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    David
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    Just for the lulz.
    ~~~
    V.5.4 – The MasterCheeze Version

    Welcome to MMO’s finest, a direct database to many of MMOTale’s MMOTalers’ bios, whether they are writers, comic makers, or just plain eccentric. You can find most of them here.

    If you want to get on the list, please post a comment! Also, feel free to also address any grammatical, spelling, punctuational, etc. errors that you find. I want this thread to be as perfect as possible!

    • Added Varun619 to the list and edited AxiomFable’s description a bit.

    • Gave Applebomb a new description and got Dest back on the list. More of his information will be put in later.

    • Added/readded a few MMOTaler’s to the list such as Quang13/Quack, Darkwar4ever, Lazydame, SirPainsalot, and Dee32693.

    • All right, this is my house now. That is, the house of MasterCheeze. Aka a HOUSE OF PAIN!

    • I’mma not be doing that “Featured MMOTaler” thing for a bit until I’m done editing stuff. I’mma try to make this as perfect, clean, and organized as I can, so like, keep yourselves occupied with some videos of SSBB.

    • Note to MasterCheeze, please spice up the comments with a piece of your humor, but do not make your description indefinitely long… just a mental note there. [Realize how I did not put myself on the list, thus you should remove yourself as well? =]] (Heh, no way! In fact, I’m going to add you to this list for being the loveable hunnybun you are.)

    • Good luck managing this! Remember, there are subsections, although you could add a few more features. Perhaps interesting links, or I dunno, you’re the one that’s creative. (Thanks for the heads up, Darkie.)

    • Again, have fun! I’d vouch for you as a moderator if you were over 15. Only 1 year // several months to go!~ =p
    (Whaddya talkin’ about? I am 16, son!)

    • Due to recent events, Mip is now not a moderator, and her status of activeness is pending. Her e-mail can be located on the bottom there.

    ⇐‡The List‡⇒™

    A-F

    |AliyahRoyal|
    Age: 17 / Gender: Duckie
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: A thesaurus doesn’t contain enough synonyms to define to her qualities. Characterized by being the most [refer to last sentence] person in the world! I have nothing else to add, but because her list of qualities surpasses anything, consider her description as the longest, aye?

    |Anima|
    Age: 12 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: He’s Canadian and he’s proud (isn’t that dandy). Blogs occasionally and works on one-panel comics. Watch out ladies, he’s an Animal. Hehe, get it? Fine then, don’t appreciate my humor. >:[

    |Annikabelle|
    Age: 17 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: The QUEEN honey bee of randomness. Infatuated with parakeets, muffins, marshmellows, muffinmellows, marmelade, citrus-type fruits, 8-year-old boys, medieval flails, penguins, and, uh, insanity I suppose. She somewhat unofficially “quit” MMOTales, but her MMOID is a site to behold. Her blogs are popular sites for all the crazees of the night to go and lurk in. God only knows what goes on there in the night.

    |AppleBomb|
    Age: 19 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Heyo! What an awesome gal she is. Since she’s the major supplier for MasterCheeze in Windia, he had to become her personal slave for… eternity it seems. Her name is derived from the codename for a highly catastrophic warbomb called the Applebomb. For how many letters of the alphabet you can twist its stem without it falling off, that’s how many times it will kill you.

    |AwSnapeLz|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Aka “Snape,” I think he’s a Harry Potter nerd. His works ranges from basic blogs to some comics and stories. I think of a pineapple every time I see him.

    |AxiomFable|
    Age: ? / Gender: Unknown
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: The most controversal guy/girl on the site when it comes to his/her gender. I mean, he/she even pm’d me to put the gender as “unknown.” Has a nice fanfic called “FEAR” that seems to quite popular with the folks. I oughtta check it out myself sometime. Apparantly a good listener when it comes to relationships and also very understanding. I’m kinda clueless on what kind of relationships (man-girl, man-man, or girl-girl) that he/she is talking about though since I don’t know his/her gender. D:

    |AzNxKnife|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: A nice boy. He mostly just wanders around this site, clicking ‘Like It!’ for the hell of it but sometimes he comments. He usually does 20 pounds of weed a day but he lowered the amount to 10 pounds a day. Does a mix of everything, ranging from comics to very nice blogs.

    |BlackNazgul|
    Age: 17 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Writer of “The Fire Within,” “Through Wilderness, Through War,” and “Lost in the Shadows.” He also writes random spontaneous poems on love, life, and general every day mundane occurances. Besides all that jazz, “The Nazgul” likes to hunt rings and ride on his Fell Beast. Favorite past times are racing eagles from Mordor to Isengard, cutting foes down (men as well as those pesky little orcs), playing Siege of Gondor on his desktop, shooting Germans with a Mosin-Nagant on Call of Duty, pwning people and monsters alike on Gunz, and having a good time with his fellow Nazguls just hanging out in Rivendell.

