I love EVE because…

Everything revolves around money in that game.
Everything you do, everything you want, everything that occurs, involves money.
(ISK is what money is called ingame)

When you look at your wallet ingame and check your spending history, taxes, refunds, etc etc…
It all piles up. And its hilarious at like, weapons.
Cause in order to attack, you need ammo.
I use missles.
Every missle costs money.

So when I launch a missle at an enemy I can sit there and say "Well… there goes $2,000…"
Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missles are EXPENSIVE…
Havocs were like, 100 dollars each….
But 2,000 for ONE?! I got 6 launchers, that hold like, 20-30 missles…
Thats like, over 300k to fit my ship to fight one base!
That base better give me profit.
ARRGGGHHH…

Thank god for mining…
But another thing you can do is, when you kill a player, you can joke about how much you cost a guy.
"Oh, lost your Drake? There goes 18mil… for the ship… alone… now lets see how much more I cost ya based on weapons and ammo you were carrying!"

If I lost my Raven Battleship, thats a good 90mil gone.
Luckily, theres insurance.
So if it gets blown up, I'll get 50mil back from the insurance company.

lol…

Now I gotta save up.

That 3,400 meter long Caldari Dreadnought isn't gonna buy itself.
$1,499,000,000…. heh…

~Grimno