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-was specifically looking for horny guys to talk dirty with because her friend got one-
I started out all my conversations with “Feeling horny today? ;]]”
And one guy was like “No. But my dog is.”
This is my friend’s conversation. Rated R 😀
This is Mip. That is disgusting, I’m super disappointed.(EDITED BY MIP.)
snowhamster said: …
-was specifically looking for horny guys to talk dirty with because her friend got one-
I started out all my conversations with “Feeling horny today? ;]]”
And one guy was like “No. But my dog is.”
This is my friend’s conversation. Rated R 😀Stranger: i want to see your boobs naughty girl
Stranger: show me it now 😉
You: …..-shows?-
You: wanna feel em daddy?
Stranger: yea
You: like it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you are a bad girl 😉
Stranger: are you a horny girl ? 😉
You: what do you think? 😉
Stranger: that’s bad
Stranger: *taking off the pants*
Stranger: suck me
Stranger: bad girl
You: my pleasure
You: 🙂
You: *sucks hard*
You: mmmm
You: cum 🙂
Stranger: do you like that bad girl?
Stranger: not in your mouth 😉
Stranger: i’m cuming in your face 😉
You: even better
Stranger: lick the cum on my cock bad girl
You: yes sir
Stranger: and now? :O
You: delicious
You: whats next daddy?
Stranger: take off your pants
You: yes sir
You: *taking off pants*
You: what now sir?
Stranger: touch your underwear
Stranger: stroke your pussy 😉
You: my underwear is across the room
You: yesssss
Stranger: put a finger in your pussy bad girl
You: okay
Stranger: take it off now
You: take what off
Stranger: your fingers 😉
You: okay
Stranger: go on the floor
Stranger: like a dog
You: okay
You: arf arf!
Stranger: suck it my bad girl , its your toy 😉
You: always 😉
Stranger: come there
Stranger: a dog want to fuck you
Stranger: 😉
Stranger: *put the cock inside you*
Stranger: bad girl
Stranger: you like it?
You: oooh
You: oooh
You: oooh
You: yeaaahhhhh
You: harder!!
Stranger: *harder faster*
You: oooooooohhhhh
You: yeaaahhhh~
Stranger: bad girl , you enjoy that?
You: oooh yeaahh~
You: *moans*
Stranger: then i put my cock in your ass
Stranger: bad girl 😉
You: 😉
Stranger: i do it softly
Stranger: you enjoy that?
You: harder please 🙂
Stranger: then i’m doing it faster
Stranger: harder
Stranger: deeper
You: mmmmmm
You: that feels good
Stranger: my hands on your breast
Stranger: and fucking you like a dog fuck another dog
Stranger: faster and harder
You: oooh~
Stranger: i must go work bad girl
You: awww
Stranger: *cuming in your ass*
Stranger: maybe can i have something to chat with you again bad girl?
You: sorry daddy
You: but
You: there’s only one of me to go around
You: everyone needs a fair turn 😉
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: its sad!
You: sorry
Stranger: come on 😮
Stranger: horny bad girl 🙁
You: nice doing it with you 😉That’s creepy.
I noticed that too.
I was like “Oh shyt, he’s gonna kill me for posting that.”
Then I saw nothing.
And I was like “…he’ll be back.”Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: im rolling around in mud, and there are pigs everywhere
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i like that
You: i am throwing up all over myself
You: and everyone is sweaty
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: i like that
You: and you come in wearing nothing but a baby bib and i spoon feed you mashed peas
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: veggies
You: I know, its so naughty
Stranger: 😉
You: you decide to punish me for being a bad girl.
You: so you dress up like an old college prof with yellowing teeth and slacks
Stranger: yeah, so i give you ribs, cause those get you dirty
You: i covermyself in saw dust and grade juice
Stranger: oh thats very dirty
You: filthy
Stranger: just the way i like it
You: then i dress up like a janitor, and i wear your facourite blue coveralls
You: and i swing that mop around
Stranger: awesome, so are you male or female
You: im a fat ass female
Stranger: yumm, i too am
Stranger: im a lesbianStranger: Can you See my Dick.
You: no, its too small
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Wait, I quoted, and what did I say? o_o
Was I like, wtf?
Or something else?
I can’t quite recall.
But yeah.
That was kinda weird.
-doesn’t want to post convo-
EDIT:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: emial me
You: k
Stranger: email
Stranger: thanks
You: I will
You: Np
Your conversational partner has disconnected.This would have been 100x better if it was a girl.
LOL horny bastards is SO much better than loser. 😛
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey.
Stranger: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
You: whats up?:D
Stranger: MUSIC.
Stranger: What about yourself?
You: LOL I like music. And dogs.
You: :O
Stranger: I like dogs too!
You: Do you have a pet?
Stranger: But not hot dog, im a vegetarian >:
You: I have a dog.
You: LOL
Stranger: I have two cats.
You: Oh kewl. :O
Stranger: Theyre gonna eat chur dog D:<
You: NUUU.
You: My dog gunna run away!
Stranger: Noooees >:
You: Oh noes. YOU HAVE EVIIIIILLL CATZ.
Stranger: aw okey, ill tell them not to eat your dog. D:
You: YAYZ
You: <3
Stranger: AAAAHHHH.
You: WHAT?!
You: WHAT HAPPENED?
You: : /
Stranger: Theyre chewing on mah foot!!!!!!
Stranger: guess theyre hungry :c
You: MEE TOO. :O
You: woaah.
Stranger: Gotta go feed ’em. Bai! :O
You: BYE BYEZ.
You have disconnected.
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