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30 June 2009 at 01:28 #2949
Nass
ParticipantThat’s right. We get married now.
The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.
Nass=Groom
Snowhamster=Bride
SirPainsalot= Priest
Lithium= Body Guard
David=Body Guard
Gujju=Maid of Honor
FunnyFroggy= Best Man
Vusys= Admin
Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
Waffle= Limo driver
BlackBoy0= Body Guard
Everyone else= Guest-SirPainsalot steps up-
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.-Pirkid rushes in-
“Princess I am here!”
“Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.Uninvited guest!
-Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-
-Pain continues-
Nass. Wilt thou have this Woman to thy wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?“I do.”
Snowhamster. Wilt thou have this Man to thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?“I do.”
-Pain steps in-
“kk ur married!”
-Guests cheer-
-Party provided by Mip-
New life!
Honeymoon in;
China.
“I love you Nass!”
“Love me enough to have kinky smex?”
-smack-
30 June 2009 at 01:30 #12864snowhamster
ParticipantI won’t hurt you just because I like the end :3
30 June 2009 at 01:30 #12865Pirkid
ParticipantNass said:Nass said: That’s right. We get married now.The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.
Nass=Groom
Snowhamster=Bride
SirPainsalot= Priest
Lithium= Body Guard
David=Body Guard
Gujju=Maid of Honor
FunnyFroggy= Best Man
Vusys= Admin
Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
Waffle= Limo driver
BlackBoy0= Body Guard
Everyone else= Guest-SirPainsalot steps up-
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.-Pirkid rushes in-
“Princess I am here!”
“Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.Uninvited guest!
-Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-
-Pain continues-
[quote]Nass. Wilt thou have this Woman to thy wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
“I do.”
Snowhamster. Wilt thou have this Man to thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?“I do.”
-Pain steps in-
“kk ur married!”
-Guests cheer-
-Party provided by Mip-
New life!
Honeymoon in;
China.
“I love you Nass!”
“Love me enough to have kinky smex?”
-smack-
Okay, here’s what really happened.
Nass said:
That’s right. We get married now.The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.
Nass=Groom
Snowhamster=Bride
SirPainsalot= Priest
Lithium= Body Guard
David=Body Guard
Gujju=Maid of Honor
FunnyFroggy= Best Man
Vusys= Admin
Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
Waffle= Limo driver
BlackBoy0= Body Guard
Everyone else= Guest-SirPainsalot steps up-
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.-Pirkid rushes in-
“Princess I am here!”
“Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.Uninvited guest!
-Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-
KABOOM
Mip intervenes!
Pirkiiee and Connie escape!
Mippy drive the 3 of them off into teh sunset, away from the zombies.Sneha and Dest decide to jump the gun and get married instead. It’s all paid for anyways.
30 June 2009 at 01:32 #12866Nass
ParticipantNot tru
30 June 2009 at 01:33 #12867snowhamster
ParticipantGO PIRKKY ;D
30 June 2009 at 01:35 #12868Pirkid
ParticipantCompletly and utterly.
I have video proof of David OM NOM NOMing the cake. 😀
30 June 2009 at 01:36 #12869Nass
ParticipantI have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.
Yes. It’s video.
30 June 2009 at 01:37 #12870Pirkid
ParticipantNass said: I have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.Yes. It’s video.
MP4, wanker.
30 June 2009 at 01:39 #12871Nass
ParticipantPirkid said:Nass said: I have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.Yes. It’s video.
MP4, wanker.
I even took the time to add subtitles of Connie saying how she’s having to the time of her life with me.
30 June 2009 at 01:41 #12872snowhamster
ParticipantOh really?
You sure I wasn’t talking to Pirky?
“I’m having the time of my life with you <3"30 June 2009 at 01:43 #12873Nass
ParticipantPir got b&’d and killed by the guards.
I’m sure.
30 June 2009 at 01:44 #12875snowhamster
Participant…
PIRKY MY LOVE?!
NOO
I will
never be happy again.30 June 2009 at 01:49 #12876Nass
ParticipantSee you tonight.
30 June 2009 at 01:51 #12877snowhamster
Participant-mourns for pirky-
Forget you, bitch D:30 June 2009 at 01:54 #12879Nass
ParticipantSo we’ll have a funeral later then.
Poor Pir-pir. All he wanted was love…
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