I'm still shaking!!! 😀
So, we were playing EVE Online.
And we're at war with the Mad Ravens corporation.
Which is comprised of 3 members.
Well, we sit there, and 2 of their guys come in. Andrew Mercy and Gilbert Green.
Well, we were mining. (As much as I've told you about mining. :D) And seeing that, we run to station.
Mining Barges can't shoot… nor can an ORCA.
Well, we get into station, and Andrew starts taunting…
Then, our buddy Pepsi logs on.
We tell him whats going on. And Pepsi starts coming up with a BRILLIANT bait plan.
Needless to say, it works.
Here's the "Kill Mail" as its called.
2009.08.12 02:00:00
Victim: Gilbert Green
Corp: mad ravens
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Ishtar
System: Bania
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 9612
Involved parties:
Name: pepsifester
Security: 1.9
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: Hammerhead I
Damage Done: 3837
Name: targen groundzero
Security: 0.4
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Widowmaker Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 2497
Name: GRIMN0 (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.3
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven Navy Issue
Weapon: Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile
Damage Done: 1202
Name: Blanca Brans
Security: 1.9
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Scourge Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 1159
Name: Daaknar
Security: 0.0
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Caracal
Weapon: Warrior I
Damage Done: 700
Name: Liril
Security: 0.7
Corp: Orlanes Capital Group
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Blackbird
Weapon: Fulmination Assault Missile
Damage Done: 217
Destroyed items:
Targeting Range (Cargo)
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Void S (Cargo)
Light Electron Blaster II, Qty: 2
Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2
Medium F-RX Prototype I Capacitor Boost
Hammerhead II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Warrior II, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay)
Ogre II, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay)
Shadow Serpentis Armor Explosive Hardener
Void S, Qty: 558
Dropped items:
Small Unstable Power Fluctuator I, Qty: 2
Damage Control II
Warp Disruptor II
Void S, Qty: 1180 (Cargo)
Light Electron Blaster II
Alumel-Wired I Sensor Augmentation
Hammerhead II, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator
Y-T8 Overcharged Hydrocarbon I Microwarpdrive
Null S, Qty: 1999 (Cargo)
Warrior II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Cap Booster 800, Qty: 11 (Cargo)
Scan Resolution
Medium Armor Repairer II, Qty: 2
Ogre II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
You guys probably only understand 1/2 of what it is… but YEAH!
We went out, and I got the finishing blow, scoring me the kill!
MY FIRST KILL IN EVE ONLIN!
Cost him 212,480,000 ISK for his ship lost.
Thats a nice chunk! 😀
So I'm excited and everythinjg! WOOOOOOOT!
YEAH! Andrew was "Impressed" saying that was Gilbert's first ship lost in the Mad Raven's corp.
Then he said he was going to bed and logged out.
The entire time he was in station… so no threat there.
LOL… Now Gilbert is gonna have to piece together a new ship!
🙂
~Grimno (While blowing him up, I screamed in local chat "KABOOOOOM"!)
I feel childish yes, but proud.
8 Comments
Isn’t EVE online like 8 years old or something? I saw that review of that game in a 2000 issue of PC gamer
AHAHAHAHHAHA
Win on the last part. Win indeed.
EVE was back in like, 02. So it is old… but its still new.
New stuff comes out all the time. Currently 23 large player corporations are at war with over 1,000 players in each corp. So the economy shifts based on them buying war materials. My corp is hired by an offbranch group of one of them. Wormholes came out recently… every year they come out with a massive patch in December.
Even some 02 players still play, cause theres no grinding, and your always progressing.
I had a friend who used to play and tried to convince me to, but I’m not one to pay monthly fees for games. He ended up moving on to WoW anyway.
I’d so play after I saw this
But my computer would explode, re build itself just to explode again.
I just have to “play” EVE by reading stuff from Grimno here.
The trailer is true though.
Ship go byebye 8D
212,480,000 ISK?
Holy crap. When I played, I made maybe 1/10 of that..jeeze.