: funny things
Stranger: but i dont interest
You: Hm, it kind of freaks me out.
You: It’s like. “….wait….SQUIDS CAN RAPE PEOPLE?!?!”
Stranger: its all about japanese near history
You: Yup.
You: Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife
Stranger: after the world war II
Stranger: japanese intellectuals think that all the lost is because of
Stranger: kingfom and loyalty to the emperor
Stranger: and then they decide to create a more personal nation
Stranger: new japanese generation grew very lonely
Stranger: and they lost their mind with porn and violence as u can see
You: Yea, I can tell.
You: So I heard you liek mudkipz.
Stranger: sorry?
You: Uh…
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You: Hi.
Stranger: wats up dumbass
You: That wasn’t very nice :[
Stranger: u little bitch
Stranger: go fuck yourself
Stranger: dumbass mother fucker
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
Stranger: skinny bitch
Stranger: retarded bitch
Stranger: useless bitch
You: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Stranger: idiotic bitch
Stranger: dumb as hell bitch
Stranger: cant do nothin bitch
You: I’M SO HURRTTTT
Stranger: whats wrong bitch?
Stranger: you gonna cry bitch?
Stranger: wawaawwawawaw bitch
You: Want a waffle? :O
Stranger: no thanks bitch
Stranger: go die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hii
You: hey 🙂
Stranger: are you a girl that whants sexcam?
You: nope I’m a guy that wants sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi 😀
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: =D
You: 16/m/canada
Stranger: hmmm…
Stranger: you fine?
You: yea?
Stranger: have a pic?
You: nope
Stranger: =/
Stranger: myspace.com/mtakeshi
Stranger: YOU THEREEEEE?
You: oh right
You: sorry
You: lol
You: Hi :D?
Stranger: hi! 😀
Stranger: what’cha doing?
You: Talking to you XD
Stranger: haha =)
Stranger: do you mind if i’m gay?
You: not really
Stranger: you str8? gay? bi?
You: bi
Stranger: *-* o/ yay
Stranger: you don’t really have a pic? ‘-‘
You: nope
You: I’m using a public comp 😛
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but are you hot? 😛
You: Uh…sure 😀
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: wanna see some hot pics of mine? 😛
You: ….sure…:O
Stranger: haha, search for “mt69x” on youtube
You: no results
Stranger: there are O_O
Stranger: i’ll show ya
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=mt69x&aq=f
You: oh
You: i got it now
You: 😛
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you have an email for me to keep touch? you must be hot… you blond? love blondies ^^
You: lol nah
You: got black hair 😛
You: i’m asian man 😛
Stranger: haha, whatever it is
Stranger: try to add me on myspace.com/mtakeshi ORR add me on msn [email protected]
Stranger: i gotta go now =/
You: okay
You: bye
You: ^^
Stranger: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Oh man, I love this guy. Too bad he’s gay. lolwtbbq
Maybe I shouldn’t have said I was a guy :[You: FRENCH?
Stranger: No
You: AMERICAN?
Stranger: no 😀
You: ………..
Stranger: Macedonian
You: Oh wow.
Stranger: you ?
You: USA.
You: Greece..
You: Huh.
Stranger: Fuck Greece
Stranger: Greece is shit
You: So.. wherE?
Stranger: MACEDONIA
You: Former state of Yugoslavia, I see.
Stranger: No no
You: Sorry for the bout of confusion there.
Stranger: Former Turkish Province of Greece
You: Yes, Republic of Macedonia.
You: .. euh
Stranger: i hate greece
You: Why?
Stranger: because they are stealing our history
Stranger: the ancient Macedonian History
You: I see.
You: What’s the primary language over there?
Stranger: Macedonian
Stranger: secondary is English
You: o___o
You: Woah, cool.
Stranger: yeah 😀
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male, unfortunately if that’s what you were thinking.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: im male too
Stranger: age
You: 16.
Stranger: im 17
You: 😀
You: Close enough.
You: How d’you find omegle?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my girfriend gaved me the link 😀
You: Ah
You: So you in high school?..
Stranger: yes
You: Or is it a diff. education system?
Stranger: im 2nd grade in high scool
Stranger: school*
You: Hm, it is sort of different then
Stranger: litle different from USA
You: Yeah.
You: Anything interesting happening over there?
You: :p
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: its summer and every day we are going on beach 😀
You: Ah that’s nice.
You: I’m up in New York
You: It’s rainy and wet.
You: ._.
Stranger: ohh
You: You play any games?
Stranger: yes 😀
You: What type?
