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  • #3020
    David
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    I think I found out why he’s so bitter.

    During his teenage years, he perhaps wasn’t that popular – being a website hoarder in the late 1990s. His skills improved into the 2000s, but by then, he was in college.

    So he kept coding websites, and forgot about something.

    FINDING A GIRLFRIEND.

    Maybe the guy never got laid.

    I’m just guessing – I could be totally wrong – he could be great with the ladies, but hey, just speculating.

    Either this, or he’s just cruel.

    #13621
    SirPainsalot
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    Or he was homeless?
    Homeless Captain. kthx

    #13622
    DarkDragoon
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    THAS IT!
    HE WANTS TO TAKE OUR HOMEZ IN A MASSIVE SUEING ATTACK!

    #13626
    AznRiceFan
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    #13627
    DarkDragoon
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    lololololol

    #13639
    David
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    SirPainsalot said: Or he was homeless?
    Homeless Captain. kthx

    Woah, I never knew that. =O

    #13644
    Aaron
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    #13646
    Blackboy0
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    Why does everyone think he’s Bogdan? :S

    #13651
    DarkDragoon
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    Cause he is o.o

    #13652
    Waffle
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    Captain is bogdan lol

    there’s no thinking, it’s factual stuff

    #13656
    AznRiceFan
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    Blackboy0 said: Why does everyone think he’s Bogdan? :S

    No, we just have an affinity for picking on irrelevant Polish music artists.

    #13657
    David
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    Blackboy0 said: Why does everyone think he’s Bogdan? :S

    Euh, who.is basilmarket.com or mmotales.com or profil3.com or GAMERFOURONEONE.net

    … lol?

    #13659
    xXyZaThEx
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    Captain IS Bogdan, blackboy. He admitted that much after Mipsacri posted it.

    And yeah, I think because he was homeless in Japan for a while. Knowing that always makes me sad. He got out of it using music, but I can’t imagine him not being bitter.

    #13660
    FunnyFroggy
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    Careful David. You don’t wanna end up like him. :3 ohohohohoooo

    i jaaaaaaykaaaaaaaaaaay

    #13661
    AznRiceFan
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    Dogban Raczynski hahahahahaha.

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