Ice Miners Unit!!

Not really unit…

Well, played EVE. And a buddy said "Lets go mining"

I was like

Then he said "Lets go ICE Mining"

Then I was like

So off we went to the ICE FIELDS!
Equiped with an ICE HARVERSTER!
To mine ICE ASTEROIDS!
… ICCEEE!!!!

Well, we got there.
Buddy brought his ORCA… a giant, flippin… Industrial Ship about 6 times bigger then me.

I feel small… so very small here.

I click "Mine" and I start to Mine.
After about… 1 1/2 minutes for cycle… I harvest

1 Unit of Ice.

One Unit… weight 1000 POUNDS.
Thats a BIG honkin Ice Cube!

So we continued to mine cubes for 2 hours.
It was good.

We made a few mil off of it.
I'm gonna get myself an ORCA… flipping huge ass flat platform of awesome…

Well. Off yo go into WORMHOLES.

First I gotta PROBE them.

Probe those HOLES…

PROOOOBBBEEEIIINNNGGGGG

WAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAH… Ha… PROOOBBBEEE..

…

… BONK!

~Grimno (I… eat… your.. SANDWHICHES!)

I EAT EM ALL!