Stranger: Action
Stranger: First Person Shooter
You: Examples? :p
Stranger: Rainbow Six Vegas
Stranger: Counter Strike
You: Just those? :O
Stranger: no
Stranger: they are examples 😀
You: Okay
Stranger: also i play Need For Speed 😀
You: what’s the one that you play the most.
Stranger: Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and Need For Speed THE MOST WANTED
You: I see..
Stranger: you ?
You: Haha, I play a racing and a shooter game predominantly too.
You: But they’re totally different
You: One’s a chinese game called PopKart, and the other one is Left 4 Dead, by Valve.
Stranger: i know Left 4 Dead
Stranger: i have played that game in multiplayer mode
You: Cool. 🙂 That’s what I usually do to pass time if I’m stressed out
You: XD
Stranger: 😀
Stranger: what music do yo listen ?
You: Anything lol.
Stranger: genre
You: Tbh, everything except heavy metal/screamo. I don’t really like screaming. 🙁
Stranger: me too 😀
You: Eum
You: As for bands
You: Stuff like Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, etc, etc.
Stranger: Linkin Park are good 😀
Stranger: but i listen RAP
You: Ah yes
You: Rap sometimes too.
Stranger: Bronks 😀
You: Mh, never heard of them. =p
You: Not a huge fan, but I like it.
You: Rap – in general…
You: Watch any good movies lately?..
Stranger: last movie i watched was
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Silent Hill
Stranger: and Fast and Furious
Stranger: the newest
You: Ah yes.
You: What d’you think?
Stranger: very crazy and awesome movie 😀
You: :p
You: Mh – idk, do you have a hobby?
Stranger: cycling 😀
You: Oh cool
You: Track or mountain?
Stranger: Mountain
Stranger: i like Dirt Downhill
You: I see
You: I suck at mountain cycling. :p Keep falling over.
Stranger: you need good equipment 😀
You: Yeah well, economic times aren’t that great. =P
You: Been hard to buy stuff lately.
You: And we lost a bunch of money since General Motors went bankrupt…
You: You watch the news?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what happened whit Hummer ?
Stranger: They are now Chinese ?
You: I don’t think they really bought it
You: They did it as a publicity stunt – to get attention
Stranger: oh okay
You: No one is really dumb enough to purchase that line, it’s dead. Oil prices are crazy.
You: Is gas there cheap?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: 1L is 1.20 $
You: Wow, that ain’t cheap.
Stranger: yes i know
You: I thought that if you were closer to the Middle East, gas would be cheaper..
You: In Tehran, gas is like 80 cents a gallon
Stranger: huh
Stranger: cheap
You: Yeah
You: 🙁
You: Unfortunate how it’s like almost 4 dollars here again
Stranger: wow
You: And that’s with a bad economy.
You: When it hits good, gas is going to rocket. ._.
You: It’s depressing tbh
Stranger: the politics is very bad
Stranger: and the economy too
You: Yeah…Switch topics: Is school over there yet? 😀
Stranger: yes 😀
You: No exams?
You: o.o
Stranger: the school is over from 10 June 😀
You: or over.
You: Oh wow
Stranger: no exams
Stranger: we are relaxing now
You: Haha lucky
You: I have a biology exam tomorrow
You: and a world history exam friday
You: Is school there hard?
Stranger: its very hard
Stranger: the teachers want to know everything
You: Haha.Is English mandatory to learn then?..
Stranger: yes
You: Woah – then do you learn another language apart from English? Or is that enough.
Stranger: We are learning 3 languages
You: Wow.
Stranger: Macedonian,English and French
You: Oh hay cool French. 🙂
You: How many years have you taken it?
Stranger: 5
You: Ah bon, donc t’es assez fluent?
Stranger: speak english please 😀
You: lol.
You: Just seeing.
Stranger: i realy dont know freench 😀
You: Hahaha.
You: It’s fine.
Stranger: becase my teacher is not very good in extradition
You: What’s extradition? o.o
Stranger: teaching
You: .. lol.
You: Anyway, I’m gonna go back to studying.
You: It’s been pleasant.
You: Isn’t it like 3 in the morning over there in Macedonia?
You: Or 6.
You: 2:31.snowhamster said:Connecting to server…
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tonight here is really nice
Stranger: i’ve just met an aztec guy
Stranger: and then an irish guy
You: oh really?
Stranger: talked about politics
You: sweet.
Stranger: i brilliant conversation
You: yup
You: So, what is your view on tentacle rape?
Stranger: tentacle?
You: Yup. Wikipedia it.
Stranger: ahahaaaa
Stranger: saw it before
Stranger: just 2 or 3 minutes
Stranger: funny things
Stranger: but i dont interest
You: Hm, it kind of freaks me out.