    |DarkDragoon|
    Age: ? / Gender: Male
    Email: unknown
    Description: It’s Darkie!!! Er, no wait, it’s Double D. You know, the one from Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy? He’s the smart one of the group and he always wears a sock hat. Who knows what’s under it… Hm? You say he’s not that Edd? Ah, you say he’s just Special Ed.? We’ll go with that. Uh, other than his mental disability, he can jump high and wields a spear. That’s what Dragoons are all about, right?

    |Darkwar4ever|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: The original creator of this thread whose account I’m using to type his description. He’s a modest boy who didn’t want himself on the list, but too bad! I’m adding him anyway. He’s been on many adventures with the residents of this site, and his personality is to be adored. He’s kind to everyone he meets and has a knack for making videos.

    |Dee32693|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Manifested out of pure randomness comes a girl whose name is even composed of randomness. I see no significance behind those numbers, and I’m confused every time she makes a comment or a blog. So many things can happen at once when you’re with this girl that it’s not even funny. Known as the current holder of my old signature.

    |Dest1/Quack|
    Age: ? / Gender: Male
    Email: unknown
    Description: Coming up soon~

    |Eden|
    Age: 12 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: There’s only one word that can describe him, and that is communist! Or suggested by Ganzicus: Heretic! I suppose Applebomb might call him an infidel. I call him a snake nerd.

    |EonaGM|
    Age: ? / Gender: Female
    Email: unknown
    Description: The guild leader of Incendiary in Aquila, this particular specimen of nubcake displays abnormal amounts of craziness, guarding her underground horde of omg$$$ jealously from all intruders. The torture she inflicts upon her long-suffering guildies are horrific beyond description, but it is a sad fact that we all still love her too much to assassinate her. She is also a great practitioner of R.A.N.T. (Really Angry Nag Times). Be wary if you should cross her path during one of her R.A.N.T. sprees, because she might just impale you with her gigantic plastic fork!

    |EvilStranger|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: PM the man for it
    Description: He rants on crappy online games, only if numerous people provoke him to play it or either he’s just extremely bored (such as Granado Espada and AdventureQuest). Often stalked by evil ninja monkeys, he takes interest in Taiwan MapleStory and exposes possible upcoming updates for MapleGlobal in his blogs. He also makes comics with rather “unique” mixture of irony, which usually involve things he have done before that he thinks is interesting. Even though not much comics were made, they’ve proven to be better than most of those in BasilMarket. Recently went on a free-for-all killing spree, so his account was banned. Contact him at iPwn.

    |Fenrir|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Seems to have lost his enthusiasm for RuneScape… sigh. He was raised by the wild wolves of Africa, and because of his background, he has the ability to transform on full moons. What does he turn in to? We’ll never know… no one has ever seen him in his morphed form and lived to tell the tale. Apart from me, but I’ll never tell yo- *large roar takes place, followed by screams of terror at the sight of the… young adult werewolf?!* Has a streak for making mental explosions in peoples’ heads causing severe brain damage, making him a deadly force against the forces of evil [think double-bladed BLACK lightsabers which goes against the laws of physics]. >refer to Imppala< Also an avid anime watcher, has completed/currently watching these animes: Chrno Crusade, D.Gray-man, Ghost Hunt, Digimon [all of it], Pokemon [yes, any problem?], Gundam SEED/Destiny, Gundam 00, Bleach, Code Geass, Claymore, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Shakugan no Shana and maybe more because he forgets stuff.

    |Fpooned|
    Age: 18 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: You have to see it to believe it; go click on his name NOW! Remember, refer to him as “The Ninja” otherwise you shall suffer the consequences…

    |FunnyFroggy|
    Age: 14 / Gender: Male
    Email: PM the man, er, frog for it
    Description: Only two blogs, however they have some of the most posts out there… except for Liyah’s blog with some 1000 comments or so at once before she deleted it. Awesome person, started out as 3rd PP view, but switched to “normal” (figuratively) after. Obviously, you can tell that he’s the animal of MMOTales, both party and literally wise.

