Run away! Or laugh.

In my years, I have come across some really weird people. These people aren’t just strange, they literally make me scared sometimes. Others are just so out of the ordinary that I have to laugh at them. Off the top of my head, I can think of a few. I am lacking visuals, but hopefully you get an idea of how weird the creatures are.

1. This girl from school, named Carla. If anyone is interested, I have her friend-ed on facebook. Anywhos. She is around 5 feet tall, has really dead looking hair, yellowed teeth, has hairy pits and legs, and smells. She has been described as having the stench of sour ass. I don’t want to sound like a total mean bitch, but I speak only the truth. One time I was sitting next to her in drama class, and I just sprayed myself with some spray to cover up her scent. She also claims to work for the modeling agency Sutherland Models. Sutherland models is the agency that winners of Canada’s next top model get signed for. So no one believes her. Other false claims she makes are the numerous boyfriends she has. If I could actually see these people in real life, I would buy her story. But it just so happens to be that everyone is in a long distance relationship with her. Normally I would give people the benefit of the doubt, but it’s just too hard to buy. When you have seen what she looks like and know what she is like, you would get me. You really would. The weirdest part of everything? She included my name in her yearbook graduation message! She said I was a good friend to her. I would have been touched if I actually was nice to her. But I mostly just ignored her in class. Oh wells.

2. My next oddity comes to us from the streets. No, he isn’t homeless. He was just sorta standing around when I met him for the first and last time. I was on my way home from school, and he was standing in front of an apartment complex. So while I am passing by, he calls me over. The street wasn’t that empty, so I figured slowing down for a second wouldn’t kill me. He starts to talk to me, tells me I am pretty, then grabs my hand. O.o Now my brain is just telling me to freak out, so I look around while he asks me to marry him. At that point, I just pulled away and ran the fastest I had ever run before.

3. I feel bad about this next one because she was a little girl, but I could not stop laughing when I saw her. I was taking the bus home with my friends, and I grab a seat beside this girl who looked to be around 8-10. The entire bus ride (about 1 hour), she was yapping away on her cell phone. No surprise. Kids these days and their cell phones, and meaningless relationships, and their pacman arcade games and their lollipops and their pierced nipples….Oh yeah. Cell phone. She was in the middle of some intense conversation. Like she was leaning away from me, changing her tone, even making hand gestures. About 10 minutes before my stop, my friend who was sitting in front of me whispers that this little girl, engaged in quite the phone call, was not actually talking on a phone. I turned to look at her, and I saw she was talking for 45 minutes into a hand held video game you get from cereal boxes. LMAO

Every other weirdo does not come to mind. They are mostly strangers I encounter on the bus like once who just talk to themselves or other random things. There was one girl who made me laugh, but I think she had some mental disability, so I wont include her in it.

But yeah. Weird people. Do Weird things.