No Calories

[Zappy]

Let’s say for some absurd reason, a mutation in your genetic code allows you to eat anything you want for a whole month, none of this food will be added to your total intake of calories.

What would you eat?

Well…

I’d eat some fish and chips, a hamburger, ramen, cheese pizza (no toppings except extra cheese), and Beef Noodles.

Curry is good too

[Reve]

I’d eat some fish and chips, a hamburger, ramen, cheese pizza (no toppings except extra cheese) I HATE CHEESE, and Beef Noodles.

Curry is good too

And lots and lots of Mcdonalds fries.

[FunnyFroggy]

I already can’t get fat. 😐

Wanna know whyyy? 😀

It’s ’cause my body is a health instructor. If I eat more than I should, it will forcefully expel the ‘waste’ by other means…. *cough* 😐

[Ganzicus]

Assuming the purpose of this hypothetical situation is to eat as much as you want without gaining weight – Calories are generally not the main factor for weight gain. The real factors consist of: most grain products and trans fats, and lack of saturated fats, the latter especially if the diet includes a lot of protein . It doesn’t really matter how many calories you eat, what does matter is what you get those calories from.

As well… If you get zero calories from your food, you’re going to die within a few weeks regardless of how much you eat. Carbohydrates and fats can be converted to calories, but according to this situation, you would get zero calories from those as well.

Still, for the sake of being on-topic – I wouldn’t start eating anything in particular, I’d just stick to my regular diet. Being able to eat more doesn’t appeal to me, especially when the only nutritional factor that is ignored is caloric intake.

[Rep]

I don’t think many people count calories when they eat anyway. If you mean eating with no harmful side effects such as heart attacks, strokes, weight gain, and the like, I’d go to the Heart Attack Grill. o_o

I wouldn’t go near the place without that ability. That place is seriously right across from the street from the hospital.

EDIT:: Except, you know, to stare at the waitresses.

[Quang]

Rep said: I don’t think many people count calories when they eat anyway. If you mean eating with no harmful side effects such as heart attacks, strokes, weight gain, and the like, I’d go to the Heart Attack Grill. o_o

I wouldn’t go near the place without that ability. That place is seriously right across from the street from the hospital.

EDIT:: Except, you know, to stare at the waitresses.

Lol at the nurses xD

[AznRiceFan]

Rep said: I don’t think many people count calories when they eat anyway. If you mean eating with no harmful side effects such as heart attacks, strokes, weight gain, and the like, I’d go to the Heart Attack Grill. o_o

I wouldn’t go near the place without that ability. That place is seriously right across from the street from the hospital.

EDIT:: Except, you know, to stare at the waitresses.

*drool*

[dee32693]

spaghetti, pizza, ice cream, cake, pie, endless angus bacon cheeseburgers, and all the milkshakes in any flavor i can find!

and the wendys coffee toffee twisted frosty….

[Dest1]

dee32693 said: spaghetti, pizza, ice cream, cake, pie, endless angus bacon cheeseburgers, and all the milkshakes in any flavor i can find!

and the wendys coffee toffee twisted frosty….

lol @ commercial

[Pirkid]

I read “endless anus bacon cheeseburgers”

God dammn.

[Dest1]

Pirkid said: I read “endless anus bacon cheeseburgers”

God dammn.

in the butt?

[Spade]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[AznRiceFan]

Pirkid said: I read “endless anus bacon cheeseburgers”

God dammn.

Let’s all go eat at Black Anus.

[Nass]

I’m too poor to do it anyway.

[Rep]

dee32693 said: spaghetti, pizza, ice cream, cake, pie, endless angus bacon cheeseburgers, and all the milkshakes in any flavor i can find!

and the wendys coffee toffee twisted frosty….

That sounds nasty. And if you know the stuff I know, you wouldn’t even think of the word milkshakes.

D:

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