    G-M

    |Ganzicus|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Ganzicus is his name, and comics are his game… literally. Maybe even his life. Check out one of his blogs, and you’ll be faced with a smiley face and a picture. Of course, the smiley face is always more important!

    |Grimno|
    Age: 18 / Gender: Male
    Email: unknown
    Description: Forget what you read yesterday, he’s completely insane. You cannot even begin to imagine… I mean come on, who puts a video in 90% of his comments? Besides being a total crazy (or should I say eccentric?) nutcase, he’s well known for being the first (?) MMOTaler to achieve 100 blogs; he also made some pretty nice clay sculptures. Seems infatuated with Perfect World now, and you can usually tell those blogs apart from the others because of the puns he uses as the titles.

    |Gujju|
    Age: 16 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Wonderful person who went through a mental breakdown which involved her being split into two different personalities (I, MasterCheeze, was one of them!)

    |Iepiat|
    Age: ? / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: His blogs are amazing. Compared to most of the blogs we see today, his stands out by a mile. <3 his sarcasm. <3 his style. <3 IEATPIE!

    |Imppala|
    Age: 19 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: No one knew the young him. No one can imagine the old him. A randomly insane crazy gamer nutcase, his record for consecutive gaming is in the 100’s (he lost count). Favorite weapons include a double-bladed BLACK lightsaber (goes against the laws of physics, but he’s cool that way), a flaming chainsaw of DUUM, a bucketload of sarcasm, random trivia from his favorite books, comics, and anime.

    |KaiLuna|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Perhaps not the most crazy person you’ll meet, but she’s quite awesome in terms of splinching personalities… Hm, has a faint resemblance to Gujju’s attitude, and also quite an old member of the site that hasn’t left… yet. Wait, I haven’t seen her for a while. Gosh darn it, someone must’ve scared her off.

    |Lazydame|
    Age: 16 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Man, this kid (who’s actually older than me D writes the dang longest blogs. They may be apart from each other by months at a time, but it’ll probably take that long just to get through one of them just so you can read the next one right after. Besides writing ridiculously long blogs, he makes ridiculosly long fanfics and comics. There’s no way this chick is lazy.

    |MasterCheeze|
    Age: 16 / Gender: MAN!
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: MasterCheeze is arrogant, big-headed, bombastic, cocky, conceited, crowing, exultant, hifalutin, hot stuff, a know-it-all, loudmouth, pompous, pretentious, puffed-up, self-aggrandizing, self-applauding, smart-alecky, snooty, strutting, stuck up, swaggering, swanky, swollen-headed, vainglorious, vaunting, windbag, *pant pant* and anything that relates to egotistical. It suits him very well, I must say, but in a non offensive way. Is the leader of the BigCatz Gang and has the reputation of buying too much NX. His cat outfit is quite adorable I must say. I’d tap that. This is one man that’s going to be president someday.

    |MeepsterXP|
    Age: 14 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: A self-centered boy who goes around flaunting his sexy damage/gear throughout MMOTales. One of Aliyah’s oldest Maple friends, and one freaking horny idiot. Very horny idiot. However, he has a soft side. Yes, a soft side. Buys more NX then AppleBomb herself, (spending an average of $100 a month), and pwns a lot of people. Quite easy to talk to and have a conversation with.

    |Mipsacri|
    Age: 19 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: She’s basically one of the MMOTalers that have remained true to this site since its creation. Writes lovely fanfics and is an adored blogger. Was the previous (and only) moderator of this site. However, that doesn’t prevent the innevitable fear you get whenever the famous Steel Whip Mip crosses your path. I get the heeby jeebies just writing her description.

    |Mrlumpy|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Basically the class clown of the site. His goofy attitude and behavior has always been a shining beacon for those wanting to be funny. He’s written hilarious stories, made laugh-out-loud comics, and once was involved in a collaboration fanfic with Nezinshadows and Ganzicus (even those were funny). I dunno where he’s at nowdays, but he’ll always be a sweet, honey-glazed ham in my eyes.

    |NobodyNight|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected] or [email protected]
    Description: Egotistical, sexy, and intelligent! He interviews people and has a large variety in music taste. The interviews are known as KLON! I haven’t seen one for a while though. Where you at, Nobody? Make a GD interview for us will ya?

    N-S

    |Pirkid|
    Age: 16 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: He’s back in black! Er, figuratively that is. Using different approaches, he tamed most blogging styles; examples are adapting other fanfics, notably the Aurora’s Redemption56.5 and so on. More information is to be added, although give him a warm welcome back!

    |Quang13/Quack|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: PM him for it
    Description: An oldie of the site that has always remained true to his roots: craziness with a slight hint of butterscotch. Started off the site with a story about a pig. Also makes comics, short stories, MMV’s, and nuclear warheads. Wait, what was that last one? Oh, Maple Music Videos.

    |RussetAure/Sapphire8|
    Age: 14 / Gender: Male
    Email: PM the potato for it
    Description: “Russet” is a brown color with a reddish tinge, not a potato, regardless of what SilverFx may say. RussetAure is part Mapler, part poet, part writer, part blogger, and all self-proclaimed awesomeness. Has the attention span of a fly (unless he’s picking on Cheeze who is in fact very handsome and intelligent), so most of what he starts never gets done.