You: It’s like. “….wait….SQUIDS CAN RAPE PEOPLE?!?!”
Stranger: its all about japanese near history
You: Yup.
You: Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife
Stranger: after the world war II
Stranger: japanese intellectuals think that all the lost is because of
Stranger: kingfom and loyalty to the emperor
Stranger: and then they decide to create a more personal nation
Stranger: new japanese generation grew very lonely
Stranger: and they lost their mind with porn and violence as u can see
You: Yea, I can tell.
You: So I heard you liek mudkipz.
Stranger: sorry?
You: Uh…
You have disconnected.
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You: Hi.
Stranger: wats up dumbass
You: That wasn’t very nice :[
Stranger: u little bitch
Stranger: go fuck yourself
Stranger: dumbass mother fucker
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
Stranger: skinny bitch
Stranger: retarded bitch
Stranger: useless bitch
You: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Stranger: idiotic bitch
Stranger: dumb as hell bitch
Stranger: cant do nothin bitch
You: I’M SO HURRTTTT
Stranger: whats wrong bitch?
Stranger: you gonna cry bitch?
Stranger: wawaawwawawaw bitch
You: Want a waffle? :O
Stranger: no thanks bitch
Stranger: go die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hii
You: hey 🙂
Stranger: are you a girl that whants sexcam?
You: nope I’m a guy that wants sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi 😀
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: =D
You: 16/m/canada
Stranger: hmmm…
Stranger: you fine?
You: yea?
Stranger: have a pic?
You: nope
Stranger: =/
Stranger: myspace.com/mtakeshi
Stranger: YOU THEREEEEE?
You: oh right
You: sorry
You: lol
You: Hi :D?
Stranger: hi! 😀
Stranger: what’cha doing?
You: Talking to you XD
Stranger: haha =)
Stranger: do you mind if i’m gay?
You: not really
Stranger: you str8? gay? bi?
You: bi
Stranger: *-* o/ yay
Stranger: you don’t really have a pic? ‘-‘
You: nope
You: I’m using a public comp 😛
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but are you hot? 😛
You: Uh…sure 😀
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: wanna see some hot pics of mine? 😛
You: ….sure…:O
Stranger: haha, search for “mt69x” on youtube
You: no results
Stranger: there are O_O
Stranger: i’ll show ya
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=mt69x&aq=f
You: oh
You: i got it now
You: 😛
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you have an email for me to keep touch? you must be hot… you blond? love blondies ^^
You: lol nah
You: got black hair 😛
You: i’m asian man 😛
Stranger: haha, whatever it is
Stranger: try to add me on myspace.com/mtakeshi ORR add me on msn [email protected]
Stranger: i gotta go now =/
You: okay
You: bye
You: ^^
Stranger: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Oh man, I love this guy. Too bad he’s gay. lolwtbbq
Maybe I shouldn’t have said I was a guy :[He is definitely a stalker. lol
snowhamster said: Pooop.
Good thing I gave him no info except I’m asian.
Twas the only true thing I said to him 😛Whaaaat? You told him you were Asian?! Oh, he’s gonna find you.
omegle said: Stranger: f or m?
You: female
You: you?
You: Hello?
You: Fine.
You: Don’t answer.
You: PERVERT
You have disconnected.LOOL
This one is wierd:
omegle said:
Stranger: hey asl?
You: Hey. 16/ f/usa
You: you?
Stranger: 17 m uk
Stranger: you wanna talk dirty?
You: um sure.
Stranger: http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss303/lavanlavsy_lol/DSC00004.jpg?t=1245272749
Stranger: thts me 😀
Stranger: you have any pics of urself?
You: no, this is a public computer.
Stranger: oh ok
You: yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.For the record, I wasn’t going to talk dirty.
You can relax now!NO OF COURSE IT’S NOT SAFE, CHINESE SPIES ARE STEALING ALL UR BASEZ AND RESELLING ON TEH MARKETZ FOR THE INTERNETS.
Seriously.
Realeh?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
:'( TEH WIDDLE AZN MANZ GUNNA HURT MEH!Omegle said:
Stranger: hey babe
Stranger: you female?
Stranger: asl
You: 13/f/canada
You: you?
Stranger: 18/m/usa
Stranger: lets talk dirty, baby.
You: hahaha LOOOOSER
You: stop trying so hard “BABY”
Stranger: suck me
You: desperate much?
You: Don’t you have a girlfriend to help you?
Stranger: yea shes better than u
You: You’re a horny little 12 year old who won’t stop making lies.
You: Have fun LOSER
You have disconnected.Ugh, I hate pervs like that.
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