outta me… They could care less as long as someone's ears bleed!
Yeah, so, my little brother, River, makes me want to punch a baby every time he opens his mouth. Everything he does annoys me, and he knows it, and he does it on purpose… And gets away with it. For instance: Whenever my mom tells him to do something, such as help bring in the groceries, he says "Waiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" and continues doing whatever he was doing (usually playing some stupid flash game on AddictingGames.com). So a few minutes later, she tells him again. "Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" he says, and keeps on playing. He never does what she says, and she never does anything about it. So lately, I've taken it into my own hands: If he's on the computer and she says to do something and he says "Waiiiiiiiiiiit," I lock the computer. He screams at me to unlock it, and I, not knowing the password, tell him to get Mom to do it. Since he's finally off the computer, she tells him she won't unlock it until he does what she said to do.
Another thing that annoys me to no end is that he has no concept of another person's personal property. He takes stuff like it was his, even if you've specifically told him NOT to… I lock my bedroom door all the time but somehow that doesn't stop him from breaking in and stealing my Nintendo DS… which he recently LOST. Whenever I have a glass of water sitting on the counter, he puts his nasty lips on it, drinks from my water and backwashes all kinds of CRAP into it.
Sometimes I literally want to pulverize him, just take him outside and throw his scrawny self onto the concrete driveway and stomp on him… But I won't, because that would make my mommy sad… And I love my mommy :O
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ahah This reminds me of my friend.
Her little brother is apparently really spoiled. One day, she asked to use his iTouch (why he has an iTouch and she dosnt is a mystery). He refuses, so she goes into a rampage.
She takes all his games and throws them out of the window, but not before scratching his favorite Halo 3 so badly that it will never work again.
yah, she scares me a little bit.
Ooooooh wow.
Well, at least you don’t have TWO little brothers.
One of mine is a couple inches taller than me, and a LOT heavier. Anywho, sometimes he just gets really pissy and bitches at me for NO REASON WHATSOEVER. Swearing/cussing included. And my parents don’t do jack shit about it. But me on the other hand, I just use a swear word ONE TIME. ONE FREAKING TIME. And then I get grounded “for life”. >_______>;;
At least my baby brother is cute. :/
I feel your pain. We older siblings have it rough. 🙁
I DO have TWO little brothers… the youngest one is USUALLY good, unless he is around the other one… Then they’re BOTH extremely hyperactive little TWIRPS!
Ahahahaha… that sucks. D:
I love being the younger sibling -evil laughter-
It’d serve you right Dest if you suddenly had a new little sibling on the way! >O
For those who sympathize…help me curse dest with siblings! 8D
I can donate mine to the cause, dee!
yay lets give him moar to up the agony of being the elder! >D
My elder brother’s a living piece of firewood. Nuff said.
My younger brother is only 2 years my junior. So no problems from him =/
I’m the younger sister in my family. We’re on pretty good terms 😀 but she punches and cuts me a lot.
Anyway, I have 3 younger cousins. One, Zhonghao, is older than the others by 2 or 3 years and he’s EXTREMELY spoiled. I was in the bathroom with some stomach problems -coughdiarrhea- and he opens the door and smiles, “What’re you doing?”
Me: …Close the door.
Him: Why? -walks in and closes door behind him-
Me: …Walk out and close the door.
Him: No 😀
Me: …GET OUT NOW. -goes into evil killing aura mode-
Him: -bursts into tears and runs out of the room crying to all the adults- CONNIE HIT MEEE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Oh dayumm was I screwed >_>
My other younger cousins are so cute and adoraaablee and I love them and they’re completely nice to me. The problem is, when they’re with Zhonghao, they turn evil and throw things at me and slap me.
Zhonghao is 8 or 9 this year I think. Sounds like a nice age to kill him 🙂
Seriously. They blame me for everything my brother does wrong.
Amen.
Especially since my brother is a bad influence.
I
HATE
BEING
THE
MIDDLE
CHILD.
But the middle is the best D:
Like in oreos and sandwiches 😀
No, that means I have to do all the slave work.
“Chrissssss! (my older brother) do the dishes.”
“lolno”
“Mikeee do the dishes.”
“lolnothanks”
“YOU DON’T HAVE AN OPINION!”
“Why doesn’t Kiddo(nickname for my little brother) do it?”
“Because he is still young.”
Fack.
The funny thing is, even tho I have an older brother, my parents treat me like the oldest… They did even BEFORE he moved out. I always get blamed for everything that goes wrong and I also have to do all the work.
Yeah, I heard things like that can happen. Also, that same flash game website also gave me a tracking cookie. Luckily I had Norton.
To be honest. I was like your brother once. Except I grew out of it.
Stuff like this makes me glad I’m an only child, man