    |SilverFx|
    Age: 19 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: A loyal Junior to the guild Incendiary, this particular specimen of nubmuffin contains craziness = EonaGm, but is equipped with better spelling and more spiffy words. She is often described as a male wearing purple g-strings in Maple and loves doing random stuff such as craping and hunting quest items. She becomes the property of EonaGm once she levels and has 0% exp where she is brought around to suicide via killing random mobs. Her only weakness is the Muffinator 2008, which has the ability to destroy muffins and convert them into pieces of burnt pancakes. Also the Ultimate supreme queen of the Gastropods. She rules on her throne with her big bucket helmet, and if anyone bothers a snail, they’ll have her to answer to. Like Mipsacri, she’s one of the most loyal to the site, and places pride in her work. Her blogs are detailed with a substantial amount SS’s along with pages of text, so be ready for a long read whenever you encounter one of her blogs.

    |SirPainsalot|
    Age: ? / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: A wooly knight of the Square *cough*dork!*cough* Table, he is an avid lover of Super Smash Bros. I like that quality in a man, so yeah, +100 awesome-o bites for the man. He isn’t really active here on the skinny anymore, but he’s always on MSN. Like, he must have an MSN chip built into his brain or he never turns his computer off because dang, son.

    |ShiningWings|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Female
    Email: unknown
    Description: Went crazy with posting recently, which surprised me at least ‘cuz like, I never saw the chick before in my life. Seems to be adored by RussetAure. Nay, loved by RussetAure. 😉

    T-Z

    |Wsxedcr08/ShadowSide|
    Age: 15 / Gender: Male
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: He’s so breathtakingly amazing, cleverly mixing a delightful blend of comedy and not-comedy for the enjoyment of his audience. After reading one of his amazing stories, you’re going to have to take a cold shower to deal with the sudden surge of emotion that falls upon you. Honestly, I cried, kinda like what he does after sex, hence his nickname: Wcriesaftersexed08 (apparantly he’s ShadowSide now, but his ol’ nickname will always stick with him).

    |Varun619|
    Age: 13 / Gender: Male
    Email: unknown
    Description: An emo wannabe that types like MMOT-resident Waffle. He’s one of them random folks that’s chock full of sarcasm and morbidly in love with animes and mangoes. He might make a good friend for Annikabelle considering they’re both random and like citrus fruits. Er, wait, he doesn’t like mangoes? Mangas? My bad.

    |Vicelin|
    Age: 18 / Gender: Female
    Email: [email protected]
    Description: Instinctively attacks Mary Sues. Always uninformed of big MMO happenings due to irregular disappearances and plain inattentiveness. No domestic qualities. Feed only toasted bagels and juice. DO NOT PET. DO NOT TEACH ADVANCED ALGEBRA. DO NOT LEAVE UNNATENDED IN PUBLIC. Sale price at $15.99 (local distributors only, cash or credit) ~Psst, she eats muffins for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner!

    The End!

    Looking for a good chat on MSN, xFire, or AIM? Well, here’s a good source for that! Tell me your name, age, gender, and e-mail, and they’ll be featured before your bios.

    ~Last edited on February 15, 2008 by MasterCheeze.

    #17678
    FunnyFroggy
    Participant

    Nostalgic.

    lolol I’m still 14 years old.

    #17679
    Pirkid
    Participant

    Annikabelle! <33

    #17680
    SaintofSin
    Participant

    Whatever happened to fpooned?
    :O

    #17681
    Pirkid
    Participant
    SaintofSin said: Whatever happened to fpooned?
    :O

    Joined our MSN group for a bit and disappeared into the night again.

    #17683
    Waffle
    Participant

    Oh Aliyah…

    #17684
    tarheel91
    Participant

    I never got myself on there. Lulz.

    #17685
    Mipsacri
    Participant

    I’m old now though! I’m 21~

    ~Mip

    #17686
    Quang
    Participant

    I’m 17 now and I love reading manga 😀

    #17688
    Pirkid
    Participant
    Quang said: I’m 17 now and I love reading manga 😀

    Ahahaha.

    #17689
    snowhamster
    Participant

    Wow this is two years old D:
    -noticed that it said snayhay is still 16-
    🙁

    #17690
    dee32693
    Participant

    rofl @ being 15. the randomness is deceased now! =O plus i dont do that silly old thing with stealing mastercheeze’s signature!

    ~Cheezy

    #17692
    Pirkid
    Participant

    Hahaha, so many old memes on the old site.

    ~Cheezy

    #17693
    Blackboy0
    Participant

    I feel loved

    #17697
    Nass
    Participant

    Don’t you figure now is the worst possible time to post this?

    We’re VuTales now.

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