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  • #2949
    Nass
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    That’s right. We get married now.

    The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.

    Nass=Groom
    Snowhamster=Bride
    SirPainsalot= Priest
    Lithium= Body Guard
    David=Body Guard
    Gujju=Maid of Honor
    FunnyFroggy= Best Man
    Vusys= Admin
    Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
    Waffle= Limo driver
    BlackBoy0= Body Guard
    Everyone else= Guest

    -SirPainsalot steps up-

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

    -Pirkid rushes in-

    “Princess I am here!”
    “Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.

    Uninvited guest!

    -Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-

    -Pain continues-

    Nass. Wilt thou have this Woman to thy wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?

    “I do.”

    Snowhamster. Wilt thou have this Man to thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

    “I do.”

    -Pain steps in-

    “kk ur married!”

    -Guests cheer-

    -Party provided by Mip-

    New life!

    Honeymoon in;

    China.

    “I love you Nass!”

    “Love me enough to have kinky smex?”

    -smack-

    #12864
    snowhamster
    Participant

    I won’t hurt you just because I like the end :3

    #12865
    Pirkid
    Participant
    Nass said:

    Nass said: That’s right. We get married now.

    The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.

    Nass=Groom
    Snowhamster=Bride
    SirPainsalot= Priest
    Lithium= Body Guard
    David=Body Guard
    Gujju=Maid of Honor
    FunnyFroggy= Best Man
    Vusys= Admin
    Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
    Waffle= Limo driver
    BlackBoy0= Body Guard
    Everyone else= Guest

    -SirPainsalot steps up-

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

    -Pirkid rushes in-

    “Princess I am here!”
    “Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.

    Uninvited guest!

    -Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-

    -Pain continues-

    [quote]Nass. Wilt thou have this Woman to thy wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?

    “I do.”

    Snowhamster. Wilt thou have this Man to thy wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

    “I do.”

    -Pain steps in-

    “kk ur married!”

    -Guests cheer-

    -Party provided by Mip-

    New life!

    Honeymoon in;

    China.

    “I love you Nass!”

    “Love me enough to have kinky smex?”

    -smack-

    Okay, here’s what really happened.

    Nass said:
    That’s right. We get married now.

    The following was done 18 hours ago. The wedded are now on thier honeymoon.

    Nass=Groom
    Snowhamster=Bride
    SirPainsalot= Priest
    Lithium= Body Guard
    David=Body Guard
    Gujju=Maid of Honor
    FunnyFroggy= Best Man
    Vusys= Admin
    Mip= Party Organizer+ Admin
    Waffle= Limo driver
    BlackBoy0= Body Guard
    Everyone else= Guest

    -SirPainsalot steps up-

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

    -Pirkid rushes in-

    “Princess I am here!”
    “Mario, your princess is in another castle.” Sneha replies.

    Uninvited guest!

    -Body Guards fire! Vusys swings hammar-

    KABOOM

    Mip intervenes!

    Pirkiiee and Connie escape!
    Mippy drive the 3 of them off into teh sunset, away from the zombies.

    Sneha and Dest decide to jump the gun and get married instead. It’s all paid for anyways.

    #12866
    Nass
    Participant

    Not tru

    #12867
    snowhamster
    Participant

    GO PIRKKY ;D

    #12868
    Pirkid
    Participant

    Completly and utterly.

    I have video proof of David OM NOM NOMing the cake. 😀

    #12869
    Nass
    Participant

    I have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.

    Yes. It’s video.

    #12870
    Pirkid
    Participant
    Nass said: I have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.

    Yes. It’s video.

    MP4, wanker.

    #12871
    Nass
    Participant
    Pirkid said:

    Nass said: I have proof of V dancing hard on the dancefloor with me and Connie.

    Yes. It’s video.

    MP4, wanker.

    I even took the time to add subtitles of Connie saying how she’s having to the time of her life with me.

    #12872
    snowhamster
    Participant

    Oh really?
    You sure I wasn’t talking to Pirky?
    “I’m having the time of my life with you <3"

    #12873
    Nass
    Participant

    Pir got b&’d and killed by the guards.

    I’m sure.

    #12875
    snowhamster
    Participant


    PIRKY MY LOVE?!
    NOO
    I will
    never be happy again.

    #12876
    Nass
    Participant

    See you tonight.

    #12877
    snowhamster
    Participant

    -mourns for pirky-
    Forget you, bitch D:

    #12879
    Nass
    Participant

    So we’ll have a funeral later then.

    Poor Pir-pir. All he wanted was love…

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